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Clips from The Simpsons - The War of Art (S25E25)

"Kirk and Luann some of the money,"
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"the knowledge of what they could have had will eat away at them,"
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"like piranhas devouring a wounded yeti."
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"We should sell the painting, keep all the money,"
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"Hmm."
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"the guys in back are shining up your new bike."
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""I guess"!"
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"You're funny!"
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"No wonder Lisa's in love with you."
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"She is?!"
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"So, if I keep my mouth shut,"
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"you get me new wheelie sneakers,"
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"and Bart agrees to promote and encourage use"
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"You got it, Ceej."
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"I cracked!"
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"We considered you our friends."
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"We trusted you!"
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"I let Homer use our master bathroom!"
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"Then you stab us in the back!"
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"how could you live with yourselves?"
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"Kind?! You call it kind to give us nothing?"
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"We were gonna treat you"
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"and never explain why, but now forget it!"
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"That's exactly how it is."
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"Oh, is it?!"
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"Oh, it is!"
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"Luann, I hope we're still on Thursday"
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"You're so good at... collecting."
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"Oh!"
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"So cold!"
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"See what happens when we get greedy?"
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"An ATM receipt?"
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"I don't know whose this is."
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"and I've always kept it. Look at the balance."
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"Five figures!"
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"a money cushion."
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"one lost retainer away from the gutter."
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"Tonight, a special report."
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"Fat cat art experts take advantage"
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"of John and Jane Yard Sale."
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"So, would you characterize your friend of many years"
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"Oh, definitely betrayal, Kent."
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"lock your doors and hide... your friendship."
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"the masked bandits of the animal world!"
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"Ooh, a support rock!"
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"This one's against us. This one's for us."
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"For, for, against, for, against..."
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"We don't even get this many Christmas cards."
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"There they are, the Masterpiece Thievers!"
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"That painting belongs to the Simpsons!"
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"Sharing is what makes a community strong!"
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"Keep it!"
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"Finders keepers, moron!"
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"You really think we're still doing the right thing?"
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""Untitled Landscape" by Johan Oldenveldt,"
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"from the Collection of Homer J. and Marge B. Simpson."
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"Let's open the bidding at $80,000."
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"The paddles, Marge! Look at the paddles!"
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"Stop the auction!"
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"That painting belongs to me!"
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"Dawn?"
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"Good to see you again, Beef Kirky."
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"Uhhhhhh..."
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"While you two were separated,"
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"Kirk and used to be friends..."
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"during our separation."
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"Uhhhhhh..."
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"Madam, are you saying this painting belongs to you?"
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"Kirk stole it from me!"
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"What?! I bought that painting!"
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"until we can determine the true ownership."
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"Our cushion!"
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"Don't bother coming home, Kirk!"
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"Anybody want to give me a ride home?"
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"Sold! To the lonely auctioneer!"
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"Ah!"
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"I guess I can't help but feel fully responsible."
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"Oh, Luann, I'll never gaze from my thick eyeglasses"
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"into your thick eyeglasses ever again."
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"Beauty, eh?"
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"So... why does that chick think she owns the painting?"
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"Oh, Dawn and I went on a vacation"
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"I bought the painting in a café,"
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"but that night she ran off with a parasailing instructor."
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"Not your fault, man."
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"to keep herself in electric cigarettes."
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"And I'd go back to that Café Artiste to prove it,"
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"Okay, all I gotta do is take a quick ferry to Isla Verde,"
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"find Café Artiste, and they'll back up Kirk's story."
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"That will prove the painting was his-- and now ours."
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"He's been playing Dancing Revolution for hours,"
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"but the TV is off."
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"But our cushion!"
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"That picture has brought out the worst in everyone!"
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"Please! Just let it go!"
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"You're not gonna let it go, are you?"
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"I wish I knew how."
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"if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting."
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"That's why she'll believe it."
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"Hmm, this quaint artist community"
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"has gotten a little touristy."
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"Ah, yes. Top of the hill."
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"Three discos up, four gelatos on the left."
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"It's right between the disco and the gelato place."
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"Mmm. Hmm."
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"Mm-mm!"
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"Mm..."
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"Would you like a glass of Strupo?"
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"It's a liqueur made of fermented capers,"
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"Mmm! Sounds delicious."
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"And that is the man I sold it to."
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"That proves the painting is mine!"
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"And nothing can stop me from selling it"
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"and keeping all the money!"
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"I love art!"
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"Art?"
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"What do you know about art?"
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"You don't even know who painted that picture."
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"Wrong! It's a me!"
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