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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - The Great Phatsby (S28E28)

"HOMER: In my younger and more vulnerable years,"
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"my father gave me some advice."
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"He said, "The laziest way to tell a story"
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"between the last tycoon of the Jazz Age"
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"WOMEN: ♪ Monty! ♪"
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"In an age of shameful excess,"
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"my parties were legendary for their magnificent excess."
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"Sultans mingled with Sultans of Swat."
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"Monogram Monty Burns."
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"Well..."
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"That'll put the Cole back in my Porter."
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"on some chap to bring in a photo booth."
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"just to bring you some ice."
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"Oh, who cares? Ice is ice."
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"Simpson, you seem fairly popular,"
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"The Springfield Hamptons?"
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"Like a wood fire put out by dumping coffee on it."
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"I never lived."
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"Where mansions are called "cottages.""
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"(all gasping)"
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"Nothing in a blanket?"
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"I would've gotten wasted beforehand!"
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"(grunting frantically)"
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"Great Gatsby!"
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"Aw, I'll row you over."
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"(grunting)"
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"Just the kind I used to throw."
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"in those days."
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"I haven't met him."
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"♪ ♪"
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"most dazzling..."
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"Let's go, Mr. Burns."
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"Mr. Burns and I were just leaving."
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"Are you Montgomery Burns, the despised billionaire?"
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"you ruthless monster."
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"When I was a boy, I found a copy"
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"left on the seat of a bus I stole."
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"See? There you told me to find a symbol"
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"And a little bit to Baz Luhrmann."
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"♪ My life is fabulous ♪ ♪ Sugar trust. ♪"
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"A man who discovered Rick Ross"
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"paid for by rich husbands"
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"Mainly second wives."
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"kids or ice cream."
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"I mean, what is he?"
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"So?"
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"Mats Wilander may have been a decent player,"
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"All right, I'll tell you what:"
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"Send the big basket."
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"Dad's hanging out with a hip-hop super producer,"
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"and I'm stuck window-shopping"
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"It's not fair!"
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"Life's not fair, kid."
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"Do I know you?"
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"The Lord picks a select few to accumulate more money"
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"Each of my enterprises has its own G6."
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"You've given me so much, Monty."
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"No, no, not a felt-tip. Oh! It'll smudge."
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"Fellas! What can we do here?"
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"Um, where's the baby?"
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"Whale-copters? VIP pod-view?"
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"Are you hearing yourself?"
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"And you did, you became even more horrible."
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"I had to eat grocery store sushi."
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"JAY: You got to buy it, M.B., it's fate."
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"Splash the cash."
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"(grunting)"
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"Monogram Monty is back!"
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"(bell clangs)"
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"♪ I got a whole lot of money ♪"
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"♪ A whole lot of money ♪"
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"♪ I already know what time it is ♪"
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"$1 million, going once, going twice..."
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"Sold!"
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"I just spent more money than I know"
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"on something I don't even want."
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"Noice."
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"Good-bye, loneliness."
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"I thought I'd get tired of window-shopping"
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"in this fancy little town, but it ain't happening."
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"A chessboard where the pieces are lipsticks!"
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"(gasps)"
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"I've dedicated my entire allowance"
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"Yo, lamp dress,"
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"Check out these sweet mane combs."
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"I can get you up close to the horses"
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"for primo grooming time."
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"Primo grooming time."
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"in the mind at the same time"
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"My best pal and I are going shopping"
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"Sir, your card was declined."
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"Yes, I'm afraid I have to destroy your card."
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"and coated with powdered diamond."
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"This car leased in someone else's name is who I am!"
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"♪ Now you just a bad joke ♪"
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"♪ Now you only dead broke ♪"
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"♪ Your bottom lip is quivering ♪"
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"♪ You're Hufflepuff, I'm Slytherin ♪"
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"♪ Evict you from the one percent ♪"
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"♪ Now watch me as my fingers tent ♪"
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"♪ You're broke now ♪"
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"♪ Now Jay owns your ass, son. ♪"
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"(honks)"
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"Oh, no, wait, he's crying now. That's worse."
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"Oh, now he's kicking his porch."
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"(sobs)"
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"I can't be wearing two-day-old sneakers."
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"(sighs)"
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"Huh! Preposterous. I raised those hounds from pups."
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"One word from me and they'll rip you apart."
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"(chuckles) Dogs can smell power."
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"We were going to open up a money-losing winery together."
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"hurts the most."
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"(alarm ringtone plays)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(cracking)"
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"What does your heart say?"
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"You're right, you're right."
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"Well, you spend enough time in the Hamptons"
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"HOMER: With my dear wife losing her marbles,"
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