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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack (S04E04)

"Uh, Cheech over here bought himself a bong."
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"Deandra, this is wacky."
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"- Rip another one. - Yeah, say something else stupid, too."
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"- I'm not touching you. - We're enjoying ourselves over here."
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"I'm serious, you guys. Something's not right."
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"Good one."
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"Yeah, that's what I was trying to say."
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"And the EMT says basically I'm like a ticking time bomb"
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"I know."
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"I do always give a fake name 'cause I like to stay off the grid."
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"- the sores go away, and I walk out. - Shut up."
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"- Oh, my God. - Son of a bitch."
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"Okay, let me get this straight."
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"or some kind of communist dictatorship? This is insane,"
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"- How does a...? - Just leave me alone, okay?!"
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"I can't get worked up. My doctor told me not to get worked up."
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"Yeah..."
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"Wow, you got a lot of 'em, huh?"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm taking 'em because"
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"I can't sift through the duds."
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"I got to take 'em all because I got to get healthy really fast."
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"- I don't think that's a good idea. - It seems a bit aggressive to me."
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"I know what I'm doing!"
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"I want to stay nice and lean and tight."
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"- Hey, he knew: no pain, no gain. - He had good messages."
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"Let's hop on these treadmills and, uh, you know, let's do this thing."
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"Now, I see people utilizing a lot of shakes and powders around here."
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"and then we'll come back and work out."
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"Let's go."
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"Well, gentlemen, I've never seen two people share a resume before."
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"And duties that include"
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"- Coordinator. - Okay."
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"- I don't miss a beat. - That would actually be him."
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"I think you'll find that what we lack in formal education,"
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"Okay, so we can wheel, we can deal, we can oversee hostile takeovers."
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"It's a mailroom gig, and there's only one spot available."
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"- You'd be willing to do that? - Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, this has nothing to do with money."
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"This is sort of a health insurance situation for us..."
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"Legally, I have to pay you something, but, uh,"
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"All right, everybody. Before we begin today,"
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"- Boom, there we go. - Hey, what are you doing?"
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"First of all, I don't think you should even be here if you just had a heart attack, ma'am."
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"onto a metal bar and lift that metal over and over like a metal jerk."
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"I feel good, too, apart from the recent bouts of explosive diarrhea."
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"You know what that is?"
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"That's probably your body flushing out all the toxins."
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"I, on the other hand, have not taken a shit in days."
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"- Days? - Days."
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"My body's working at 100% efficiency, yeah."
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"My body is absorbing every single nutrient,"
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"My body is doing its job like it's never done before."
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"Okay, we're gonna start climbing just a little more."
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"And it's the most important muscle in the entire body."
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"The face."
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"- Come on. - Enjoy it, Coach Dick and Balls."
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"Come on, dude, I'm trying to network by the water cooler."
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"Yeah, and I'm doing both of our jobs here, so you want to help out?"
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"Will you just help me out, man? This is Johnson's mail, okay?"
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"Now, Johnson's gone AWOL for the week with the wife and kids down"
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"Yeah, man, come on, help me out here."
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"This is the perfect opportunity."
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"They're gonna catch on to you."
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"Are you sure? How does that movie end, dude?"
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"What the hell is "Day Bow Bow"?"
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"At least give him his mail."
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"I'm really behind the eight ball, Mac."
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"Maybe you're right 'cause I need to calm my nerves a bit, dude."
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"It's pretty complicated."
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"If it's important, they're gonna send it again, right?"
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"addressed to me so I buy myself a couple more days."
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"And the most important stuff, that gets delivered, although,"
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"Okay, well, it looks like you've got this under control."
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"I'm gonna get back to my office."
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"- The mail doesn't stop! - Okay, sorry, buddy."
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"Come on, hit me again. Come on."
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"This way."
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"Hit me, hit me again."
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"Hello?"
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"Who is this?"
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"Who is this?"
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"I can check it for you."
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"Yeah, yeah, I think so."
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"Yeah, but you know, if you know Latin, you know, like, three languages, so..."
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"So you're good with the pictures then?"
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"'Cause those supplements are giving me the squirts like you would not believe."
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"I'm gonna do your eyes first,"
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"Great. Let's just let that settle for a minute, and I'll..."
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"Think about what I would like to do."
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"Number one, I'd like to get rid of these crow's feet that I have"
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"been noticing coming in, which I do not appreciate."
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"And hear me out on this one. It's a little weird."
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"You injected Mexican collagen in my eye?!"
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"That's good."
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"They're onto me, dude."
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"You want to talk about stress? You want to talk about stress?!"
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"This company is being bled like a stuck pig, Mac,"
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"and I got a paper trail to prove it."
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"Take a look at this."
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"Every day, Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me."
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"I look in the mail. This whole box is Pepe Silvia."
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"I got to go up to his office."
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"I got to put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands."
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"He's gonna keep coming back down here,"
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"The man does not exist, okay?"
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"So, I decide,"
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"and I knock on her door, and I say,"
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"There is no Carol in HR."
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"Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna have to stop you right there."
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"What?"
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"I mailed them halfway to Siberia, okay?"
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"I am actually having a panic attack."
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"You've lost your mind."
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"Jesus Christ, dude, will you forget the mail, all right?"
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"- You have a cigarette? - I hear Barney."
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"Goddamn Frank."
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"Come on, bub, let's go."
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"Get up. You got to help me out here."
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"That's it."
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"and three."
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