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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Jerry's Painting (S03E03)

"Good morning, Ben."
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"Leslie Knope! Ben Wyatt. Ben, great news."
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"You asked her out for me?"
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"We weren't... You... You..."
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"Cindy Miller. Chris Traeger."
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"Hi, Cindy. Sorry."
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"unable to make out with the light bulb I want to make out with."
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"A hug?"
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"delightfully unstable temperatures,"
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"Okay. I understand."
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"You have to climb in through the back window."
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"It's free. Couple more rules."
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"so burglars think that we're home when we're not,"
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"Yeah. Sure. That would be great."
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"Ron, can you make the opening remarks?"
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"Neither am I. Ever."
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"What's wrong with you? You live for this kind of stuff."
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"Please give the speech. Please give the speech."
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"Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me."
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"I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature"
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"Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now"
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"What happened?"
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"So, for my painting, I chose one"
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"the centaur goddess, Dyaphena, slaying a great stag."
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"What? No."
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"Topless Leslie glued to a horse."
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"and subconsciously, I painted you."
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"It's staying right here. Hello, fellow lover of the arts."
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"She marched into my office this morning and told me she wouldn't leave"
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"that's taken me years to cultivate"
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"which is not as cool of a vibe."
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"I don't know how to fix printers."
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"apologizing for an obscene depiction of bestiality."
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"Ms. Langman, we hear you, we understand you"
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"Not personally, no."
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"I've dabbled in nude sculpture. I've posed nude."
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"Because we're in a government building."
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"Well, there were no bedbugs."
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"Yeah. It's pretty cute, right?"
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"No. Sorry, dude. We already spent your money on a new Xbox 360"
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"Here to answer this question"
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"Right. Here we are."
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"Hang on. There is a big difference"
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"It's okay, Leslie. I got this one. What?"
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"Where do you put your bills when they come?"
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"Bank account. Good."
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"That's so cute."
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"Damn it, Jerry."
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"You've left me no choice."
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"Jackpot."
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"In fact, you could say I'm definitely for it."
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"And wrong."
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"similar to actor Taye Diggs."
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"There are some members of this Community"
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"should be destroyed."
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"What? Are you serious?"
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"I don't know, man."
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"The point is, stick to the list, and you'll do great."
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"You've made your point, okay?"
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"and you can load it in the back."
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"Get it all."
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"Oh, my God. Marshmallow shooter."
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"- Okay. - And it's a nude."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, man. It's Chris. Got to take this."
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"Hey, listen to me."
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"and shower curtains, and a cutting board."
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"I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter"
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"so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows"
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"Well, I don't know."
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"- Me too. - Ha ha."
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"Does it look like me? I don't even--"
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"Leslie, I mean, not to be inappropriate or anything,"
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"'cause you're my boss and my friend,"
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"Leslie, what are you doing?"
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"Say good-bye to Dyaphena."
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"- Really? Oh. - What?"
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"that seems like the kind of thing I would do."
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"Dude, it's super fun to eat cereal"
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"Though, you know, you're not supposed to"
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"I noticed a weird vibe when we came in the room."
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"She stole money from you."
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"What? No, no, Andy,"
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"You've chosen well."
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"And secondly, hey, man, if it's gonna happen..."
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"I'm glad you finally came to your senses."
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"- Come in here. - Okay."
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"Historically, yes, exclusively."
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"I don't know who that is."
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"You look like Enrique Iglesias."
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"and I didn't pose for him."
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"Did I scare you? No."
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"I just wanted to remind you of the art show that's happening tonight"
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"at the community center. Yeah. Yeah."
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"It's gonna be a lot of fun."
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"Great. Well, that sounds cool."
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"That sounds like something that will be a big success. You know?"
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"I mean, like everything that you put your paws on."
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"Your fingers."
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"Do you remember the woman I told you about"
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"from the county commissioner's office?"
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"Um... Vaguely."
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"Anyway, she's agreed to go out on a date with you."
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"Oh."
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"You're going to love her. She is interesting, smart and beautiful."
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"Inner beauty is very important."
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"And outer beauty is also very important."
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"I thought you had a rule about inter-government relationships."
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"Don't worry. Her department is completely separate from ours."
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"This isn't anything like your affair with Tom Haverford."
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"Cindy Miller."
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"Guess who is standing in this room with me right now."
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"Oh, uh... Ben Wyatt."
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"Ben, say hello."
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"Hi. No apology necessary. It's just Chris being Chris."
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"How are you doing?"
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"Ooh! Sparks are flying!"
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"We may have to call the fire department. It's a government joke."
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"I love setting people up."
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