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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #2.9 (S02E02)

"[theme song playing]"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ So look away Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ There is literally no program You can watch that's any weirse ♪"
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"♪ Just look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ There's nothing but horror And inconvenience on the way ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"I'm Larry Your-Waiter. Deviled egg?"
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""Life is a conundrum of esoterica.""
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"[both laughing]"
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"Hypnotizing people is wrong and something I would never do."
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"Yes, darling."
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"At last, we have a headquarters for our secret organization."
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"Let's build a house on the edge of a cliff,"
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"and let's... let's use commas and semicolons with reckless abandon."
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"- Let's have children. - What's the thing Marvin Gaye said?"
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"She wasn't afraid."
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"It won't help. What if we're wrong?"
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"You never know when a root beer float..."
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"- ...can extinguish the fires of the world. - ...can solve your problems."
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"[shouting] Beatrice! Count Olaf is..."
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"[troupe screaming]"
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"Darling! Don't you think you ought to slow down?"
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"as if driven by the cruel whims of some unpredictable madman?"
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"never to have been stuffed in the trunk of a sinister villain's car."
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"So I know how it feels to have your life spin out of control,"
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"driven by the cruel whims of an unpredictable madman."
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"in Olaf's car as they wondered where they were headed..."
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"Where are we headed?"
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"We are going to Caligari Carnival."
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"[Lemony] ...and what they would do if Olaf decided to open the trunk."
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"- Yes, Olaf. Wine. - Get the fruity Merlot from the trunk."
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"[whispering] We're lucky Olaf decided not to drink and drive."
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"And Olaf didn't cut off your head."
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"Soon this car will reach Calgari Carnival. If we don't want our luck to run out,"
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"Are you sure we're safe here?"
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"- Me, me! - I get to go first. I'm the oldest."
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"The concept of first seems to problematically be centered"
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"You... I don't know, there's just a lot going on here."
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"Tell me something that only a real fortune-teller would know."
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"[inhales]"
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"that ended in betrayal and leeches."
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"His words, they haunt you from beyond the grave,"
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"[shuddering breath]"
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"- [Olaf exhales] - How does it work?"
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"Oh, is very complicated to explain, please."
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"your heart's desire."
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"It does not! It seems totally believable."
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"Tell me, my Olaf."
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"[troupe] Argh!"
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"The morning?"
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"Is how crystal ball works. Day shift, night shift, like a cannery."
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"We toast. To getting answers to all of our questions."
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"[grunts]"
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"[groans] I wonder if he's still mad at me."
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"Fortune-telling may not be real, but she got her information somewhere."
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"Plus, there's a pack of hungry lions."
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"We don't look like carnival freaks."
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"I have an idea."
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"I see face paint."
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"- [sniffs] - We agreed that by age 28,"
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"Stay away from Caligari Cabinet, please."
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"[gasps] You..."
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"Who, please, are you?"
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"[as Beverly] We're three... two freaks."
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"Nonsense! Auditioning is one of my specialties."
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"[Lemony] Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day"
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"or receiving news your worst enemy has been awarded free ice cream,"
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"one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview."
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"[troupe chuckles]"
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"whether you are dismissed immediately"
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"weeping and moaning in exchange for a salary."
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"Audiences love sloppy eating. Trust me, I know."
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"- [growls] - What is that?"
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"Her mother, a hunter, fell in love with a wolf."
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"[growls]"
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"People are always liking of the violence. Yes, Chabo is hired, too."
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"- [Chabo growls] - Questions?"
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"Wolfie, two-headed thing, report to House of Freaks,"
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"- Burned down. - Out of network."
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"I was visualizing a world where there was nothing wrong with me."
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"Unlike this world, where I'm a hideous freak."
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"I'm used to people staring."
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"Because of your pleasant facial features?"
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"And your symmetrical jawline?"
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"I just know what ambidextrous means."
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"Your heads and hands might be freaky,"
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"What good are normal shoulders attached to hands"
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"but at least you're better off than I am."
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"I need to twist these pipe cleaners into finger puppets"
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"If you don't mind pitching in,"
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"[as Violet] Nobody deserves to be ridiculed, on stage or off."
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"It's the only way to get answers from Lulu."
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"[sighs] I feel like we've seen her before."
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"[scoffs] Does not matter. Have wonderful sleepings,"
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"- [Olaf] Look. Look. - Darling, you can't walk."
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"[without accent] It's me. We have a complication."
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"No. Oh, no."
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"[Esmé] I don't trust that Madame Lulu."
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"And did I accept?"
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"That's not the point. You saw what that fortune-teller can do."
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"And then, when she's buttered..."
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"I have so many very big questions."
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"I'd be inclined to give you a special reward."
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"starring very famous actor..."
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"It's spirits arriving."
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"Does this make you nervous?"
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"Good."
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"Five minutes! Five minutes till show time!"
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"We could use a welding gun to attach a spoon..."
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"[as Elliot] We've been reading about them. We're very interested in those children."
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"Who are obviously innocent."
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"but Madame Lulu looked in her crystal ball and saw one of them survived."
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"though that happens every day and too early in the morning."
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"because it's a different question."
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"Did he tell you how it worked?"
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"Then we have to know how Lulu gets her information."
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