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Clips from The Simpsons - Dumbbell Indemnity (S09E09)
"[Bell Ringing]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"Whoa-ho! Texas snowball fight!"
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"Hi, sweetie. I'm off to Moe's. Love ya."
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"[Tires Squealing]"
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"It's just- It's been four years since my last date with a whatchacallit..."
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"Relax. All I smell is garlic and fish."
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"- It's all yours. - [Sighs]"
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"come alive with freshness."
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"No. I'm in love with you."
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"Aw, there's nobody for Moe."
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"[Homer] Stop kissir that cat, and get in the car!"
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"Hey, hey! Sabu!"
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"Uh, I need another magnum of your best champagne here, huh?"
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"- Ah. - Yeah, it's like out of a storybook, ain't it?"
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"Makes you wanna start poking eyes out..."
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"Uh, excuse me, sir. Will there be anything else?"
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"and charge it all to my Players Club card."
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"Well, let me hear how it sounds."
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"I got a real tenuous hold on my girlfriend here."
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"- You dropped somethir. - Come on, Homer."
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"I'm one of your dearest friends. When everybody said..."
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"Okay, here's the plan. This model car represents my car, huh?"
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"And this olive is you. Now-"
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"- Mmm! Me. - Hey, hey! Aw, that's great."
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"this little toy man will represent the car."
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"All right, forget it. Forget it. Listen up here."
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"Thank you. Welcome, folks. Have fun."
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"Drink responsibly... till we're a mile out."
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"- Uh, yeah. What about it? - I was just thinking..."
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"I'm going to be the best car thief ever."
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"- [Shrieking] - [Screaming]"
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"Huh. Hadrt noticed."
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"D'oh! I gotta find another way to wreck Moe's car."
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"Oh, honey, this whole evening was so wonderful."
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"with the rubber hippie daisy..."
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"the one that was parked in 7 A?"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Geronimo! [Grunting]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"- And if he can, Chief? - Then God help us all."
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"- Now put up your hands. - [Whimpers]"
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"Brilliant! Brilliant! Okay, let's do another..."
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"Kind of like- [Growls]"
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"- Why, you little- - Guard! Guard!"
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"[Moe] Rsst! Homer. Homer, wake up."
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"Moe! Oh, Moe, thank God you're here!"
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"I'll use the money to bail you out."
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"Hurry, Moe. At 3:00, they're gonna put us in the exercise yard."
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"Let's just get a can of poi and eat it in the tub."
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"- Am I going to Hawaii? - [Clanging]"
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"Renee, there's something I gotta tell you."
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"Oh, boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em."
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"[Mumbles] I don't know."
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"So, like a coward, I let Homer take the rap for the whole scam."
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"It'll be hell being locked away from you..."
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"but I guess I gotta take my medicine."
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"- Good-bye, Moe. - Where you going, baby?"
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"Uh, well, you want me to come with?"
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"Renee? Dearest?"
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"Oh, boy. Oh!"
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"I really wanna sleep."
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"Oh, I could never stay mad at you, Moe."
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"Your buddy Homer'll get you back on your feet."
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"Yeah, Mom says a lot of things."
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"Oh, I understand, kids. I'm not a bath man myself."
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"- More of a cologne man. - Actually, we can't take a bath anyway."
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"- The water heater is broken. - Don't worry. Daddy will fix it."
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"Hmm."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Out of my way! She's gonna blow."
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"What on earth?"
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"To Marge and all the blissful years..."
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"I've spent hiding from her in this bar."
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"[All] Hear! Hear!"
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"Uh, I'm sorry, Homer."
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"- uh, woman. - Whatever happened to your mail-order bride?"
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"Oh, she got homesick for her old life-"
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"diving for tourists' pennies in a Micronesian swamp."
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"- So, her career got in the way. - Yeah. I don't blame her."
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"No girl wants to end up with a Joe Puke-Pail like me."
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"Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe. You're a fabulous catch."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, uh, how come I ain't..."
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"fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?"
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"Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness."
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"But that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman."
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"##[Disco]"
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"##[Continues]"
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"Uh, I don't know, Homer. Women can smell panic..."
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"and, uh, right now, I gotta be reeking of it."
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"Uh, you look pretty clean."
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"You, uh, mind if I have this dance?"
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"Okay, I won't lie to you. A lot of people saw that."
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"But you gotta keep trying."
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"- Uh, don't scream. - Oh, hi."
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"Want to join me for a Bacardi and soda?"
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"Or maybe you'd prefer a cool, refreshing Bacardi colada."
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"- Sure. Whatever. - Because Bacardi makes the night..."
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"[Whimpers]"
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"Hey, don't give up, Moe."
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"The girl of your dreams has gotta be in some bar."
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"I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly and... dead."
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"- [Woman] Well, hello, Mary Sunshine. - Huh?"
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"Aw, cheer up. Here, have a flower."
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"All right, come on. What's the catch?"
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"A gorgeous woman don't just hand you a free "daffy-dil.""
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"Really? You think I'm gorgeous?"
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"Yeah, well, the part that's showing."
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"I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something."
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"You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?"
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"Well, no-no- Well, no, not a lot. I've-"
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"Gee, I'm sorry. I used to box, you know. My brairs-"
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"Well, it's kind of in and out."
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"Oh, that's awful. And look at your little ears."
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"Yeah, there's extensive cauliflowering."
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"Well, your bow tie is just darling."
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"[Laughing] Oh, well, thanks."
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