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Clips from Family Guy - Secondhand Spoke (S12E12)

"Oh, hey, uh, you know, I don't know if you're the guy"
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"to talk to about this, but when I went to my trailer"
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"this morning, there was a hairy naked guy in it."
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"We don't provide trailers."
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"I'm sorry to tell you this, but we no longer need your services."
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"Well, I went to a NASCAR event"
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"and realized you're just an average-looking man."
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"Please! I'll do anything to keep my job!"
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"N-Name anything you want and I'll do it!"
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"Please give me something else!"
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"I'm sorry, Peter, it's over."
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"Why are your eyes crying, Peter?"
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"They fired me, Larry!"
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"and tell them we don't have it."
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"Good morning, students."
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"First of all, I don't care what the courts say,"
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"let's thank the Christian God together."
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"Now then, we're here today"
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"for the presidential candidate debate."
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"Okay, remember, people think I'm smart now."
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"So it's got to be clever and it's got to pop."
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"You can't hold me prisoner in here forever!"
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"Why not? Name one person who loves you."
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"Wow. Not a proportional response."
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"All right, let's begin with an opening statement"
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"from the perpetually upbeat black kid."
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"Thanks for letting me go first."
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"I got an hour-and-a-half drive home after this."
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"You're not getting it, Chris, are you?"
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"so I tried to help you."
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"I tried to be a good brother."
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"And you've repaid me with abuse."
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"You're the bully, Chris Griffin."
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"And now an opening statement from our second candidate,"
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"the King of the Zingers, Chris Griffin."
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"Go easy on me, Chris."
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"My sister has M.S."
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"And neither is she."
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"I knew you'd have something."
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"I'm a big fraud,"
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"and I've treated people terribly."
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"I'm sorry, Stewie."
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"but I'll always be on your side."
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"this election is postponed. Go back to class."
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"Oh, and another thing,"
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"stop making fun of teachers who don't have cars."
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"Life's not as easy as you think it's gonna be right now."
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"You know, Chris, what you did on that stage took a lot of guts."
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"Thanks, Stewie."
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"And thanks to you, I'm no longer getting bullied."
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"Well, that's great."
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"I guess we put those bullies in their place, huh?"
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"Yeah. Two of them shot themselves."
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"Oh, that's so good to hear, Chris."
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"Are they done? They're-they're all done?"
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"Okay, all right, let's finish ours."
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"Well, I finally quit smoking and I'm ready to go back to normal!"
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"The damage you've done is irreversible."
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"the damage you've done to your heart and your lungs is,"
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"no doubt, exponentially worse. What?!"
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"That usually works."
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* All the things that make us"
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"* Laugh and cry"
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"I'll know they're bullies if they use my full name."
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"I'll be right back."
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""But the very far-away doctor couldn't make it in time.""
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"And that's why here in Denmark we have very small tables."
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"I-I wanted to talk about what happened at school..."
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"I mean the fellow's name on first base."
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"Go on, Chris. It's now or never."
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"I'm scared! I'm scared!"
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"I can't even get my son to quit being gay."
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"All right, how many Vicodins for you guys to just leave me alone?"
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"Well, it's too bad Dr. Hartman couldn't help us."
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"and then maybe get a couple bottles of wine."
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"Thank you for meeting me here."
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"That would explain the violent lovemaking that followed."
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"I'm done! I'm not saying another word."
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"You were being bullied day in and day out,"
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"No, you don't understand."
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"Can you forgive me?"
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"*"
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"* On which we used to rely?"
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"I just need a couple every hour or so,"
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"I'll never win a Nobel Prize!"
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"Listen, Peter, we need to talk."
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"Watson, a clue!"
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"It's just a crap-fest of faces."
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"Like Sherlock Holmes and Watson."
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"I'm worried what you're gonna do with that."
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"How could you do that?!"
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"You bring the money, I get you the coke."
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"You're a butt baby."
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"The doctor said you wouldn't be able to!"
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"i-it's horrible!"
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"I'll never be a member of Parliament!"
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"Must... escape."
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"Day five of my imprisonment inside Chris' backpack."
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"Peter, what are you doing?! I thought you quit!"
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"Amazing, Holmes."
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"Okay, now say..."
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"You have a serious problem."
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"I made your favorite-- waffles and..."
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"Does this story have an end?!"
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"but it seemed wrong when your music teacher wrapped"
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"Oh, hey, Stewie. Ready to go to school?"
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"No. What? There is no bad news."
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"Welcome back, Mr. Griffin!"
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"Come on. Let's go kidnap my neighbor's dog"
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"I'm out. I'm not running."
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"I'm dropping out of the election."
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"Much like Jeff Zucker when he ran NBC."
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"* Lucky there's a family guy"
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"* It seems today that all you see *"
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