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Clips from The Cleveland Show - A Brown Thanksgiving (S01E01)

"Brought to you by Cascade."
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"Not enough. Look at me."
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"Oh, fuck. We lit this bag of dogshit on fire right on the bear's porch."
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"And he's like, "Oh, I got dogshit on my fucking foot.""
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"Let me get you a JET magazine and some sweet tea."
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"Dad?"
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"You know what? Hell with our families."
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"For real, yo? That's tight."
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"I can't see it. Let me get my reading binoculars."
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"That's it."
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"Let go of my coat."
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"Now stop all this scrapping, dipping, and dapping, don't know what's happening."
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"Hi, strange lady. My name is Cleveland Brown Jr."
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"Hire me a couple Chinese because we building a train track right here."
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"Hey, Auntie Momma."
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"I'm gonna clean up this broken glass."
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"Let's play a game."
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"I'll start."
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"Pumpkin, why you trying to keep those two lovebirds apart?"
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"Do you know who I'm talking about?"
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"Me."
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"...because you can't keep your heart in a cage. And then you farted."
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"Donna, I need to talk to you about Auntie Momma."
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"Cleveland, I know. I know. She can be a little outrageous."
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"...or if my image of her was changed in any way."
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"Uh..."
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"Like a woman is handsome."
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"Well, I don't know about all that, but you can gargle my balls."
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"Looks like the outrageous is contagious."
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"Ask Earl Campbell what we did on the 50-yard line at the Astrodome back in '79."
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"I'm worried about leaving my soda can unattended..."
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"And then people would ask, "What's wrong, Cleveland Brown Jr?""
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"And I wouldn't be able to tell them because my throat would be all closed up."
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"They done stripped me of my whip."
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"I'm here to weigh in on your situation."
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"Well, maybe if you warn your father, he'll finally appreciate you."
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"I still say, "Let him tickle that pickle.""
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"It's important. You can't do this because..."
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"You know what? I take it back."
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"So should we wait for Freight Train and Auntie Momma?"
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"That is cold, old man."
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""I'm gonna go punch Cleveland.""
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"Mm. I'm gonna reach in there and get me some of that good stuffing."
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"Happy Thanksgiving, everyone."
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"- They might already be toothlesses. - I realized that as I was saying it."
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"Did I steal your car?"
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"Or have you had your keys all along?"
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"- You look lost, son. - I do?"
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"I may not look like much to you, but I've peed a lot of pants in my day..."
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"...they will call the cops."
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"All right. Filthy Nick, send us home."
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"All right, this is killing me. What's up with you?"
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"I'm outrageous."
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"But you can't tell Donna. It would break her sweet little heart."
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"- But why would you...? - Donna's parents weren't always around."
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"Thirty-six years and 19 wigs later, here we are."
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"Is it rigged with fishing line? Or...?"
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"Now that I know my Donna's in good hands, I'll be moving on."
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"Happy Thanksgiving."
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"Or a one-town woman."
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"All right, y'all. I'm out of here."
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"Dummy, get me a skateboard and a burrito."
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"You..."
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"...had sex..."
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"...with a man."
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"It's the most wonderful time of the year"
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"I love Thanksgiving."
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"It's The Cleveland Thanksgiving."
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"Cascade. Your husband will thank you for it."
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"With special guests Crystal Gayle..."
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"... Wayland Flowers and Madame..."
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"... Heisman Trophy winner Tony Dorsett..."
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"... and the Cleveland Brown dancers."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"My happy mustache face This is the Cleveland Show"
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"Freeze, Indian."
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"I will now steal your land and name my sports teams after you."
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"Joke's on you, white man."
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"My descendants will corner the market on blue-jean jackets..."
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"...and blow cigarette smoke in the faces of your descendants."
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"Oh, goody. That must be my mommy."
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"Hi, Mom. Welcome to our new home."
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"Cleveland."
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"Oh, Lord. You're wasting away. Are you feeding him?"
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"- Hello, Cookie. - Well, you've been eating."
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"We missed you at the wedding."
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"Oh, you mean the wedding with my son who wasn't good enough 25 years ago..."
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"...but now you'll take him since you're left with two misbehaving kids?"
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"Yes. That wedding."
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"And for your information, my kids do behave themselves."
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"Then the bear comes out and stomps on it."
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"Ha, ha, ha, fucking bear."
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"This is my mother."
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"I meant no disrespect."
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"Oh, thank you, young man."
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"But first, I have someone else I'd like you to meet."
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"Ow, my neck. My neck and my back."
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"Hey, Chunky."
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"Sir."
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"Donna, you remember my father..."
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"...who left my mother for a Waffle House waitress twice."
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"So you two are back together?"
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"- Looks that way. - Why you ask so many questions?"
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"Oh, girl, Thanksgiving is wack."
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"Every moment I have to be away from you, my heart is, like, damn."
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"We should have our own Thanksgiving."
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"A romantic Thanksgiving, just the two of us."
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"We's Romeo and Julieting this turkey day."
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"I loves you, Ro-ham. I loves you more than unicorns love pixie dust."
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"You got any Fruit Stripe Gum?"
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"- Ow. - Watch where you walking, Pudgy."
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"Um, can I help you find something?"
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"Nope. I'm just looking for a glass without a spot on it."
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"How embarrassing."
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"I knew I should have paid a few cents more for Cascade."
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"Check out baby Cleveland in the bathtub."
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