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Clips from Family Guy - Secondhand Spoke (S12E12)

"Well, actually I do."
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"All right, Griffin."
Family Guy
"You're clearly a smoker."
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"Enjoy your break."
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"Wow, I can use smoking to get out of anything."
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"Finally, I'm above the law like my 14th century ancestor"
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"King of Denmark Griffin."
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"More wine! More women!"
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"More table!"
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"I'm having a heart attack!"
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"Is anyone at the table a doctor?"
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"I am!"
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"Okay, Stewie, time to change your diaper."
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"Ooh! Oh, smoke break!"
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"and he turned out okay."
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"Hey, Dad, want to hear a story about my day at school?"
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"It's about my hot friend Melissa."
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"Okay."
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"She didn't wear a bra to school today."
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"Okay."
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"And someone spilled water all over her white shirt."
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"Okay."
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"And it was cold, so you could see everything."
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"Okay."
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"Then she left and I realized I was all alone..."
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"Smoke break!"
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"Is that a dead gerbil in there?"
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"It's a weird species."
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"for, like, 30 seconds, and then they go to sleep."
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"This joker still hasn't woken up."
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"Get up, lazy!"
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"You know, the way those kids"
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"were picking on you today in school--"
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"you really got to stand up for yourself."
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"What would you say if I said, "Hey there, shorty"?"
Family Guy
"I'd say, "Have another doughnut, you albino gorilla.""
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"you have a sister as well."
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"Oh, Stewie, I-I could never come up with stuff like you do."
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"Of course not. You're sweet and simple."
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"But even you could learn enough to outsmart"
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"those cretins at your school."
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"And they'll respect you for it."
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"Why would you do that for me?"
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"Like Owl and Costello."
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"Who. The fellow playing first base."
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"Who. The guy on first base."
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"Who. I'm asking you who's on first!"
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"Who. That's what I'm asking you!"
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"Nothing will ever be funnier than misunderstandings."
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"Now, what are you gonna call the one in the middle?"
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"Isosceles triangle?"
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"What?! Come on, Chris!"
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"We worked on this all night."
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"I know! I also had a geometry test!"
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"Well, how'd that go?"
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"Hey, look who it is."
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"Dorky Pig."
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"Let them have it."
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"Nice muscles."
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"What, do you belong to a gym?"
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"Here, put me on your back and repeat what I say."
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"Quick! Here they come!"
Family Guy
"You're even uglier up close, Griffin."
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"I heard you were born out of your mom's butt."
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"Oh, man! Griffin schooled him!"
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"and I won't get to see how this works out."
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"The intruder has tracked in a red clay,"
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"which can only be found near London's homosexual bathhouse."
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"How did you know that?"
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"Just from, like, books and stuff."
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"that after all these years we've been together,"
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"we can still... Smoke break!"
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"What? Peter, what are you doing down there?"
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"Nothing."
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"Well, it doesn't seem like nothing."
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"Put that out right now!"
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"Smoking is highly addictive."
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"I'm not addicted."
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"so I don't go completely insane."
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"Peter, that's exactly what addicted means."
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"Cigarettes will kill you."
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"Relax, Lois. I can quit any time I want."
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"Look, I'll toss this one out right now."
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"I'm so sorry I threw you out the window!"
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"Sorry. Wait, whose bedroom are you in?"
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"Meg's."
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"Okay, that's fine then."
Family Guy
"Where's Dad?"
Family Guy
"Ah, nothing like an after-run mint"
Family Guy
"Okay, now sit down and have some breakfast."
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"Hey, uh, did anybody get the paper today?"
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"to get rid of that paper-getting breath."
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"You know, I feel like these waffles could use"
Family Guy
"a little fresh air. Come on, boys."
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"Peter, sit down."
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"You need your breakfast."
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"Remember my cousin Sylvia's husband Robert? Well..."
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"Peter, I just started."
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"Oh, Meg's out of milk. I'll get you a carton."
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"Hey, good story, Lois."
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"I know it's technically not illegal,"
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"a trash bag around his waist so he could change pants."
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"Hey, Jew-bacca!"
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"Passover's stupid and I'm gonna prove it by breaking your nose."
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"Hey!"
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"Why don't you pick on someone your own religion"
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"who can fight for themselves?"
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"You frequently opt out of swim class"
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"because of your gross microcephalic penis."
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"It's not gross!"
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"It's special."
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"I can use it to reset my cable box."
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"That was really nice."
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"Your wide hips hold no temptation for me!"
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"you have..."
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"...a-a vulva..."
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"and fallopian tubes."
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"Finally! A guy who listens!"
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"Here's my number. Call me."
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"Peter, when'd you start smoking?"
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