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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Seminar (S07E07)

"Not politically correct, but he's called Holy..."
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""Herro. I'm Ping." You can't do that these days."
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"that it has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality."
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"No, no, no. No, comedy is a place"
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"where the mind goes to tickle itself."
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"That's what she said."
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"That's good. Pleasure to meet you."
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"Where are you working? Dunder Mifflin."
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"Any jobs going? No, not right now."
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"See you around."
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"Bye, bye."
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"Your first student is here, Mr. Bernard."
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"Cut to, you know, I'm spending a weekend in Boise,"
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"terrible time, super lonely."
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"But I get to thinking,"
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"Michael? Nein, I'm Greek!"
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"Ooh."
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"and I do this through the techniques of leading questions"
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"and laughing at all jokes."
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"And the character, Mykonos, is just a little added flavor."
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"Mykonos is loosely based on another character I do, Spiros,"
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"who is more about the ladies."
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"Thank you so much, Tuna Turner."
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"You are simply the best."
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"Listen, this isn't a favor, all right?"
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"I get super flexible when I'm nervous."
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"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop."
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"Hey, Andy, I'm really, really sorry to do this to you,"
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"that I totally forgot,"
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"so I can't be a part of this seminar."
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"No! What?"
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"You can't do that. You are a critical part of this seminar."
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"You're the charming warm-up guy. I know."
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"If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche."
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"This is my only idea on how to turn things around."
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"which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at."
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"Will you let me know when this whole seminar thing's over?"
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"What's going on? Do you know that guy?"
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"I just have a meeting, outside the office."
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"I was thinking we could buy up a bunch of abandoned mineshafts."
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"That's great. There's a big,"
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"Um, what about you?"
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"Uh, credit cards. Uh-huh."
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"My company will act as an inter-medium"
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"for, like, 0.2 cents off every transaction."
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"like, every time you make a phone call, I'd make 0.2 cents."
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"Right. Okay? Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"You promised us whales. These are worms."
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"They're just people with tiny businesses."
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"They're baby whales, which is even cuter. I'm out."
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"Stanley, you're supposed to close."
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"I'm out, too."
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"I already lost Jim."
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"Salesmen are supposed to help each other out."
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"We're supposed to be a team."
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"We're no more a team"
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"I was thinking, you know, Andy's having a seminar today?"
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"I'm not feeling up to that. Okay."
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"which is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me."
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"To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life,"
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"when she got mono and her first period ever."
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"But you know what? Here I am using it."
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"If you change your mind, why don't you talk to Mykonos?"
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"Is Mykonos Greek? He sounds Italian."
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"Ugh. You're the fifth person to tell me that today."
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"Maybe Mykonos ran away to join the Italian circus."
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"Okay, yeah, like a character history."
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"Good. Tom Hanks does that."
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"Yeah."
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"Like, "I Jlp... I Jlp you!""
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"I don't think that's a word."
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"I'm playing scrabble with Gabe,"
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"and I've never won a game."
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"The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games."
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"So far I've seen The Shining,"
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"Not really my thing."
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"Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies"
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"where they have a perfect family and everything."
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"Yes."
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"K-A. "Ka?" What does "ka" mean?"
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"Why did you play "moo?""
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"Because I'm playing to win."
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"I'm playing "moo," I'm playing "milk," whatever it takes."
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"Okay, but look, you could have hit "mood.""
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"Would have played a... A triple word. Ah."
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"Like the cow mood yesterday."
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"Or moon."
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"The cow jumped over the moon."
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"You know it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?"
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"Kevin, Jim dropped out of my seminar, and I'm just..."
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"I was wondering if you could replace him as my charming warm-up guy."
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"Andy, I'm no Jim. I'm..."
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"The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version"
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"to talk to this seminar about business."
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"And? Can you do it?"
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"So, no?"
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"No, I don't like committing to not doing things, either."
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"That's just as big a commitment. Oh, baby."
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"What do I put you down for, bro hombre?"
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"All right! Yes, I'll do it."
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"Okay, thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome."
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"Kevin, you open it up. Yep."
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"And then I come in and just close all the sales and stuff."
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"One, two, three!"
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"Welcome everybody. Awesome to see you guys."
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"My name's Andy Bernard, but you can call me "The Nard Dog.""
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"Hi, Nard Dog. I'm Lu Peachem."
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"Let's get things started, shall we?"
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"Good. Well, as you can see on your program,"
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"Four, five."
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"and some people who don't."
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"Guess which type I am."
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"Charm type."
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"Dream big. Right?"
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"is dream the biggest that you can."
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"And then double it!"
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"Are you okay? No. Yes!"
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"Here. Mmm-hmm."
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"The first lesson that I'm gonna teach you,"
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