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Clips from Scrubs - My Perspective (S06E06)

It's a penis.

"It's a penis."

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Okay, everyone, let's take a look at that subcuticular stitch on Mr. Roth's chest.

"Okay, everyone, let's take a look at that subcuticular stitch on Mr. Roth's chest."

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That is beautiful.

"That is beautiful."

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No, Milos. I would not like to take a break.

"No, Milos. I would not like to take a break."

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I'm absolutely fine right here, thank you.

"I'm absolutely fine right here, thank you."

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You know what? Everyone head down to observation and check out

"You know what? Everyone head down to observation and check out"

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I just feel like my whole life is in the crapper.

"I just feel like my whole life is in the crapper."

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(CAR ALARM BEEPING)

"(CAR ALARM BEEPING)"

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There goes Buzz and Donna, off to the marriage counselor.

"There goes Buzz and Donna, off to the marriage counselor."

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Now his dingle won't work.

"Now his dingle won't work."

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Are you kidding me?

"Are you kidding me?"

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And by the way, I'm using the front bathroom now

"And by the way, I'm using the front bathroom now"

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You finally started listening to me.

"You finally started listening to me."

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Newbie's test results came back. He's got vasovagal syncope.

"Newbie's test results came back. He's got vasovagal syncope."

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- And that makes you happy? - Lf he's vigorously valsalving,

"- And that makes you happy? - Lf he's vigorously valsalving,"

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he can activate his reflex and actually lose consciousness.

"he can activate his reflex and actually lose consciousness."

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Buzz, Donna? How was counseling?

"Buzz, Donna? How was counseling?"

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Would one of you mind handing me my chinos?

"Would one of you mind handing me my chinos?"

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Well, I read up on vasovagal syncope.

"Well, I read up on vasovagal syncope."

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At least Buzz agreed not to call the cops if I don't tell

"At least Buzz agreed not to call the cops if I don't tell"

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And why is that, Turk?

"And why is that, Turk?"

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Now, why don't I introduce myself like that?

"Now, why don't I introduce myself like that?"

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Because there is a time and a place for the truth.

"Because there is a time and a place for the truth."

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Gonna be any chicks there?

"Gonna be any chicks there?"

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to the ceiling of the cafeteria tomorrow, and I'm telling you this because

"to the ceiling of the cafeteria tomorrow, and I'm telling you this because"

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Okay, I've been taking care of J.D. All week. It's now up to one of you guys.

"Okay, I've been taking care of J.D. All week. It's now up to one of you guys."

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Hey, I have responsibilities, too, okay? I mean, Keith and I are still in the stage

"Hey, I have responsibilities, too, okay? I mean, Keith and I are still in the stage"

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and I would like to keep that going.

"and I would like to keep that going."

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Well, I say y'all step outside and handle this like we used to

"Well, I say y'all step outside and handle this like we used to"

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Ready, go!

"Ready, go!"

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(CLANGING)

"(CLANGING)"

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Totally psyched to be here, buddy. Let's start talking about your life.

"Totally psyched to be here, buddy. Let's start talking about your life."

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Nah, I had the nurses write some stuff down. See?

"Nah, I had the nurses write some stuff down. See?"

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has caused scar tissue to form.

"has caused scar tissue to form."

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A guy had a bad reaction to anesthesia,

"A guy had a bad reaction to anesthesia,"

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You shouldn't have told him the truth, ooth, ooth, ooth.

"You shouldn't have told him the truth, ooth, ooth, ooth."

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You can "ooth" all you want, but I'm not gonna BS Brian.

"You can "ooth" all you want, but I'm not gonna BS Brian."

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and he was funny and inspiring.

"and he was funny and inspiring."

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and I was crushed.

"and I was crushed."

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Someone called 911 on that phone, claiming there was a wolf in this yard.

"Someone called 911 on that phone, claiming there was a wolf in this yard."

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This has Buzz written all over it.

"This has Buzz written all over it."

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Whoever has the other end of this string, that's not funny!

"Whoever has the other end of this string, that's not funny!"

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- Todd, anything to add? - Your nipples are stunning.

"- Todd, anything to add? - Your nipples are stunning."

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Interns, disperse.

"Interns, disperse."

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What the hell is "TheToddTime. Com"?

"What the hell is "TheToddTime. Com"?"

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That guy is such a meathead.

"That guy is such a meathead."

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My girlfriend wasn't the only one with 34 C's,

"My girlfriend wasn't the only one with 34 C's,"

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if you know what I'm saying!

"if you know what I'm saying!"

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- No. - Yeah, I was an average student.

"- No. - Yeah, I was an average student."

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J.D., I know when you're tipsy. You always get super handsy.

"J.D., I know when you're tipsy. You always get super handsy."

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J.D.: And now for a little radio.

"J.D.: And now for a little radio."

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Ah, Billy, after the Arctic and the Pacific, you're my favorite Ocean.

"Ah, Billy, after the Arctic and the Pacific, you're my favorite Ocean."

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I guess you should have followed my advice, vice, vice.

"I guess you should have followed my advice, vice, vice."

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So, how was prison? Were you scared?

"So, how was prison? Were you scared?"

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I even got to help initiate new members.

"I even got to help initiate new members."

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I wonder if we'll stay in touch.

"I wonder if we'll stay in touch."

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Look, Carla, eventually it'll get out, so I'm just gonna tell everyone

"Look, Carla, eventually it'll get out, so I'm just gonna tell everyone"

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"Scooting under the influence"? Are you crazy?

""Scooting under the influence"? Are you crazy?"

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was because this had just happened.

"was because this had just happened."

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(ALL GASPING)

"(ALL GASPING)"

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But I swear to you all, it is not a big deal.

"But I swear to you all, it is not a big deal."

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And suddenly I knew what it felt like to be universally despised.

"And suddenly I knew what it felt like to be universally despised."

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(ALL YELLING)

"(ALL YELLING)"

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As some of you know, I'm not a huge fan of fire, okay?

"As some of you know, I'm not a huge fan of fire, okay?"

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So, why don't we talk this out? I'll go first.

"So, why don't we talk this out? I'll go first."

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(BOTH YELLING)

"(BOTH YELLING)"

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Uncool, Carl. Not down with the fire.

"Uncool, Carl. Not down with the fire."

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Okay, in here we have Mrs. Frank, who is in renal failure,

"Okay, in here we have Mrs. Frank, who is in renal failure,"

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but if he was to come over here and ask me, "Is it gonna be hard?"

"but if he was to come over here and ask me, "Is it gonna be hard?""

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you gotta tell your patients the truth.

"you gotta tell your patients the truth."

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You, you gotta draw your own line.

"You, you gotta draw your own line."

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(CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING)

"(CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING)"

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(SHIP HORN BLARING)

"(SHIP HORN BLARING)"

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- and just say, "No." - He took care of you when you were

"- and just say, "No." - He took care of you when you were"

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I accidentally killed three people. He got arrested for pushing a scooter,

"I accidentally killed three people. He got arrested for pushing a scooter,"

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Of course we are, but we're his friends.

"Of course we are, but we're his friends."

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J.D.: I heard every word.

"J.D.: I heard every word."

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See, unfortunately, I had forgotten that Ted and Todd

"See, unfortunately, I had forgotten that Ted and Todd"

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were under janitorial orders to tape me to the ceiling.

"were under janitorial orders to tape me to the ceiling."

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So, Dr. Turk, you psyched to do my surgery today?

"So, Dr. Turk, you psyched to do my surgery today?"

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What?

"What?"

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In fact, it can give you a second chance.

"In fact, it can give you a second chance."

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Duct tape five!

"Duct tape five!"

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A second chance to define who you truly are.

"A second chance to define who you truly are."

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Are you kidding? My girlfriend wasn't the only one

"Are you kidding? My girlfriend wasn't the only one"

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with 34 C's in high school. You know what I'm sayin'?

"with 34 C's in high school. You know what I'm sayin'?"

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Brian, if I didn't think I was the right person to perform this operation,

"Brian, if I didn't think I was the right person to perform this operation,"

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(I SUMMON YOU PLAYING)

"(I SUMMON YOU PLAYING)"

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J.D.: During those two hours I was stuck to the ceiling,

"J.D.: During those two hours I was stuck to the ceiling,"

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I witnessed some pretty weird things.

"I witnessed some pretty weird things."

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But mostly, I witnessed the greatest hits of my own self-pity.

"But mostly, I witnessed the greatest hits of my own self-pity."

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I'm dating my best friend, but I don't think I love her.

"I'm dating my best friend, but I don't think I love her."

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I'm lonely.

"I'm lonely."

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You've gotta help me out.

"You've gotta help me out."

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And I understood how my friends felt,

"And I understood how my friends felt,"

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For the love of God, mousse and twist!

"For the love of God, mousse and twist!"

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I didn't have plans, but I did have a whole new perspective.

"I didn't have plans, but I did have a whole new perspective."

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Okay, everybody.

"Okay, everybody."

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I want everyone to stay focused. Good work today, nothing but your best.

"I want everyone to stay focused. Good work today, nothing but your best."

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(SCREAMING)

"(SCREAMING)"

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be dealing with it on my own.

"be dealing with it on my own."

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Make me believe it.

"Make me believe it."

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Bad, Jason, no!

"Bad, Jason, no!"

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I live in a tent, plus I feel sick enough to actually get checked out,

"I live in a tent, plus I feel sick enough to actually get checked out,"

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and guess who's on call?

"and guess who's on call?"

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- That doesn't look right. - What? What is it?

"- That doesn't look right. - What? What is it?"

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You have a penis, or that's what I think it is.

"You have a penis, or that's what I think it is."

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Fair enough. Why don't we go ahead and give you that blood test?

"Fair enough. Why don't we go ahead and give you that blood test?"

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J.D.: I wasn't the only one suffering.

"J.D.: I wasn't the only one suffering."

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Turk's intern, Milos, was driving him nuts.

"Turk's intern, Milos, was driving him nuts."

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See, Milos was already an accomplished surgeon

"See, Milos was already an accomplished surgeon"

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in his war-torn homeland, but he still had to re-do his residency here.

"in his war-torn homeland, but he still had to re-do his residency here."

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It was me. Would you like to take break?

"It was me. Would you like to take break?"

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Mr. Foley's arm re-attachment.

"Mr. Foley's arm re-attachment."

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What, you don't think you can learn from seeing an actual

"What, you don't think you can learn from seeing an actual"

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arm re-attachment, Milos?

"arm re-attachment, Milos?"

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I re-attach child's arm once in rusty shell of car.

"I re-attach child's arm once in rusty shell of car."

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I can still see dead bodies that littered streets

"I can still see dead bodies that littered streets"

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as my country burned to ground.

"as my country burned to ground."

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Turk, you're the only one in the world who would think that.

"Turk, you're the only one in the world who would think that."

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