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Clips from Scrubs - My Philosophy (S02E02)

"But my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy."
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"OK, ready?"
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"Because the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing."
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"- Nothing. Guy talk. - Yeah, bitches and hos."
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"Todd, you're overcompensating, you're gay, and you need to be OK with it."
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"Maybe I should just change in the bathroom."
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"Honey? Do you want some champagne?"
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"She's dead?"
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"She's only 60."
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"What?"
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"So I have to fly out late for the funeral tonight."
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"By the way, Elaine's back."
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"Hey, homeslice, we talked about this."
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"Don't get into bed until I come in so I can see your booty."
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"If I finally get a damn heart,"
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"You are naughty."
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"It always feels so weird to be sitting around,"
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"I honestly believe in hospitals"
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"I like to call it the Circle of Life."
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"Simba."
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"I'd say she's pregnant."
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"Terrific catch there, Newbie. Listen to her heart."
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"His deteriorating health has made it impossible for him to continue with us."
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"Oh, dear, should we send him a card?"
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"A man's office is a reflection of who he is, don't you think?"
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"Ralphie, spit it out. Spit it out."
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"Why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots?"
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"- Get the ring back? - Did I get the ring back?"
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"Somebody's covering for me tonight. I'll take her to a restaurant..."
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"Dr Kelso, I am through taking my clothes off in front of men."
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"Dr Reid, if you really feel the need to discuss it,"
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"- Really? - Yeah. Ted, show it to her."
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"It's just a pen, Scooter, not a kidney."
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"Really?"
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"How could any woman possibly stand this?"
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"You've had six bran muffins, Ralphie. How is it that you don't have to go yet?"
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"It's for my girlfriend."
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"Mrs Larkin's aggressive. She won't let her husband finish a sen..."
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"What?"
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"I think the Larkins complement each other."
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"but I get the feeling you just compared us to a married couple."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Once I knock down this wall right here,"
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"Sometimes the words don't come out at all."
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"If we don't deliver the baby, your wife could die."
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"You get used to the whole balance-in-the-hospital thing."
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"You know, when one person lives, another dies,"
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"and how it seems to even out."
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"Sometimes, as a doctor, I wish my life was more like my favourite TV show."
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"We gotcha. There's a camera there. There. And there."
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"Mr Larkin, we need a decision from you here."
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"I'm not ready to do that."
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"You go. I'll cover her."
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"I feel I'd be more productive if my phone dialled out."
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"blah-blah-blah, nostalgic story."
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"I'm gonna miss you so much."
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"- Oh, no. - This was my favourite T-shirt."
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"- I know that. - This is a little cosy for me."
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"I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is."
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"throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on,"
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"I just didn't have a place to change."
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"Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that."
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"Dammit! Where'd she learn all that legal mumbo-jumbo?"
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"- What are you doing, Ted? - I'm trying to whistle."
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"You know, so you wouldn't think it was me."
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"Stop the cab! Whoa, hey!"
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"What?"
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"Morning."
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"I just wanna know one way or the other, you know?"
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"Why don't we switch to a cheerier subject?"
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"And eventually, you get your glasses snapped in half by the big kid"
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"who already has underarm hair."
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"But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office,"
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"and when she leans in to put that bandage on your nose,"
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"I guess, for my part, I think death is a lot like that story,"
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"I'm doing a research fellowship, so I'll be anywhere from 15 to 25 years."
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"What did you say?"
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"I got a ring."
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"Love you too."
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"I'll be back in a few days."
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"I'll wait."
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"Congratulations, you guys, he's doing great."
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"- What's going on? - She's coding."
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"Any minute now"
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"I'll keep checking the horizon"
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"I'll stand on the bow"
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"Feel the waves come crashing"
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"My real life to begin"
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"Oh, don't you understand?"
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"I'm waiting for my real life to begin"
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"Let's face it, most days start like any other."
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"- Well? - It's beautiful."
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"- So you're gonna ask Carla? - I'm doing it."
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"Congratulations. When are you gonna ask her?"
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"Might as well put it in her cham-lame glass."
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"- Know-it-all. What would you do? - First you get 50 candles, right?"
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"Spread 'em all over the room with some rose petals."
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"- Like a meadow in springtime. - What are you talking about?"
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"- Come on. Hurry up. - I just have to get changed."
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"Oh, yeah? If I'm gay, how come I work out so much?"
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"It's tough to be a woman in a co-ed locker room."
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"OK, coffee it is, for my baby."
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"Hello!"
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"Mami. Why are you calling so late?"
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"Yeah. I'll be right over."
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"My aunt Marie's dead!"
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"To one hell of a lady! Huh?"
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"You should be with your mom right now."
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"Thank you, baby."
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"Hey, can I borrow a nickel so I can get a soda?"
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"Sorry, this window's closed."
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"she's in and out of here almost as much as I am."
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"I'll let you eat ice cream off it."
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"hoping someone's family pulls them off life support."
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"there's like this balance, you know?"
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"It's like when one person dies,"
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"another person gets a chance to live."
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"Oh, my God, you must stop watching The Lion King."
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"I like that baby lion cub. What's his name?"
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"Trick question! You like it too."
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