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Clips from Family Guy - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' (S02E02)

"This is an Action News 5 News Break."
Family Guy
"- I'm Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons."
Family Guy
"Tom has dared me to do the news topless."
Family Guy
"If you're waiting for Gumbel 2 Gumbel, you're out of luck."
Family Guy
"The full story, and maybe Diane's boobs, tonight at 11:00."
Family Guy
"Only one thing to do."
Family Guy
"- Let's roll! - I'm with ya, Dad."
Family Guy
"What do we do, write a letter?"
Family Guy
"I tried that once. It got me in a lot of trouble."
Family Guy
""If you don't put Coach back on the air, I'll be really upset."
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""Signed, Peter Griffin.""
Family Guy
"Okay, honey."
Family Guy
"Craig T. Nelson!"
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"- Are you Peter Griffin? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"Make it quick."
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"...and were not gonna be intimidated by any slick executive types."
Family Guy
"Look at Mr. Suave."
Family Guy
"Wait. You can't go in there."
Family Guy
"I mean, you can't go in there, because that door leads nowhere."
Family Guy
"Use the door next to it."
Family Guy
"All right, Callaghan, me and my son want you to uncancel Gumbel 2 Gumbel."
Family Guy
"We only air the show. We have nothing to do with it being canceled."
Family Guy
"I have all the episodes on tape if you want to borrow them."
Family Guy
"Okay, you want to play rough?"
Family Guy
"Until you bring the Gumbels back, I am going on a hunger strike."
Family Guy
"How about that, Callaghan?"
Family Guy
"You gonna eat that stapler?"
Family Guy
"- You can't eat a stapler... - Wanna split it?"
Family Guy
"...a terminally ill 8-year-old who dreamed of playing quarterback..."
Family Guy
"...for New England got his wish today thanks to the Grant-a-Dream foundation."
Family Guy
"Gobraun takes the snap and fades back to pass."
Family Guy
"Looks like little Johnny should've wished for some blocking."
Family Guy
"Chris, I just thought of a way to get the Gumbels back on the air."
Family Guy
"All right, Dad!"
Family Guy
"All we gotta do is tell a little white lie. Just go with it."
Family Guy
"Is this the Grant-a-Dream foundation?"
Family Guy
"That was the lie."
Family Guy
"Oh, you sly boots."
Family Guy
"Are you sure this will work?"
Family Guy
"Chris, this is just another one of your crazy schemes."
Family Guy
"This whole thing was your idea!"
Family Guy
"You'll find out."
Family Guy
"Ah, yes. Here we go."
Family Guy
"Your dying wish is denied."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. My son only has a short time to live."
Family Guy
"All he wants is his favorite show back on TV. How can you say no?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, everyone thinks their dying child is special."
Family Guy
"But these days, people who donate money to our foundation..."
Family Guy
"...demand a little more bang for their buck."
Family Guy
"Like that one we put on Hollywood Squares."
Family Guy
"I'll take the dying boy to block."
Family Guy
"Jeremy, is there anything lower than absolute zero?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. My white-cell count."
Family Guy
"I'm telling you, Chris is dying ten times worse than those other kids."
Family Guy
"He's got a very rare disease called tumor-syphilis-itis-osis."
Family Guy
"Sounds sexy. What are the symptoms?"
Family Guy
"What are the symptoms? Take a look!"
Family Guy
"He's growing nipples all over his body!"
Family Guy
"- They look like pepperonis. - Who do you think you are?"
Family Guy
"My son happens to be very sensitive about his extra nipples."
Family Guy
"See, look. They're coming right off."
Family Guy
"Nipples shouldn't just come off like that."
Family Guy
"Why, that's the sickest boy I've ever seen!"
Family Guy
"Get me the president of television!"
Family Guy
"How about this?"
Family Guy
"A single white girl in the city working at a magazine!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's good. Yeah."
Family Guy
"Do you guys hear yourselves?"
Family Guy
"This is the same old crap over and over again."
Family Guy
"We need to take a chance. Try something different. Something fresh."
Family Guy
"Excuse me."
Family Guy
"- No calls! - It's about a dying boy."
Family Guy
"Sounds sexy."
Family Guy
"Get me exclusive rights to his death and you got a deal."
Family Guy
"Congratulations, Gumbel 2 Gumbel is back on the air!"
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? I may see you again."
Family Guy
"I've two more kids, and I've always wanted to see..."
Family Guy
"...new episodes of Star Trek."
Family Guy
"Stewie, it's bath time. You're filthy again."
Family Guy
"I'll show you filthy!"
Family Guy
"Yes, look at me! I'm a dirty, foul little boy!"
Family Guy
"I say, Mother, you have your work cut out for you now, don't you?"
Family Guy
"Where do you think you're going? I've defiled myself."
Family Guy
"I need to be cleaned!"
Family Guy
"There you go, kiddo. All clean."
Family Guy
"Bloody hell, I'm a woman!"
Family Guy
"Take out your pencils and start your test."
Family Guy
"Take that hat off in my classroom!"
Family Guy
"But Mr. McCloud, I'm really dying."
Family Guy
"My God! Tumor-syphilis-itis-osis! And he still comes into school!"
Family Guy
"You're excused from the test, you brave, brave boy."
Family Guy
"You can learn something from this fine young..."
Family Guy
"Dad, Marcy Gibbons just called!"
Family Guy
"She heard that Chris is dying!"
Family Guy
"Your brother's okay."
Family Guy
"So he's not going to die?"
Family Guy
"Chris was in on the whole thing."
Family Guy
"Anyway, it's over and done with."
Family Guy
"What the hell is that?"
Family Guy
""Oh, dyin' boy of Quahog"
Family Guy
""Chris Griffin, you're so brave"
Family Guy
""There's a smile on your face and a bounce in your step"
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""as they dig your grave""
Family Guy
"Do I hear singing? No! No singing."
Family Guy
"Just us watching another hilarious episode of Good Times."
Family Guy
"The sitcom that's funnier when you play it really loud."
Family Guy
"Maxine is the lady who's feeling all right..."
Family Guy
"...thanks to the magic of Kid Dynomite!"
Family Guy
"Junior, where you been?"
Family Guy
"Dinner was three hours ago!"
Family Guy
"Oh, forget him, James."
Family Guy
"- He's an idiot! - Mama, what's wrong with you?"
Family Guy
"What's wrong with me?"
Family Guy
"My name is Florida!"
Family Guy
"Florida! That's the name of a state!"
Family Guy
"Why is my name Florida?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Lord!"
Family Guy
"Dynomite!"
Family Guy
"Peter, there's a candlelight vigil on our front lawn."
Family Guy
"Lois, that's ridiculous. There's nobody out there."
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