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Clips from The Simpsons - The War of Art (S25E25)

"A what? I painted it!"
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"Me, Klaus Ziegler!"
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"Who?"
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"This is where I painted your so-called Oldenveldt."
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"Prove it."
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"Aw, crap!"
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"You're a forger?"
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""Forger" is such a cruel word."
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"Then why did the auction house say it was real?"
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"Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler!"
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"What you do is horrible..."
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"ripping off geniuses who spent years"
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"perfecting their styles."
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"You only cared about that"
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"painting when you thought"
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"My forgeries give pleasure to people all over the world."
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"The only real question to ask about art,"
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"whether it's in the Louvre"
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"is, "Did it move you?""
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"But, you still, I mean..."
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"What if I never liked the painting"
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"and only wanted it for money?"
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"Oh, great. The painting is worthless,"
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"If there's one thing art is good for,"
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"it's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart."
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"could you make me a couple more?"
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"Perfect."
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"all names for the mysterious elixir known as Strupo."
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"Though this fermented caper solution was originally used"
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"to dissolve seagull corpses,"
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"local alcoholics soon found Strupo"
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"to be a palatable drink of last resort."
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"The noxious liqueur causes"
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"be sure to say "ahoy" to the crushing addiction of Strupo."
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"lose everything."
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"It's called "popcorning." Lisa got to you."
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"Now she's gone too far."
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"Boilerplate, boilerplate, boilerplate."
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"Albino!"
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"I'm definitely getting this one."
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"I need to look at the pictures again."
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"I could get two?"
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"No!"
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"No, that's a much bigger animal."
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"I'm sorry, Mom."
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"were screwing up his bones."
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"I didn't have a mirror,"
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"I don't know."
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"Oh, please, Homie?"
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"Well..."
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"I've got to get rid of this ugly chrome frame"
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"three: something terrible happening to Jesus."
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"when we sell it and split the money with them."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"For ourselves?"
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"Are they, Marge?"
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"Then they'll just be mad"
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"and never, ever tell the Van Houtens."
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"What'll it take to buy your silence?"
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"Okay, Milhouse,"
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"And now we've got nothing!"
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"Sarcastic brr!"
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"Honey, there's something I want to show you."
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"I found it next to the cash machine,"
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"So if you see the Simpsons walking down your street,"
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"All sales are final!"
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"Just close your eyes and think of the cushion."
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"Aw!"
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"Oh, Homer Simpson, that painting has torn the town apart,"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember,"
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"Welcome to Café Artiste!"
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"Yes, I do. It's a Johan Oldenveldt."
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"Whew!"
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"Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler!"
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"Perhaps you are the one who is horrible."
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"or on a freshman's wall at Cal State Fullerton"
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"The Gray Troll,"
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"So if you visit Isla Verde,"
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"Shh!"
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"who waits till she's 16 to decide if she's ready,"
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"like you didn't completely cave."
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"separated."
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"are coming out of it."
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"See what your greed has done?"
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"This is so exciting!"
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"It's not."
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"with my loving imitations."
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"Don't say a thing."
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"She's lying!"
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"Going twice?"
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"powerful olfactory hallucinations,"
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"I don't think you need any help."
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"The auction is on hold"
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"No more living paycheck to paycheck,"
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"or a devastating betrayal?"
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"with banana-fits."
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"Mm! Oh!"
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"this was all for nothing,"
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"Emojis."
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"You told me you didn't see anyone"
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"What you need, my friend, is a Canadian Duff."
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"all rights revert to father.""
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"Okay, Dad, give me your phone."
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"Kettle corn."
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"Okay, this is the guinea pig"
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"This looks like a job for..."
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"about some painting to my Mom and Dad?"
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"That's the cushion."
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"The whole town's turned against us!"
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"That woman will say anything"
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"I'm sorry, Mr. S."
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"I'm an art forger."
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"I expect it to go somewhere"
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"Lisa, your father and I are very concerned"
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"A Band-Aid on its tail, aw!"
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"Oh, too bad someone used cello rosin."
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"Oh, it looks great!"
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"Think how happy they'll be"
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"She is?!"
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"If you knew you sold a valuable painting for nothing,"
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