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Clips from The Simpsons - Pay Pal (S25E25)

"You know, we used to give out gray stamps."
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"Remember green stamps?"
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"Ours was gray."
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"We are Ear Poison!"
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"♪ But I never heard them ringing ♪"
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"♪ No, I never... ♪"
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"We must have the same recipe."
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"Booth Wilkes-John."
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"My wife and I just moved here from London."
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"Marge Simpson."
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"Well, Marge, my wife and I are hosting a get-to-know-you"
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"Well, not "adult games," fun games, like Charades--"
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"Homer, for the last time,"
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"Fine."
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"Ooh! Doubles."
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"Moving church to Monday afternoon."
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"Well, if you change your mind, please let us know."
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"Now, let me try some of Ned Flanders' No Alarm Chili."
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"You'll only taste the spoon."
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"Why don't we have any couples friends?"
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"Because... couples friends are a myth,"
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"started by restaurants with tables for four."
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"I want friends!"
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"Any friends."
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"Okay, sweetie."
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"Not the Van Houtens. But..."
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"I want new friends."
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"Can I make an observation?"
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"and it'll give me great material for whatever art form I choose."
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"Right now, I'm thinking long novella."
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"Good night."
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"I can think of worse."
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"The saddest thing would be"
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"if you were driving and texting Lisa"
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"and you hit her."
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"And the last thing she texted before she died was,"
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""I got your message.""
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"Well, they all make good points."
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"And now, the moment of truth"
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"on Topiary Wars."
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"I'm sorry, Cathy."
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"Come and get 'em!"
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"Oh! Thank you."
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"We're going to that game party,"
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"You're not going to eat too much,"
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"You will not sing unless there's a sing-along,"
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"and never take the tray out of the caterer's hand."
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"When you're too quiet, you get that psycho look."
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"And stay in the living room."
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"Don't go to their kids' room and watch a basketball game."
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"One drink."
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"Wha...?! Walking distance, Marge!"
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"I've been looking forward to this all week."
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"Don't show your wife this app!"
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"Powering down!"
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"You were charming enough to win me,"
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"and that day you didn't have a drink in you."
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"Marge! Homer!"
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"Mwah! Mwah!"
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"Homer."
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"You know, I have more cheeks."
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"I'd like you to meet my wife Wallis."
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"How ya doin'?"
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"Wallis has unearthed the most delightful entertainment"
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"to thrill us for hours on end."
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"It's a murder mystery, and we're all suspects."
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"Great! I've always wanted to try and solve a crime."
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"Please, everyone, read your bio."
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"I am a humble farmer from Yorkshire."
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"Humble I can be!"
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"That's the spirit!"
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"a full evening of divertissement,"
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"you'll find accurate to period and conducive to character."
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"We will serve food and wine"
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"appropriate to period and palette."
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"So, for the next three hours, I welcome you to the moors of..."
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"Question."
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"Uh, it says here"
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"the murderer is Admiral Wainsworth."
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"Who's that?"
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"You've... you-you've given away the game!"
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"Thank you so much!"
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"Birth, school, work, death."
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"Worth, drool, shirk, breath."
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"Mirth, cruel, quirk, meth."
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"a dashing Russian count with multiple lovers!"
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"Well, as we say in Russia,"
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""Good-bye in Russian!""
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"Uh, nice night for a walk."
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"I'd like to be alone for a while."
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"More? Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, I slept on the couch"
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"What else can I do? It's okay."
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"I mean, those people didn't even want us at that party"
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"I think it's time we learn to live with being ostracized."
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"Mmm..."
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"Don't you dare say "ostrich eyes"!"
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"Oh! Oh, okay, okay!"
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"Nothing. I give up."
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"Our whole social life will be us watching TV"
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"and you going to Moe's."
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"I see."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Well, if that's how you think it has to be."
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"Never for Lisa."
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"It might be easier with Maggie."
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"So where are all the friends?"
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"I don't know."
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"Who are you? Gus Huebner."
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"I was on Lisa's coed soccer team two years ago."
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"Well, Lisa's gonna be here in five minutes,"
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"and the only kid who showed up is Gus freakin' Huebner."
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"Watch your mouth."
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"Abort! Oh, no."
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"Fine, fine. Homer, give him a party."
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"Is that you?"
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"I wish."
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"That kid can play youth soccer."
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"Are you guys okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I'm fine."
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