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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Repo Men (S01E01)

"AII the whiIe they're buiIding my muscIes..."
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"they're saving my virtue for the right person, too."
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"AIong with Iots of coId showers, of course."
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"I guess that's why a puny IittIe girI Iike me feeIs so safe when you're around."
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"EspeciaIIy when Bo and Luke ain't."
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"You don't have to worry about that. I'II stiII be here when they're in prison."
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"Prison?"
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"Iong as Ace drops the charges against them."
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"That's the troubIe. Sheriff Rosco ain't gonna Iet Ace drop the charges."
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"And the worst part is, I've got to do the arresting."
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"And you're gonna hate me for the rest of my born days."
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"Enos, wait. Where are you going?"
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"Going back to the Sheriff to heIp him catch the boys."
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"But if you are gonna do that, why did you stop by to warn them?"
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"What I do on my Iunch hour is my own business."
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"But the rest of the day, my souI beIongs to the Iaw."
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"What do you mean that Rosco's gonna frame us?"
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"It means that next time, Iunch is IikeIy to be aII bread and water."
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"Enos says y'aII are as good as in prison right now."
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"And Enos wouIdn't Iie if his Iife depended on it."
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"Of course, he has been known to be wrong before."
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"Not this time. Enos was so ashamed of what he was gonna have to do..."
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"he took off without even hinting for a goodbye kiss."
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"What with them trigger-happy city boys with their man-eating dog on one side..."
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"and Boss and Rosco on the other, we're about surrounded."
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"So they went to Cooter."
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"Hey, Cooter! Come on down."
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"Don't that put the frosting on the cake?"
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"Any car goes down. I just Iove it!"
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"-Sure, it's in the truck. -And your truck."
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"-We're gonna weId something on it. -What you gonna weId?"
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"Don't worry. Come on, give me the key."
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"-Thanks. -You got $1?"
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"That's $5."
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"$5 wiII do. We might need some gas. You're a reaI buddy."
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"which sometimes calls for a little country ingenuity."
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"This is gonna be some can opener."
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"You just make sure you don't open a can of worms with it."
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"And then sometimes we ought to run. But we don't and we won't."
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"-You ready? -Let her rip."
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"AII right, here we go."
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"LittIe Iady, you sure are in season."
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"Just remember one thing:"
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"the bigger they come, the harder they hit."
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"-You want me to hot-wire it? -Nope, stiII got the key."
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"Oh, no."
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"Come on, Iet's go!"
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"What do you think Burt ReynoIds wouId do at a time Iike this?"
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"I ain't sure, but I know he'd be doing it with somebody a Iot prettier than you."
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"-Hey, Luke. -Yeah."
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"If you can't make this thing go any faster than this..."
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"-you mind if I just jump out and run ahead? -Funny."
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"There comes Bo."
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"Hicks."
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"I haven't had that much fun since we used to run moonshine."
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"We better get this back to Ace before something eIse happens."
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"You are right. Later, Cooter."
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"AIoha, senors."
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"What now, Rosco?"
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"AII right, give me the keys."
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"A dog ate them."
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"Boys, I'm on your side..."
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"but you got to come up with something better than that."
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"Enos, it's a stoIen car. Now get the keys."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Before I do, can't we give them another chance at a better story?"
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"What?"
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"Boys, now come on, where's the papers for this here car?"
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"-We toId you, Enos. A dog ate them. -It was a big, oId Doberman dog."
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"Do you get the feeIing we've been here before?"
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"Ain't nothing more humiliating..."
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"than being left standing in the middle of a country road."
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"-You boys Iook Iike waIking troubIe. -TroubIe?"
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"NormaI day. We start out to buy us a junk race car..."
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"which gets us working repo for Ace Parker..."
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"-which gets us attacked by a mad dog. -Yeah, and shot at."
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"And assauIted by a 9-foot giant and friends."
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"Then we got tricked again by Ace and arrested by Sheriff CoItrane..."
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"for some trumped-up charge."
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"Which gets us our probation revoked and two years in prison."
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"TroubIe? No. We've had it."
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"We've doubIe-damn had it."
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"You boys feeI Iike some dirty pooI?"
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"It is a pIeasure doing business with y'aII."
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"You better get out of here, Cooter, before the peopIe start to show up."
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"Yes, sir. I'm gone."
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"Must give the car a nice worth."
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"Come on, I'II buy you a drink."
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"Dang thing is jammed up. Took my money."
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"WeII, that's Ace for you."
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"Rock it this way."
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"Hey! Cut that out!"
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"Don't you boys know there's a whoIe new set of Iaws..."
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"to cover damage to drink machines?"
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"Morning, Boss."
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"Don't you Iook fine this morning, Miss LuIu."
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"Luke, thank you. Wait tiII you see me in my new RoIIs."
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"Inside, Boss. Got it under Iock and key."
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"Right in there, under Iock and key, sweetie pie."
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"I heard him. Let's get it out and go for a ride."
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"What are you boys doing here?"
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"I just come over to thank you..."
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"and Ace there, and, of course, the Boss..."
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"for rehabiIitating my boys."
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"And to Iet you know there ain't no hard feeIings."
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"Speak for yourseIf."
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"Good morning."
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"-Where's my RoIIs, Ace? -You got a RoIIs, too?"
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"Where are aII your cars?"
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"You get my missus a RoIIs by sundown..."
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"or you know where this wiII be."
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"but if I didn't know better, I'd swear that that is a counterfeit pIate."
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"wouId make a counterfeit pIate yea Iong and yea narrow..."
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"and if you are not out of my county within 30 minutes..."
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"I'm going to be caIIing the FBI."
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"-Nice doing business with you. -Yeah, no hard feeIings, buddy."
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"WeII, boys, there's stiII justice in Hazzard County."
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"There sure is."
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"No, it's just Iike Ed James said:"
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"''Americans have got to fight for justice.''"
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