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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Seminar (S07E07)

"Oh."
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"That's what it sounds like."
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"You can't. I'm Ping! No."
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"No, no. And people don't understand"
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"Just let me know. All right."
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"What a nice guy."
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"That's actually "Master of Ceremonies" Bernard."
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"Oh."
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"Hello, I am here for the small business seminar."
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"My name is Mykonos."
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"Wait, Michael?"
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"Michael? Okay."
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"I am the plant."
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"Every great seminar has one."
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"This is a good idea. We all win."
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"Go higher. All right."
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"Wow."
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"You signal the flavors of the whole night. I'm really sorry. I can't do it."
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"I can't have this go badly."
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"and I haven't been making very many sales lately, or ever."
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"If it goes badly, I might lose my job,"
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"How are the marks?"
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"big future in that. A lot of mines in Scranton."
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"Wow!"
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"Or anything. Like, any online shopping, I get 0.2 cents basically."
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"They're not worms, Dwight, okay?"
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"What?"
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"than the people staying in the same hotel are a team."
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"You know what might be kind of fun?"
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"Mykonos and... Oh, I don't know, Michael."
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"Holly broke up with A. J. last week,"
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"and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in High School"
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"Too much information? That's what I thought."
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""Jelp?" J-E-L-P? No, J-L-P."
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"You want some help?"
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"Really?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you."
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"She's stuck on that one thing."
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"Pink. Indigo."
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"Hi, Ryan, you went to business school, right?"
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"Yeah. I need somebody"
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"Okay."
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"And if I flake, I flake. What?"
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"And then Creed, guest speaker extraordinaire."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Team! Creed!"
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"You guys ready to hear from the Dunder Mifflin business experts?"
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"Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr. Kevin Malone."
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"Yes!"
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"There are some people who have charm"
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"So, what I want you to do"
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"Okay, from here now."
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"And the key to finding success is to picture a winner."
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"right this second?"
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"I'm really excited to introduce you guys to Ryan Howard."
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"What are you..."
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"and you would learn a lot."
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"Uh, why?"
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"Uh, all right. Well,"
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"Put that "Q" right there."
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"Put the "Q" there, sweetie."
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"There's no theater in that."
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"Practice Olympics."
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"Do you like movies?"
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"I like the musical Grease,"
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"or as we call it, "home.""
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"I don't know what that is."
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"It..."
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"I don't know."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest speaker will provoke you."
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"He is..."
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"ten fingers, two nipples,"
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"Well, I started my own golf supply company."
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"so I came here to learn about creating manageable growth."
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"Some of these people are for real."
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"Hey, friend. How's it going?"
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"Thank you. Hey, you know what?"
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"Let's go sell some paper, buddy. Huh?"
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"They left you in the lurch,"
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"Let me tell you what you can do with your offer to help."
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"Hi. Hope you enjoyed your lunch."
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"Welcome back."
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"Ooh, well, hello."
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"We got it."
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"Oscar, wait. I think the victory would be more meaningful"
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"Apoplexy. Yes."
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"I just want to make a point to that last caller. I disagree."
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"Wow!"
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"You know, I like you."
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"Come out here, since it's a secret, and I'll tell you."
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"All right, you have to close right now."
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"Andy, what's the problem?"
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"Don't let yourself down, Andy."
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"I want you to close."
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"Goodbye. Stop."
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"But how'd you say it?"
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""My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.""
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"where you would be if you bought this from me right now."
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"- Yeah, bitch. - Good choice."
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"You made the stupidest decisions of your life."
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"Hey, you think it's coo I if I grab a soda? Yeah."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Sales."
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"'Cause you're so smart."
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"Wonderful seminar!"
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"What? Come on. It's time for grapes."
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"Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about."
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"I know how much you want to watch Wall-E."
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"Erin, I heard you talking about movies before and..."
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"Anyway, I just watched this over the weekend."
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"Nice guy."
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"Sorry, mate. I'm sorry, mate."
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"Excuse me, mate. What are you..."
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"What are you doing? English?"
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"If you're taking the mickey, you picked on the wrong person."
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"Let me tell you that. No, I'm not picking on you at all."
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"You're English, correct? Yeah, big time, yeah."
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"David Brent, my liege. How are you?"
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"I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella."
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