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Clips from Scrubs - My Musical (S06E06)

"As for me, ever since my pregnant girlfriend left,"
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"I've been a little clingy with my roommate."
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"You wanna come?"
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"Ow many fingers do you see?"
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"Wait, why am I singing?"
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"The mind's a freaky thing, Elliot. Maybe she does hear singing."
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"So the doctors say you fainted And you don't know what's to blame"
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"- Welcome to Sacred Heart! - Welcome to Sacred Heart!"
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"As long as you avoid the bathrooms On the second floor"
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"You say you burned Your hand real bad"
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"One more thing that I should mention If what I've heard is true"
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"And everyone appears To be singing to you"
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"(BELL RINGS)"
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"Everything comes down to poo"
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"From the top of your head To the sole of your shoe"
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"We can figure out What's wrong with you by"
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"My stomach hurts!"
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"First him, then you"
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"Because"
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"- Everything comes down to poo - Everything comes down to poo"
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"- A year? - A year?"
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"Long year"
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"When you leave us all we'll be upset"
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"ALL: We're going to miss you, Carla We're going to miss you 'round here"
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"- We're saying this through our tears - We're saying this through our tears"
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"Who'll tell me that My new toupee looks sweet?"
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"ALL: We're going to miss you 'round here"
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"So let us all rejoice"
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"He's right, of course, and yet my heart In spite of this feels torn apart"
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"ALL: We're going to miss you, Carla"
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"We're going to miss you 'round here"
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"How we ever Going to get along without you?"
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"It's going to be a long"
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"Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy"
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"The answer is, "A lot""
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"You always need a hug"
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"Not to mention all the manly Appletinis that you chug"
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"That you think I am your mentor Just continues to perplex"
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"'Cause no matter how I rant at you You never let me be"
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"Your wish to be my son"
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"Like Moesha, Kim, and Lillian Suzanne and Betty-Lou"
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"Can't you find another option? Won't you run another test?"
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"Please just get me peace and quiet from this God-forsaken pest"
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"I think what my bumper buddy is trying to say..."
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"Shut your cake-hole, Mary-Beth"
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"Or tell him there's no space"
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"We are running a test That's a waste of our time"
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"Gonna hurt him badly"
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"Everything comes down to poo"
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"I hope that I'm not crazy"
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"Oh, my God"
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"I'm crazy!"
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"If you'd like to reconsider I'd be glad to do my part"
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"But you'll have to face the future"
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"How can I tell him?"
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"(ALL SINGING)"
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"And sometimes it's easier to hide"
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"BOT: Than explain our guy love That's all it is"
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"It's guy love"
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"- Between two guys - Between two guys"
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"You're the only man Who's ever been inside of me"
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"Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix."
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"It's guy love, don't compromise"
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"I'll be there to care through all the lows"
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"It's not what it implies"
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"- Guys - Guys"
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"Okay, I'll go first."
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"Okay, no problem. Turk, will you relay this?"
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"That means you guys are no longer talking."
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"Don't make a big to-do I was simply testing you"
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"Okay, I'm tired of this game"
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"But it's not just me who gets mixed up By all this crazy ethnic stuff"
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"Am I freakin' Puerto Rican Or Dominican?"
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"And there's no room for things like Birthdays or ethnicities"
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"Well, thank you for that glimpse Into the workings of the inner man"
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"Plus, it's about time you lived on your own."
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"Listen, we're gonna be fine. You know why?"
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"We will always be true"
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"Friends forever We're going to be friends forever"
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"I'll always be there for you"
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"A hypodermic needle And a latex tourniquet"
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"ALL: Diverticulitis and a barium enema"
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"KELS O: The tibia, the fibula The left and right ventricle"
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"The vena cava and the aorta"
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"ELLIOT: Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid"
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"Assuming I'd grow old"
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"- That's what's going to happen - That's what's going to happen"
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"Everything's okay We're right here beside you"
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"- Plan for tomorrow - Plan for tomorrow"
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"'Cause we swear to you"
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"(SHUSHING)"
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"But in life, sometimes when you get what you want,"
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"you end up missing what you left behind."
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"Whether it's your roommate..."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"J.D.: After six weeks home with her baby, Carla was facing the decision"
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"that all new moms have to face,"
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"whether she should go back to work."
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"Okay, so if we take my salary and subtract the cost"
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"of a full-time nanny, plus her health insurance,"
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"we would still end up with"
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"losing $5 a month?"
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"This is completely your decision. I don't care one way or the other."
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"Maybe I'll try staying home with Izzy for a year."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
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"J.D., I'm gonna get a drink from the water fountain."
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"Although I am a little parched. Plus I could hold back her hair."
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"Are you okay, ma'am?"
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"Call 911 Emergency"
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"Why are you singing?"
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"Is there someone here with you?"
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"Someone that we could talk to?"
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"- Are you all right? - Are you all right?"
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"- Are you all right? - Are you all right?"
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"Yeah, well, I haven't sung since the sixth-grade talent show"
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"when I did Pat Benatar's ell is For Children,"
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"and then afterwards Mr. Shemin, the emcee, said,"
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""No, actually, hell is for everyone who just had to hear you sing that song.""
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"My mom was so mad, she slept with him and ruined his marriage."
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