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Clips from Scrubs - My Musical (S06E06)

"- Between two - Between two"
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"J.D., I want to live by myself."
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"J.D.!"
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"Wait a second, what did she mean, she'll go first?"
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"Well, I always thought family was the most important thing"
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"to Puerto Ricans."
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"Because I swear I'll never clue you in again"
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"For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!"
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"Babe, you know I know the truth"
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"Well, I need a little proof"
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"So list all you know about me Or no sex again"
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"- Let's see, your name is Carla - Oh, yes"
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"- You are Latina - Impressive"
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"You're a nurse, your mother's dead And... Wait, I've got it"
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"Two sisters? Well, I'm sure you have A brother who's a huge jerk-off"
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"Sorry, even I know she's Dominican"
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"Did I grow up in Illinois Or was it Michigan?"
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"Ow long before we met Was I in medicine?"
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"Like what Derek Jeter hit last year Which was.303"
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"Let's talk about your job And not the fact that you're"
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"You're not staying home from work?"
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"Will that make you happy, Turk?"
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"I'll support you if you choose To earn the Benjamins"
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"Then I'll return to work today Now, you're sure that that's okay?"
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"I was just feeling sorry for myself."
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"You're closer to 40 than 30."
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"We'll be friends forever We're going to be friends forever"
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"We're best friends just like"
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"The tibia, the fibula The left and right ventricle"
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"Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid"
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"ELLIOT: A hypodermic needle And a latex tourniquet"
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"What's going to happen? What does the future hold?"
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"So many things that I put off"
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"Assuming I'd have time"
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"What's going to happen"
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"And will I be alive tomorrow?"
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"What's going to happen to me?"
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"You're going to be okay"
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"'Cause we swear to you You're going to be okay"
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"You're going to be okay"
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"We hope"
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"- Did it work? - You're gonna have to tell us."
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"(WOMAN CATTERING ON PA)"
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"By the way, who was the best singer? You know, like, in your head?"
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"Don't let the fact that I went to theater camp affect your decision."
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"J.D.: In musicals, there's always a happy ending."
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"I'll see you in a little while, okay."
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"- Are you okay? - Are you okay?"
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"- Are you okay? - Are you okay?"
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"Well, let's see how she's doing."
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"Ello, I'm Dr. Kelso I'm delighted that you came"
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"Well, put your mind at ease There's no ill we can't outsmart"
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"Here at Sacred Heart!"
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"No? How about this for an explanation?"
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"BOT: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear, it's in your butt"
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"It doesn't really matter If it's hard or if it's loose"
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"If you want to know what's wrong Don't sit and act so cool"
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"Check the poo"
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"Check the poo"
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"Our number one test Is your number two"
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"How we ever going to get along without you for a long, long year?"
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"Thanks, I'm using that!"
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"ALL: We're saying this through our tears"
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"Ow we ever Going to get along without you?"
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"Ow we ever Going to get along without you..."
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"Long year"
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"Bumper buddies!"
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"I could tell a bunch of lies"
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"I could bring the baby here with me"
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"How am I supposed to tell him That he's not moving, too?"
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"Look at the temporal lobe."
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"ALL: Sometimes you're Better off not knowing"
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"ALL: You'll have to face the future When the truth comes out"
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"They're so close, maybe they'll help each other through it."
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"I feel exactly those feelings, too And that's why I keep them inside"
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"'Cause this bear Can't bear the world's disdain"
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"- Guy love, he's mine, I'm his - Guy love, he's mine, I'm his"
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"We're closer than The average man and wife"
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"I'll be there to share the highs"
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"And when I say, "I love you, Turk""
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"Turk, I want to come back to work. It's who I am."
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"Yes?"
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"Then why'd you tell J.D. Our baby's Blaxican?"
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"- Three sisters - Turk!"
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"Let's forget it, I give up I guess you win again"
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"Dominican!"
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"- Move in with me. - No, Elliot, it's okay."
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"The vena cava and the aorta"
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"The tibia, the fibula The left and right ventricle"
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"We won't let you slip away Plan for tomorrow"
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"See now, Newbie, that's the thing You do, that drives me up a tree"
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"We're as close as"
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"Run some more tests and turf her to psych."
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"I'm making good money, I just want to live by myself."
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"Check the poo"
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"You can touch her, it's okay."
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"But you're Dominican!"
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"Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid"
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"- Are you all right? - Are you all right?"
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"I've had it up to here So let me make it very clear"
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"Or even the music you used to hear in your head."
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"Tell me, what's my middle name?"
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"- Everything's okay - Everything's okay"
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"Please, Elliot, I'm not that desperate."
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"And that's Dr. Kelso The kiss-ass of Sacred Heart"
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"Look out, that floor is very wet"
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"Who'll treat my gay son's rash And be discreet?"
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"Your case is very serious And we'd better start"
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"See, regardless of the names I pick My feelings are quite clear"
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"If you want some kind of favor Really any kind of favor"
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"And I hesitate to say you did What Judas done to Jesus"
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"It's best to know the truth Of that we have no doubt"
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"So, Dr. Cox, is it serious?"
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"'Cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk"
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"My baby's made the choice To be at home and not at work"
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"You know I'll stick by you For the rest of my life"
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"- J.D., I'm 29. - I'm playing with you."
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"And he tenderly replies"
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"We understand you love that kid But this ain't no way to treat us"
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"We will never leave you Right here we will stay"
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