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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Seminar (S07E07)

"right, is about finding success."
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"Okay, so then, what are you picturing right now,"
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"'Cause the universe is yours, people."
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"Get out of the way."
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"He has achieved a great deal in the last..."
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"But perhaps no achievement is greater"
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"than his on-again, off-again girlfriend."
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"Who am I?"
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"I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch."
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"so I have a couple of things in the works."
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"The business bitch, the diet bitch,"
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"the shopping bitch, the etiquette bitch."
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"I could sit here, and I could tell you the 10 secrets of business,"
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"and you would have a great time,"
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"But who better to tell you"
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"than the Yale University adjunct professor in management,"
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"Professor Scott Powell, who I have on my BlackBerry."
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"Hey, Kelly Kapoor."
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"What a delicious surprise."
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"Professor Powell, you are on speakerphone."
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"Do you think you could tell us the 10 secrets of business?"
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"Um, there aren't really 10 secrets."
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"Uh, I guess know your market would be key."
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"Practice fiscal discipline."
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"You could have just told us what you were thinking."
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"There's no yelling in that, either. Well..."
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"We have to try this out on somebody."
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"Look, you want to order something?"
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"She will have a greekaccino."
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"It's a very strong coffee with milk from a goat."
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"It's a miracle. She can talk."
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"No more brain damage."
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"No more brain damage!"
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"Two eyes, two ears,"
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"a chin, a mouth,"
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"a butt, two kneecaps, a penis."
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"I have just described to you the Loch Ness monster."
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"And the reward for its capture?"
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"All the riches in Scotland."
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"So I have one question, why are you here?"
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"an actual free lunch."
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"There's sandwiches in the back. Certainly help yourselves."
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"We'll meet back up in an hour."
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"I picked out our movie. It's called Suspiria."
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"It pushes all the boundaries."
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"All your preconceived notions about what horror can be, come crashing down."
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"When I win,"
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"we're gonna watch Wall-E,"
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"where all the boundaries of color are pushed."
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"It is hard to explain why Erin is doing so well today."
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"The only thing I can think is Erin is living out"
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"some Slumdog Millionaire scenario,"
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"where every word she's playing has a connection to her orphan past."
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"It's possible."
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"So what's your crazy business pipe dream?"
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"Really? It's taken off faster than I expected,"
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"Phyllis?"
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"Oh, you know what? Let me steep that for you."
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"Good news. We're back in."
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"Really?"
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"Excuse me. I got it. I got it."
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"Hey, do you need a lozenge?"
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"They're a bunch of jackals."
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"What?"
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"and if they want to jump in, it means you're almost there."
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"You did this."
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"Bring it home."
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"You can table it and offer it up another time."
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"Just know that I really appreciate the gesture."
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"Welcome to the seminar."
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"You're gonna blow it."
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"Maybe. Only maybe."
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"Wow, we got it."
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"Yes, Pam. Yes, most definitely."
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"Yes. Yes."
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"No."
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"Although I must say, I will have apoplexy if you lose."
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"Do you understand? Apoplexy is what I will have."
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"Got it."
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"I don't think it is the running game at all."
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"I think we do have to make a few moves in this off-season."
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"What a day, right?"
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"Guess you guys are probably ready to go."
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"I'm going to give you my secret gyro recipe."
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"Yeah, I'm getting to it."
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"You have to close. Do it. You can do it."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"This is hard for me. I'm a nice guy."
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"You know, Kelly and Creed, Kevin,"
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"Don't let them down."
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"I'm gonna go back in. I'm going to stall them for a little bit."
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"You think this thing's gonna go much longer?"
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"I don't know. They're still in there."
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"That guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom."
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"Tom Witashkin."
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"One of my best buddies, actually."
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"Jim was placed in the top reading group."
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"I was blue group, so I was second from the top."
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"And Tom... Was in green group."
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"And Jim's mom suggested"
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"that Jim spend time hanging with the kids in his reading group,"
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"because she thought that they would be a good influence."
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"Yes, we got one."
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"Okay, the snowball is rolling."
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"Who else?"
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"You can put it off for a couple of days,"
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"but I guarantee you,"
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"eventually you're gonna realize you need this."
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"So the only thing that's gonna be different"
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"is you'll be a couple of days behind"
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"I'll take one. Yes! Awesome!"
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"All right, anyone else?"
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"Sold! Anybody else?"
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"Yes! All right!"
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"No, no, no."
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"But it was a pleasure meeting you,"
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"and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime."
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"Yep, absolutely, go ahead."
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"Hey."
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"How's it going? Pretty good. Good."
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