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Clips from Family Guy - I Take Thee, Quagmire (S04E04)

"- Well, you look a lot better. - I did it, Brian!"
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"Meg Ryan topless. No, thanks. No, thanks."
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"Stewie, Mommy has a surprise for you."
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"I hate you."
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"I love it."
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"Not according to my paperwork."
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"You'll thank me."
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"You know, this is probably not cool. Just throwing it out there."
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"And her last name was Quagmire."
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"I got to go. I got tickets to Celine Dion."
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"Ah, it's good to have you back, Quagmire."
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"Hey, Death, can you leave that body here for another five minutes?"
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"All right, Peter. You made it to the bonus round."
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"- Congratulations. - Thanks, Regis."
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"Uh..."
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"Is it Alex Karras in Webster?"
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"All right, I'll take the ceramic Dalmatian for $600."
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"Um, hey, how much for that fat guy in the circle?"
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"That's you. - Oh, embarrassing."
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"I can't believe you actually won."
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"Like when Adam West was on Jeopardy."
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"All right, players. The answer once again is,"
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"Adam, what was your response?"
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"Only saying his name backwards"
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"can send him back to the fifth dimension, where he belongs."
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"All right, whip them out, woman."
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"And, by the way, let's be clear."
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"I only like you as a friend."
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"Me Peter. You maid."
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"Um, I do speak English."
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"You maid, clean for me, Peter."
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"Peter, stop it. Welcome to our home, Joan."
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"I'm Lois. Won't you come in?"
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"Oh, boy! My own maid."
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"Well, we are officially lost."
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"I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!"
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"Joan, it's great to have you here."
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"Hey, keep digging."
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"Mr. Griffin, this is unbelievably humiliating."
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"I'm gonna go on strike! And you can all try living without me!"
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"Kids, we're free."
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"We're finally free."
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"I was breastfeeding Stewie, and he bit me again."
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"You see, the areola is very tender here."
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"bitten down right on a duct."
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"Well, maybe it's time to wean Stewie."
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"Any other problems you have, too,"
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"like, for example, around your underpants"
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"that you want me to take a look at,"
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"I could take a look at that, too."
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"Please pull down your underpants."
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"Okay. Why?"
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"It's a thanks-for-being- such-a-sweetie watermelon."
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"Everybody, this is Joan."
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"Do you want to say 9:00?"
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"Sure. See you then."
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"Oh, my God! I'm in love."
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"Time for dinner, sweetie."
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"That's more disgusting"
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"It's like a walrus flossing."
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"I know it's different than you're used to."
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"Yes. That's what we were promised"
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"about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh-free years ago."
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"Oh, wow! Really? I've heard they're just beautiful."
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"What's going on, man?"
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"It's wet out here."
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"Oh, look at them."
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"Listen, Joan. I have something very important to ask you."
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"I'm gonna see how long I can hold my breath."
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"Joan, I've decided I want to spend my life with you."
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"Of course I will."
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"Where? What? Oh!"
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"You know I'm just playing with you."
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"Man, I never would have thought Quagmire would get married."
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"You know, like that prank I pulled on Ashton Kutcher."
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"You've just been tomahawked."
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"So, how's the weaning going?"
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"I'll bet the founding fathers had an easier time writing the Bill of Rights."
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"You think the language in the Second Amendment is clear enough?"
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"Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall."
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"How could that possibly be misconstrued?"
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"Wait. You know what? Before we send this to the printer,"
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"let's take that abortion thing out."
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"Boy, I never thought we'd be going to Quagmire's for an engagement party."
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"Hey there, neighbors. Are you lost?"
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"I'm just joshing. Of course we're expecting you. Come on in, friends."
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"Uh-uh, if you all will just take your shoes off there."
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"Uh-oh, foot odor."
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"Hey, Quagmire. Check out this month's Hustler, huh."
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"- Quagmire? - Now, this is neat."
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"in the center of their living room, as furniture."
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"All right, Quagmire. Time for your lap dance."
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"I'm married, Cleveland's got foot odor,"
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"Okay. Got to time this just right."
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"Help! Somebody get this baby off me!"
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"There's only one thing to do. We got to break it up."
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"Gosh, Peter, thanks so much for being my best man."
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"Oh, it's my pleasure. In fact, I got a wedding surprise for you."
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"All right, back it up, guys."
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"I know you got a foot fetish so I got you this Statue of Liberty's foot."
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"Oh, thanks, Peter. But Joan is all the foot I need now."
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"What? But, Quagmire, that's the real foot from the Statue..."
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"No. No. The reality, the real reality of getting this together was staggering."
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"You know, this cost me $437,000."
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"Don't ask me how I got it."
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"I had to call in a whole bunch of favors from people I've never even met."
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"No, it's not, Lois. It's horrible."
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"It's like a disease that rots you from the inside out."
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"You slept with my wife."
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"Wow, that was great."
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"So, anyway, what I'm trying to tell you is,"
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"Good. Good. 'Cause if you ever left me, I'd have to cut myself."
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"Yes. Sleep away, woman."
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"But I'm here to claim what's rightfully mine."
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"- Hey, Lois, what's this word? - "Evel. ""
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"- And this one? - "Kneivel. ""
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"- And this one? - "In. ""
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"What was I supposed to do?"
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"We know she's gonna be upset if you dump her."
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"But if something happened that was out of your control..."
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