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Clips from The Simpsons - Dumbbell Indemnity (S09E09)

"Yeah, it kind of draws the eye away from the old mug."
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"I like a face with character."
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"Let's get out of here, Moe. This is going nowhere."
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"Yeah, l- Look, I don't suppose you'd ever want to, uh-"
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"I don't know- get together sometime?"
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"You mean, like a date? Well, I don't know."
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"Oh, what was I thinking? A beautiful girl like you and a gargoyle like me."
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"- l-I'm sorry. - Hold on. Hold on."
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"- I didn't say "no" exactly. - Really?"
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"Hot damn! All right, don't eat nothir for the next three days..."
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"'cause I'm taking you out for a steak the size of a toilet seat."
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"Well, when you put it that way-"
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"- My name is Renee. - Who cares? You're goir out with me."
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"She's going out with me, cat!"
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"##[Ends]"
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"Excellent, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos."
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"[Renee, Moe Laughing]"
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"So, Renee, it looks like you've taken quite a shine to Moe."
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"Do you mind if I ask why?"
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"- Marge- - I didn't mean any disrespect."
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"Well, to be honest, at first it was just pity."
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"But he's really grown on me."
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"- He's got this insecure, sweaty charm. - Oh, yeah, I got that."
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"And he's so thoughtful. Last night he bought all the seats in a movie theater..."
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"- just so we could have a romantic evening together. - Yeah, well..."
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"I just get so tired of idiots shooting their mouths off, laughing and clapping."
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"- and slashing guts and kicking throats. - It's okay, Moe."
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"Uh, yeah. Park the dessert can't under this beautiful lady's nose..."
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"Ooh, Players Club! Yes, sir!"
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"Yeah, I want to send her two dozen roses."
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"And I want to put something nice on the card, like, um-"
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"- Uh, "Renee, my treasure-" - [Laughing]"
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"Hey, shut up, or I'll ram a stool down your throat!"
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"Uh, no. No, no. I don't want that on the card."
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"Nah, nah, take it out. Take it out."
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"And charge it to my Players Club card."
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"Maxed out? [Sighs]"
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"Look, I really need these flowers, okay?"
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"- [Dial Tone] - Hello? Hello?"
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"Well, that's it. It's all over."
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"Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with noJoe Pinchpenny."
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"Aw, come on, Moe. Think of all you have to offer besides money."
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"I need cash and lots of it."
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"Um, all right, everybody, I'm calling in your bar tabs."
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"[Clamoring]"
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"You bunch of ungrateful ingrates!"
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"You-Aw, Homer, what am I gonna do?"
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"Renee's my last chance for true love."
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"If you really need money, you could sell a kidney or maybe even your car."
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"Nah, my car ain't won'th nothir."
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"But it is insured for five grand."
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"Homer, I need your help. You gotta steal this car and wreck it for me."
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"Steal? Oh, no, you got the wrong guy."
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"you were too drunk to drive that time, who gave you your keys?"
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"Oh. You did."
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"But... I still don't know."
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"I can just imagine what Marge would say."
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"Homer, I insist you steal that car."
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"I'll do it!"
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"Now the car's gonna have to represent you, and, uh..."
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"Tomorrow night at 8:00, you go down to the waterfront, and you steal my car."
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"- What about the cops? - That's the beauty part."
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"Every cop in towrs gonna be on the police department's Moonlight Charity Cruise..."
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"and I'm gonna be right there with 'em."
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"So, as soon as you get back..."
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"we steal the car, right?"
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"Ri- No, no, wrong. Listen. While I'm on the boat with the perfect alibi..."
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"you steal my car and park it on the railroad tracks."
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"Then when the 10:15 train comes along-wham!"
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"I keep showing Renee the sweet life."
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"You're a genius, Moe. All your troubles..."
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"will soon be over for a couple of months."
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"- Why all the black? - Why all the pearls?"
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"Why all the hair? Why anything?"
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"You look a little nervous, Dad."
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"No, you look a little nervous, Lisa."
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"- You're up to something aren't you? - No!"
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"[Under Breath] Suckers."
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"- [Chuckles] - Uh, scuse me there, Officer. You see my car there..."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo. That's sweet."
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"[Giggles]"
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"Hey! Oh, no, you don't!"
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"- [Grunts] - [Groans] Ow."
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"[Laughs] He thought he was gonna steal-"
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"D'oh!"
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"##[Homer Singing]"
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"I have time to see one little movie."
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"[Man] Mr. President, your welfare proposal..."
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"is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric and-"
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"Get off me, Mr. President!"
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"[Laughs] That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp."
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"Moe, you seem awfully distracted tonight."
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"- And you're sweating a lot, even for you. - Am I?"
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"[Renee] Isn't it a beautiful moon tonight?"
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"Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah."
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"The train. You hear that? That's the train!"
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"Isn't that the most beautiful sound you ever heard?"
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"It's almost as sweet as your voice."
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"Aw!"
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"- [Train Approaching] - Huh?"
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"Oh, no. The train!"
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"Except when that drunken cop started firing at those seagulls."
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"Yeah. Yeah, the plan went off without a hitch."
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"- What plan? - The what? The-The wonderful evening plan."
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"Hey, Moe. Isn't that your car up there..."
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"Hey! Hey, what's it doing there?"
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"It was supposed to be on the railroad tracks."
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"No, I mean, the parking lot."
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"- Homer, you moron. - Homer, you genius!"
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"Huh?"
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"[Whimpering]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Screams]"
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"Huh. Well, that car thief can't hold his breath forever."
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"[Guns Cocking]"
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"- Isn't that your friend Homer? - Uh, oh, oh!"
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"Homer! Oh, how... could you?"
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