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Clips from The Simpsons - The War of Art (S25E25)

"guinea pig"?"
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"I don't know how, but she got to you."
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""This includes feeding, bathing,"
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"and when the time comes, burying or flushing.""
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"We can skip all this litter box stuff."
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"Sign here, here,"
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"initial here, one more over here."
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"And done."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you,"
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"thank you, thank you!"
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"This one whistled at me!"
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"Ooh, that could be the one."
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"Oh, but that orange guy looks like a pumpkin."
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"This one's nibbling a sunflower seed."
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"Oh, my God, I never even saw this one!"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh..."
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"I just wish the gray one had the brown one's personality."
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"Aw, aw!"
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"that will make me happy."
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"Don't blow this."
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"I've tried to give Pokey a perfect replica"
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"Peruvian feather grass,"
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"an Incan sleeping mat,"
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"Are you sure you didn't create a perfect habitat for you?"
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"I wish I could live in there."
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"because Pokey's gone."
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"Where'd he go?"
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"fireplace tongs."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I hear chewing."
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"The heroin of the farmers' market."
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"I've lost my guinea pig!"
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"Our boat painting!"
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"That's okay, sweetheart."
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"that while we watched TV,"
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"there was art going on behind us."
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"to an art gallery and buy a new painting."
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"and spend a bunch of money, or..."
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"until it turned out the vibrations"
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"I've never seen a painting with a lighthouse before."
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"Yeah, it's a great piece."
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"so I shaved in the reflection"
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"How about this poster"
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"You know it's rocking 'cause music notes"
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"But that's the great thing about art."
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"Prolific early 20th century naturalist.""
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"We should have it appraised."
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"Ah yes, seascape,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Baby, you saw something in this painting, and you were right."
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"whoa!"
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"Kirk and Luann didn't know what the painting"
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"cut eyeholes in it to spy on people."
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"aren't they really just the parents"
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"Well, how would you feel if we sold them something"
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"Sure."
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"It's kinder never to tell them."
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"Okay, I see your point."
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"And all I have to do is not say anything"
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"Oh, sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?"
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"I guess."
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"of my new cool nickname, "C.J.""
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"You found out that painting was worth big bucks,"
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"and you weren't gonna tell us?!"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Hide the treasure!"
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"We had a deal."
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"to dinner at an upscale chain restaurant"
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"Oh, so that's how it is!"
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"for collecting used cell phones for the troops."
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"Oh, that was cold, Luann!"
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"Brr!"
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"I could write a check with today's date on it."
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"cheating you out of your painting as no big deal,"
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"Interesting."
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"Great! Now we're raccoons,"
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"Don't worry. No one's gonna see this stupid show."
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"Ah, shut your bone hole!"
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"Who is this woman?"
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"But I didn't know it was valuable"
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"till I saw the story on TV."
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"Ow!"
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"Going once?"
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"to a resort island called Isla Verde."
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"Those parasailing guys take whatever they want."
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"It was never her painting."
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"but nothing's gonna get me Luann back."
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"destroyed Kirk and Luann's marriage,"
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"and everyone's very worried about Milhouse."
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"That's a terrible thing for a father to do."
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"Excuse me. We're trying to find Café Artiste."
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"the official drink of the island."
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"Hey, a friend of mine, uh, bought a painting here."
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"Oh, yes, I remember that painting."
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"And that man sold it to me!"
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"Your painting was an early, clumsy effort"
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"which I gave to the café owner to pay off my Strupo tab."
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"I have fooled galleries around the world"
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"What?!"
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"it was created by someone famous."
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"Well, no, but now when I look at it, all I see is a fraud."
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"Beauty is beauty."
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"Then you, I respect."
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"and when Marge finds out, she's gonna kill me."
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"Well, on that front, perhaps I can be of assistance."
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"While you're at it..."
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"Oh, now that's art."
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"Rocking."
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"Brine of Madness, Angel's Urine,"
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"Hm... hmm?!"
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""Lisa wants"
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""a dot-dot-dot"
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"Mm."
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"Hey, Homer, did you know that guinea pigs are self-groomers?"
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"And when the get excited, they jump straight up."
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"about all this hinting."
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"I've never had a pet of my very own."
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"My clock is ticking."
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"I don't want to be one of those girls"
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"and then it's too late."
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