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Clips from Family Guy - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' (S02E02)
""It seems today that all you see"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you"
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"Gumbel 2 Gumbel, Beach Justice."
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"Come on, Greg. Let's roll."
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"Taste that? That's the taste of beach justice."
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"Now get upstairs and study."
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"Don't worry. I'll talk to her."
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"Always playing with that wheat thresher!"
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"I'm filthy?"
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"You're the filthy one. What do you say to that?"
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"Hey, Stewie, I see your bum."
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"NBC invented a new day so they could add another Dateline."
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"Sheesh. What a week that was."
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"Okay, come on, let's watch the Gumbels."
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"Dad, when you said, "Chris finished his homework," were you talking about me?"
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"Because if you were, I think you just lied to mom."
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"And that. And that. And that. And that."
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"I've got the goods, but have I got the guts? Find out at 11:00."
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"That show has been canceled."
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"We gotta save Gumbel 2 Gumbel, and were gonna do it Griffin 2 Griffin."
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""The skillful acting of Craig T. Nelson will be missed a lot."
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"Come help me with the groceries."
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"Okay, we're gonna get our show back on the air..."
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"Just watch me!"
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"Can you live with that on your conscience?"
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"Sorry. Me and my damn appetite!"
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"It's not the first time it brought me trouble."
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"And in gridiron news, little Johnny Gobraun..."
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"Here comes the rush. Oh, he's sacked!"
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"- My son Chris is dying! - Holy crap, no! Oh, my God!"
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"You just leave that to me."
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"Chris Griffin."
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"Thank you."
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"We need sick kids we can package."
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"Hello? What's he got?"
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"All right, Dad!"
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"I'm sorry we had to meet under these circumstances."
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"I'm a nasty, squalid little hobo!"
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"Okay, if you want to be dirty, be dirty."
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"Mr. McCloud, I didn't study for the test, but I got a good reason."
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"I'm dying."
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"That's the lamest excuse I've heard since Steinberg's Jewish High Holiday crap."
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"I have a certificate to prove it."
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"Damn it, Steinberg! Take that hat off!"
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"That was just a little white lie we came up with to save a TV show."
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"Boy, your face was priceless when you thought he was."
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""as they dig your grave"
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"That is singing."
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"Mr. Griffin, the foundation held up its end of the bargain..."
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"That's interesting."
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"You're right! There's only one way out of this!"
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"That's right. I have divine powers!"
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"Are you sure it wasn't nothing?"
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"No, it's not."
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"From the cats who brought you Caddyblack, Blackdraft..."
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"Oh, you out of time, baby."
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"Well, listen to this!"
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"Hey, Dad. Hurry up. You're missing Gumbel 2 Gumbel."
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"Some other time, Chris. Now, where's my shoes?"
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"Don't you think there's someone who might resent that?"
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"So I told a little fib, and now people think I'm God."
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"Those fanatics are building a golden idol of you on our lawn."
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"Stop it! Stop worshipping me!"
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"...and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman!"
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"I think the plagues went away."
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"- So did the white light. - Oh, honey!"
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""is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""But where are those good, old-fashioned values"
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""on which we used to rely?"
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""all the things that make us"
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""laugh 'n' cry"
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""He's a family guy""
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"- We need to talk. - Not now. The show's about to start."
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"Bryant Gumbel, Greg Gumbel..."
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"...brothers, bike cops."
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"You talk to Matt Lauer lately?"
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"Played 18 holes with him on Saturday."
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"Told him he was soft in the Arafat interview."
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"- Oh, I like Matt. - Me, too."
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"My purse!"
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"Are you crazy?"
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"Yeah, me and Dad haven't missed a Gumbel 2 Gumbel yet."
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"You're gonna miss this one, young man."
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"His report card came today."
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"No more TV until your grades improve."
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"After I get a little bit of courage from my old friend, Mr. Jack Daniels."
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"Mrs. Daniels?"
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"Is Jack in?"
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"Oh, my God! When?"
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"Oh, I am so sorry."
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"Poor old Jack."
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"He was a wise man, but he just loved playing with that wheat thresher."
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"How dare you!"
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"Take a good look, fat man."
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"And take pictures so I'll have something to bring to court, you filthy pervert."
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"Hey, Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV?"
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"He failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin..."
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"...in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19."
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"I want you to help Chris."
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"Kids do better when parents take an interest in their schoolwork."
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"I saw that on a two-part report on Dateline Tuesday and Dateline Gatilsday."
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"What the hell is Gatilsday?"
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"But the Gumbel show is sacred to us."
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"Bryant and Greg have the kind of father-son relationship..."
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"...I want me and Chris to have someday."
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"Peter, Bryant and Greg Gumbel are brothers."
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"Nice. Just because they're black, we can't learn anything from them?"
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"If Chris gets his homework done, you can watch it together next week."
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"Now come on. Help me get the house ready for my mother."
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"She's coming to visit for exactly one week."
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"Bye, Mom."
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"Peter, I thought we agreed, no TV until his homework is done."
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"- Mom, I'll do it after... - Chris finished his homework."
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"In fact, I've been helping him study every night this week."
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"Well, that's great. Enjoy your show, boys."
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"You bet we will."
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"Tonight, Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore."
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"Chris, everything I say is a lie, except that and that."
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"And that."
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