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Clips from Scrubs - My Musical (S06E06)

"On behalf of all who work here"
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"Our facilities are excellent You couldn't ask for more"
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"This is Dr. Cox I'll be giving him your chart"
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"We'll fix you up with gauze"
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"- Or want a smaller schnoz - Hey!"
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"You've caught an S. T.D. From some tasty little tart?"
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"ALL: We swear we won't judge you here at Sacred, here at Sacred"
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"ALL: 'Cause if you think we're singing You belong at Sacred Heart!"
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"Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead guys!"
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"So, Mrs. Miller passed both the audiological and neurological exams."
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"We cannot find anything that explains why she's hearing music."
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"She's cuckoo-pants."
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"Hey, Mrs. Miller We just need a stool sample"
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"Why do you need a stool sample If you think I'm just a nut?"
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"You see"
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"Looking at your poo Turk?"
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"Do you have a hemorrhoid Or is it rectal cancer?"
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"We'll figure out what's ailing you As long as it's a deuce"
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"Cardiovascular and lymphatic Yes, the nervous system, too"
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"All across the nation We trust in defecation"
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"Everything comes down to poo"
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"Just be a man and eat some bran And drop the kids off at the pool"
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"I sprained my ankle!"
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"I was shot!"
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"A homeless guy threw poo in my eye."
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"Check the poo"
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"Mine or his?"
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"It may sound gross You may say, "Shush""
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"But we need to see What comes out of your tush!"
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"Whether it's a tumor Or a touch of the flu"
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"Please won't you pinch us off A big fat clue"
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"Everything comes down to"
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"- Doo-doo - Doo-doo"
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"Everything comes down to poo"
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"Guess what, you guys?"
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"I put an offer on a little house and it just got accepted!"
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"- Congratulations! That's awesome. - I own a house!"
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"Come on, baby. See you!"
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"I'm so excited for us!"
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"Does he think that he's moving in with me?"
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"That would be a "yes.""
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"Excuse me, ex-Nurse Turkleton,"
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"but if you want to hang out around here you're going to need a visitor's badge."
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"So, Carla, when will you be back?"
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"Not for a year"
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"Not for one long"
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"- We're going to miss you, Carla - We're going to miss you, Carla"
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"We're going to miss you, Carla"
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"We're saying this through our tears"
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"I need a tissue, Carla"
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"Lunch!"
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"Am I still singing?"
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"Singing like a bird"
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"Dr. Cox, huge news"
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"I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours"
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"Still, you're not nearly as bad as her"
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"Do you know How much you annoy me?"
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"Should I list the reasons why?"
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"It's your hair, your nose Your chinless face"
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"And, oh, my God, stop telling me When you have nerdy sex"
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"Oh, by the way, the last time Kim was in town,"
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"we got some Appletinis and poured them on her good parts!"
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"So, I'm stuck With all your daydreaming"
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"It makes me suicidal And I'm not the only one"
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"It all started with a penny in the door"
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"There was a hatred I had never felt before"
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"So, now I'll make him pay"
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"Each and every day"
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"Until that moussed-haired Little nuisance"
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"Is no more"
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"So, now that is why I call you names Like Carol, Jane, and Sue"
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"You're a pain on every day Of every month of every year"
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"Dr. Cox, you've got to help me 'Cause I really am distressed"
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"Or I swear to God I'll shut it soon"
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"Congratulations We'll schedule your test this afternoon"
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"I know J.D.'s in a bad place, but I'm an adult,"
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"- So, just tell him. - Oh, so it's that easy?"
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"Then why don't you just tell Turk that you want to go back to work?"
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"Well, what the hell am I gonna do?"
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"I could buy him his own place"
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"- Those are some lame-ass ideas. - We are so screwed."
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"I'm sure you must be scared Not knowing what this test will bring"
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"It could prove that you are crazy Do you still hear people sing?"
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"It's best to know the truth Of that I have no doubt"
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"But you'll have to face the future When the truth comes out"
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"But at least she'll accept That she's medically fine"
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"She'll admit that she's nuts Or I'll have to say snore"
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"Just give her the CA T scan And show her the door"
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"While we process your results We'll take you back to wait"
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"We've got drugs to calm you down So you don't stress about your fate"
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"BOT: It's best to know the truth Of that we have no doubt"
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"- But you'll have to face the future - You'll have to face the future"
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"When the truth comes out"
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"You're going to miss it, Carla You're going to miss it 'round here"
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"I know that I'm not crazy"
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"e doesn't have a clue!"
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"If you want, your job is open"
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"Come on back to Sacred Heart"
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"That could be why she's hearing music."
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"The biggest aneurysm I've ever seen. The woman's a time bomb."
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"But this isn't one of those times"
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"Your world's become a musical And your doctors speak in rhymes"
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"Ow can I tell him?"
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"Ow can I tell her?"
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"When the truth comes out!"
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"Okay, we have to tell them."
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"Oh, come on, Carla, they're guys, they're not going to get all touchy-feely."
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"Let's face the facts about me and you A love unspecified"
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"Though I'm proud to call you Chocolate Bear"
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"The crowd will always talk and stare"
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"There's nothing gay about it In our eyes"
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"You ask me 'bout this thing we share"
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"- There's no need to clarify - Oh, no?"
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"Just let it grow More and more each day"
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"It's like I've married my best friend"
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"- But in a totally manly way - Let's go"
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"The feeling of some other guy"
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"Holding up your heart into the sky"
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"- It's guy love between two guys - It's guy love between two guys"
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"- It's guy love - It's guy love"
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