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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - The Priest & the Beast (S02E02)

"I think I've found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there."
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"Okay."
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"-What do you think? -That's pretty interesting actually."
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"What you doing? It's the middle of the night."
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"-Huh? What do you think of that? -Awful."
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"You've got some potions and lotions, haven't you?"
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"That's not strictly true, they did have some bad times."
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"(RATTLING)"
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"You said it could be a B-side."
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"Hm."
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"Now open your mind."
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"♪ We are searching for that new sound"
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"I am the eagle."
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"Oh, you say you are wise."
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"My wife was like all women, strange and evil."
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"Why do you think her eyes started to go shopping for other men in the first place?"
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"and then I'll type it up, give it back to you in a note form."
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"Maybe I can read the name of Carlos."
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"He doesn't ponce around the desert in a dress."
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"Maybe I'll go to Carlos. He is a better guitar player than you, anyway."
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"-I forgot my congas. -I was just changing a string."
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"Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon."
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"Maybe it's time we could hook up a little?"
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"Because I have eight of something."
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"-Eight toes? -No."
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"(BOTH EXCLAIMING)"
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"-Not another one. -What do you mean?"
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"(SCATTING)"
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"SPIDER: You like porn? WOMAN: Very much."
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"♪ Travelled every single road Turned over every stone"
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"♪ But now I'm lost and I'm alone"
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"♪ Hear that music that I've never heard before"
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"♪ Gonna run my fingers down your spine"
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"♪ Gonna jump all over your body"
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"♪ Gonna spin my web around your mind Gonna eat you like you was the fly"
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"♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪"
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"(HISSING)"
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"Put away those fiery biscuits."
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"Why is that so funny? I am on a musical quest."
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"One and a half minutes?"
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"(WOMEN CHEERING)"
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"You beast. You drummers are all alike."
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"Perhaps the moon knows the secret of The New Sound."
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"He didn't know I licked his back, all on his yellow suit."
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"Thanks."
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"-Perhaps you are aware of our order? -No."
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"-Where is he? -He is dead."
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"-Oh yes, you mentioned. -He was killed when I was but a young girl."
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"Yes. Where?"
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"I cover myself with peanut butter."
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"There is a secret way out of the village through this barn. Save yourself."
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"SPIDER: Ladies! Ladies!"
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"(MOANING)"
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"-Get... -Come on."
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"You're absurd."
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"-I am just a drummer, you know. -No, you are much more than this."
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"I know I can never be a priest like you, but I can stand by you and fight."
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"-You have passed the test. -What test?"
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"Let us go and kick some ass."
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"When we made love it was for 60 minutes, sometimes 1 80."
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"(PSYCHEDELIC SOLO)"
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"-Ah! What's happening? -Yeah."
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"This shouldn't be happening. Oh!"
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"Oh, shit-nuts!"
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"Please no, don't do that. Please!"
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"-That's the end? -And the lesson is"
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"Mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler."
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"Play like you've never played before."
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"What did I tell you before, huh? What goes around comes around."
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"Come with us now on a journey through time and space..."
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"♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh"
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"(ELECTRONIC SQUELCHES AND HUMMING)"
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"-What the hell are you wearing? -This is the mirror ball suit."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"You're in this band as well, what have you been doing?"
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"-I'm not wearing that on stage. -I knew you'd say that."
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"That's why I've made you the tweed version. I call it the library suit."
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"and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours,"
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"(HARSH, DISCORDANT ELECTRONIC DRONE)"
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"-Keep that going. -What about this?"
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"(HIGH SYNTH CHORD)"
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"♪ The oxygen of knowledge... ♪"
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"♪ Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream"
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"♪ In your tiny circuit boots Shoes of the future"
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"♪ Trousers of the past ♪"
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"I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore."
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"You've got to help us. We've got to come up with a new sound."
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"We've got a meeting with the head of Pie Face Records at 9:00 in the morning."
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"If we don't come up with a new sound, we're not gonna get signed."
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"-Have you heard of a deadline for the rent? -Yeah."
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"Exactly, if we get signed, we'll get an advance."
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"You'll get your money, we'll be happy, you'll be happy, Bollo will be happy."
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"-He's going to drum for us, if we get the deal. -What?"
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"You did clear that with Naboo, didn't you, Bollo?"
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"-Erm... -He's not your drummer, he's my familiar."
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"-Oh, please. -Shut up."
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"-Starship Bongo. -NABOO: Bongo Ahoy."
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"-How would you know? -I was their dealer in the '70s."
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"-Good friends of mine. -Really?"
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"Hey, Rudi van Disarzio, why are we here in this godforsaken place?"
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"I prefer to think of it as creative drought, Spider Dijon."
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"It is a place where it is written that a musician may find the new sound."
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"What does it look like, this new sound?"
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"Why don't we record Spider Loving?"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"That is not the sound we're searching for, my friend."
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"Let us begin our quest to find the new sound."
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"♪ We are looking all around and round for that new sound ♪"
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"♪ We are looking for the new sound"
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"Hey, Rudi, I've been thinking. Why don't we do what we usually do, you know?"
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"You want to get that door in your head checked out."
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"-You would not understand. -Oh, really? Why? 'Cause I do not have a door?"
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"Exactly. The Door of Cuckundo comes only through true wisdom."
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"-There's nothing holy about you. You are a fraud. -We all make mistakes."
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"What are you trying to say to me?"
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"If you want to say something, speak the plain English."
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"You know very well I am talking about my ex-wife."
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"Oh, why you always go on about this?"
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