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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday (S08E08)

Enough hair talk. I've got a party to plan here.

"Enough hair talk. I've got a party to plan here."

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Reggie was a no. Mort was a no. Teddy's out of town.

"Reggie was a no. Mort was a no. Teddy's out of town."

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and then he never came back.

"and then he never came back."

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I mean, I'm pulling my weight.

"I mean, I'm pulling my weight."

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I mean, you're not. You're taping it, but...

"I mean, you're not. You're taping it, but..."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Oh, go put a cannoli up your holey.

"Oh, go put a cannoli up your holey."

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We're planning a surprise party for my dad

"We're planning a surprise party for my dad"

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and you're not invited.

"and you're not invited."

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Uh... we got a... few.

"Uh... we got a... few."

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Whoa...

"Whoa..."

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Everyone said no, huh?

"Everyone said no, huh?"

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- Oh, you shush. - Oh, no!

"- Oh, you shush. - Oh, no!"

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This is the saddest surprise party ever.

"This is the saddest surprise party ever."

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- When is it? - 7:00.

"- When is it? - 7:00."

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I'm coming back.

"I'm coming back."

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Oh, I cannot wait to see the look

"Oh, I cannot wait to see the look"

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on Bob's dumb face when he cries.

"on Bob's dumb face when he cries."

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Uh, at least we have Jimmy Pesto. That's one.

"Uh, at least we have Jimmy Pesto. That's one."

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You, sir, are hereby prohibited from serving food

"You, sir, are hereby prohibited from serving food"

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until all violations have been corrected.

"until all violations have been corrected."

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- You get an F. - Out of...?

"- You get an F. - Out of...?"

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- 'Kay, but what if people see it? - That's the point!

"- 'Kay, but what if people see it? - That's the point!"

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- Ron, Bob, get in the van. - Oh, God.

"- Ron, Bob, get in the van. - Oh, God."

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At least we'll be moving, I guess.

"At least we'll be moving, I guess."

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Is smoke supposed to be coming out of the front or the back?

"Is smoke supposed to be coming out of the front or the back?"

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Because it's coming out of both.

"Because it's coming out of both."

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- And the sides. - Damn it!

"- And the sides. - Damn it!"

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He'll never catch on.

"He'll never catch on."

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It'll be an extra surprise party. It's not even

"It'll be an extra surprise party. It's not even"

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people your father knows. It's total strangers.

"people your father knows. It's total strangers."

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That's a good idea, right?

"That's a good idea, right?"

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Uh, Mom? Are you feeling okay?

"Uh, Mom? Are you feeling okay?"

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- Your eye is twitching. - I'm f-I'm fine. I'm fine.

"- Your eye is twitching. - I'm f-I'm fine. I'm fine."

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- Don't give it to her. - Uh... No.

"- Don't give it to her. - Uh... No."

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I mean, um, I got to go into the kitchen.

"I mean, um, I got to go into the kitchen."

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When you're called something enough times, you look it up.

"When you're called something enough times, you look it up."

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Wow, I'm really surprised I did so bad.

"Wow, I'm really surprised I did so bad."

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I mean, in the finance world, I just kept making money.

"I mean, in the finance world, I just kept making money."

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- Too much money, you know what I mean? - Uh, yeah.

"- Too much money, you know what I mean? - Uh, yeah."

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When I said I was gonna open this place, people were like,

"When I said I was gonna open this place, people were like,"

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Oh, Bob Dork, are you okay?

"Oh, Bob Dork, are you okay?"

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Do you always sweat this much?

"Do you always sweat this much?"

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Hmm. You think it's something you ate?

"Hmm. You think it's something you ate?"

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Are you gonna throw up?

"Are you gonna throw up?"

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Geez, you're right in front of my restaurant.

"Geez, you're right in front of my restaurant."

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I feel like, you know, you puking plus the "F" rating,

"I feel like, you know, you puking plus the "F" rating,"

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Ev-Everything's fine. Yeah, we open next week.

"Ev-Everything's fine. Yeah, we open next week."

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Come by, lunch and dinner.

"Come by, lunch and dinner."

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Okay, uh, Th-there you go, big fella.

"Okay, uh, Th-there you go, big fella."

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Okay, I-I know some of you don't know Bob that well,

"Okay, I-I know some of you don't know Bob that well,"

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but all you got to do is stick around till he shows up,

"but all you got to do is stick around till he shows up,"

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you say, "Surprise," and I'll give you all free ice cream.

"you say, "Surprise," and I'll give you all free ice cream."

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- That's pretty sad. - Yes, it is.

"- That's pretty sad. - Yes, it is."

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This is gonna be hilarious.

"This is gonna be hilarious."

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Guy probably doesn't even like surprise parties.

"Guy probably doesn't even like surprise parties."

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What do you mean? Everybody likes surprise parties.

"What do you mean? Everybody likes surprise parties."

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Uh, yeah, Linda. Everybody loves

"Uh, yeah, Linda. Everybody loves"

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coming back to their peaceful abode

"coming back to their peaceful abode"

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and having a bunch of people jump out and scream at 'em.

"and having a bunch of people jump out and scream at 'em."

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Or "Surprise" or whatever.

"Or "Surprise" or whatever."

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Just because I like throwing parties

"Just because I like throwing parties"

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doesn't mean he likes having 'em thrown for him.

"doesn't mean he likes having 'em thrown for him."

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I was so caught up in all the party planning,

"I was so caught up in all the party planning,"

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I missed what was right in front of me.

"I missed what was right in front of me."

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Your boobs?

"Your boobs?"

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I know what we need to do.

"I know what we need to do."

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No. Get off the boobs, guys. We're moving on.

"No. Get off the boobs, guys. We're moving on."

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Well, Bob, is there anything you want to say

"Well, Bob, is there anything you want to say"

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about health inspectors?

"about health inspectors?"

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Y-You have a very important job.

"Y-You have a very important job."

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You keep people safe from restaurants like Sam's.

"You keep people safe from restaurants like Sam's."

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It's nice to be appreciated, Bob.

"It's nice to be appreciated, Bob."

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And I can smell how much you mean it.

"And I can smell how much you mean it."

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You know, in finance, there's no inspectors.

"You know, in finance, there's no inspectors."

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You just don't need 'em.

"You just don't need 'em."

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You know, Hugo, we need to get Bob back by 7:00.

"You know, Hugo, we need to get Bob back by 7:00."

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You know what? I don't care, Ron.

"You know what? I don't care, Ron."

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is way better than that phone call ever would've been.

"is way better than that phone call ever would've been."

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What are you guys talking about?

"What are you guys talking about?"

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Let's just stick him in a cab and call a tow.

"Let's just stick him in a cab and call a tow."

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I might have an alcoholic drink tonight, an alcoholic wine.

"I might have an alcoholic drink tonight, an alcoholic wine."

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Wait, don't I have to go to your office to...

"Wait, don't I have to go to your office to..."

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That's you, Bob.

"That's you, Bob."

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Forget about the license. We'll do it later.

"Forget about the license. We'll do it later."

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Oh, is it your birthday, Bob Dork?

"Oh, is it your birthday, Bob Dork?"

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Uh... Ron told me.

"Uh... Ron told me."

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It's a blessing and a curse.

"It's a blessing and a curse."

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so she could set something up? Is this all made up?

"so she could set something up? Is this all made up?"

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No, your restaurant's disgusting.

"No, your restaurant's disgusting."

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- Mm. Fair enough. - Oh, I really don't want to go

"- Mm. Fair enough. - Oh, I really don't want to go"

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Oh, do you think your birthday is about you, Bob?

"Oh, do you think your birthday is about you, Bob?"

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- Huh? - It's not.

"- Huh? - It's not."

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It's about the people who care about you

"It's about the people who care about you"

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And you don't complain about it, you appreciate it!

"And you don't complain about it, you appreciate it!"

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Unless you're a baby. Are you a baby, Bob?

"Unless you're a baby. Are you a baby, Bob?"

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No.

"No."

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Well, you are throwing up a lot. Like a baby.

"Well, you are throwing up a lot. Like a baby."

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To celebrate me? I have no one.

"To celebrate me? I have no one."

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- No one! - Well, you have one person.

"- No one! - Well, you have one person."

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I'm about to say this, but...

"I'm about to say this, but..."

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I... I think you might be right. Again.

"I... I think you might be right. Again."

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- I need a ride. - I can give you a ride.

"- I need a ride. - I can give you a ride."

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I've got a convertible, so you can just puke over the side

"I've got a convertible, so you can just puke over the side"

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- What's that? - Nothing. Uh, happy birthday.

"- What's that? - Nothing. Uh, happy birthday."

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I hate you.

"I hate you."

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chef to chef, you should get some training.

"chef to chef, you should get some training."

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Um, maybe a lot of training.

"Um, maybe a lot of training."

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Or maybe I'll just switch to something easier, like sushi.

"Or maybe I'll just switch to something easier, like sushi."

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That's fish, right?

"That's fish, right?"

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And he definitely didn't see me.

"And he definitely didn't see me."

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That's not a smile.

"That's not a smile."

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Hello? Hello?

"Hello? Hello?"

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Hi, kids. Gene, I like it. I like what you're doing there.

"Hi, kids. Gene, I like it. I like what you're doing there."

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"lemme tell you about my hair."

""lemme tell you about my hair.""

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So there's not a room full of people

"So there's not a room full of people"

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waiting to jump out and yell, "Surprise"?

"waiting to jump out and yell, "Surprise"?"

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Bob, listen. The truth is

"Bob, listen. The truth is"

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we all forgot about your birthday yesterday,

"we all forgot about your birthday yesterday,"

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and... Wait, how'd you know we were planning a surprise party?

"and... Wait, how'd you know we were planning a surprise party?"

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