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Clips from Family Guy - I Take Thee, Quagmire (S04E04)

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"So, we need five consonants and a vowel."
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""Z." Four."
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""Q.""
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"Another "Q.""
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"A third "Q.""
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"Okay, no help there. Fifteen seconds."
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"Okay, let's see. Oh, boy! Everything looks nice. Um..."
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"Uh, give me the one free week of maid service."
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"I don't see a price tag on that."
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"Okay, well, in that case, I'll take the rest on a gift certificate."
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""It was the first spacecraft to land on the surface of Mars. ""
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""Kebert Xela. ""
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"It's time for the afternoon meal."
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"My goodness, Stewie. I guess you're hungry."
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"No one's cleaned my belly button in a long time."
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"What is this?"
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"A carton of Parliaments? I haven't smoked in 10 years."
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"Oh, ColecoVision."
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"Yeah! This could be a fun afternoon."
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"Hey, hey, Lois wants me to go to the store and the car's low on gas."
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"Oh, crap!"
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"This is truly a sight to behold. An awesome spectacle."
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"The hell I am!"
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"Hiya!"
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"And I told you boys to pick up your clothes!"
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"I swear to God, sometimes I feel like just going on strike!"
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"Ouch. Damn, that hurts."
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"What happened?"
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"I think he might have even broken the skin."
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"Maybe I should, uh, you know, uh, look at it."
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"I have seen a lot of medical shows."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. What?"
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"Now I know how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers."
Family Guy
"I suppose it would make my life easier."
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"You know what? I'll give it a try."
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"Huh?"
Family Guy
"All right, boys. It's my maid's last night."
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"Hey, Meg. Will you hold this for Daddy?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, sure."
Family Guy
"This is weird. Am I supposed to eat this?"
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"I hate you! I hate you!"
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"Oh, maid."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"Hey, there."
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"I mean, it's nice to pleasure your acquaintance."
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"I'd love to."
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"God, he works fast."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket"
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"No, honey. No, no. Tonight we're gonna have formula instead."
Family Guy
"than when Peter went through that Daisy Dukes phase."
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"So who's up for some hoops at the park, huh?"
Family Guy
"Wow, it's so lovely here, Glenn."
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"Well, this is our three-week anniversary, Joan."
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"some nights around sunset, the screaming black dolphins come out."
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"Oh, what's going on yourself?"
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"They're magical, aren't they?"
Family Guy
"Hey, James. Mmm-hmm."
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"I see you breathing out your hole."
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"Will you marry me?"
Family Guy
"Nothing would make me happier than to be Mrs. Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Oh, I thought you was talking about other seaweed."
Family Guy
"You know I got jokes."
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"I'm gonna slap you with my fin."
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"Ashton, come here."
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"Oh, it's horrible."
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"Giving up breast milk is the hardest thing I've ever had to do."
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"All right, we're done."
Family Guy
"I'm telling you guys, he's putting us on. He's the same old Quagmire."
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"I have to go."
Family Guy
"Glenn, your place looks wonderful."
Family Guy
"I feel like I can touch things in here now."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about? You hate CBS."
Family Guy
"Ooh. "Hate" is a word we don't use in this house."
Family Guy
"Joan and I always say, " If you don't have anything nice to say about someone,"
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"- Sometimes. - Sometimes we say that."
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"These people have put an old-fashioned Colonial spinning wheel"
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"No, guys. I can't do that. It's degrading to women."
Family Guy
"Come on, Quagmire. It's got to be you."
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"Why do you bring me here?"
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"Oh, Brian, my breasts are so sore."
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"And they've gotten so engorged from the weaning,"
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"Stewie! I'm so sorry."
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"I can't believe it."
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"Quagmire's gone all sissy-man Alan Alda on us!"
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"Well, what can we do about it? The wedding's tomorrow."
Family Guy
"No, no. I'm okay."
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"A lot. A real lot."
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"So the very least you can do is just rub up against... I don't know."
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"No. No. No. No. Take... Just get it out of here."
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"Peter, what's the matter? This is a happy occasion."
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"You don't know what happens to a man when he gets married."
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"I can't believe how much my breasts have swollen."
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"Peter, stop."
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"Giggity giggity God! I've made a terrible mistake!"
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"some of the guys thought we should get a divorce."
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"What?"
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"And then I'd cut you."
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"I love you, too, insane-woman-I'm-having- second-thoughts-about."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's the stuff. Yeah, yeah."
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"Look at me sucking pilfered milk off a dirty carpet."
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"- And this one? - "Montana. ""
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"Hey, Lois. Did you know that Evel Kneivel was born in Montana?"
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"Look, I told you she was gonna kill herself."
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"Let her. No, that's not funny."
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"Wait a second."
Family Guy
"This is the best idea I've had since I invented that soda."
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"And then, who's dead, huh? You."
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"Crystal Pepsi."
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"All right, fellas. I think we did it."
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"Joan, um, you mind if we come in?"
Family Guy
"There's, um... There's been an accident."
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"And then an evil pots-and-pans robot!"
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"Oh, no! Quagmire's dead!"
Family Guy
"You go for a walk in the park one day,"
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"Hi, honey. I'm home."
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"No, he's dead. I can tell. I'm a cop."
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"Oh, my God! Are you sure?"
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"I said, when people die, they void their bowels."
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"What a jackass."
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