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Clips from Scrubs - My Philosophy (S02E02)

"Oh, you girls. Excuse me, Elaine."
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"I actually need his opinion on something."
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"- It's flattering that you'd choose me. - Ears, Newbie, ears. Not mouth."
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"Ted, Dr Koppleman has notified me"
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"that he will be vacating the office next to mine."
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"See if you can find one that says,"
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""Crippling arthritis or not, get out of my hospital by sundown"
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"- You're a wonderful man. - I don't mean to sound insensitive."
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"Come on."
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"It's all set up. She's going out of town for a week."
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"You're killing me, Ralphie."
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"I think I can speak for all of us when I say, "We'll live.""
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"Every woman here hates undressing in a co-ed locker room."
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"Except Naked Nancy, but she's an exhibitionist."
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"She has other problems."
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"We have a co-ed locker room? Hot damn!"
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"write it on a piece of paper and slip it in my suggestion box."
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"- Sorry. - It's OK."
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"So, this locker room,"
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"do you have to be a doctor to change in there, or what?"
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"- Can I borrow a pen? - Here. Take this one."
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"Thanks."
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"See?"
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"We don't always have to be like..."
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"This can work. We can be there for each other."
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"- Thanks. - No. You keep it."
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"Makes me look smarter."
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"Off to scrub the crappers."
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"- Oh, God! - Relax, Steve. He's a worrier."
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"Me, too. I'm a worrier."
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"The thing is pregnancy puts such an extra strain on your heart that,"
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"had we known about this beforehand, we would've suggested you think twice"
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"- I would've done it anyways. - Yeah, you would've."
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"Got a healthy supply of pluck, don't you?"
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"- I can't breathe. - You're OK."
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"- Let's do this. - I love the pluck."
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"Hey, Nancy."
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"- Great. - OK. All right."
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"All right, Ralphie, new tack."
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"I want you to do what I do."
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"trying to push the dookie out, Ralphie."
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"Can you imagine that for me?"
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"You told my son there were little men inside him? He barely sleeps as it is."
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"- Sir, I'm sorry. I was wrong. - That was sick."
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"But still, if you could do this for me,"
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"I would greatly appreciate it."
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"take the dookie, put it in a Ziplock bag,"
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"and just call me on my cell phone."
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"Ralphie. Little men, pushing it out, pushing it out."
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"Shut up, would you, please? At least she's ballsy. Unlike that husband."
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"They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us."
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"I know, a girl can dream but this is never gonna happen."
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"- Get in here. - Atrial fibrillation."
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"Call an OB/GYN for an emergency consult and notify the NICU."
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"Sometimes it's hard to find the right words."
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"I am going to have more room than I know what to do with."
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"Sir, I'm so happy for you I could crack."
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"Sometimes words come easy."
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"I loved it, but why spend all this money on this fancy dinner?"
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"Ultimately, you grit your teeth and just say it."
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"- What'll happen to the baby? - We're gonna do our best."
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"But it never seems fair when it happens in the same family."
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"You're telling me if we don't deliver the baby now,"
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"especially if you're dying from laughter. You're on Candid Camera."
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"- No, I'm not! Honey, no! - I'll give you "Honey, no.""
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"- Come out. - Where are the cameras?"
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"Sweetheart, there are lots of people who think the hospital"
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"would be a better place if we made some changes."
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"Take Ted, for instance."
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"This hospital has always had a co-ed locker room."
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"Ah, back when I was a resident, I remember,"
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"Now, get the hell out of my office."
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"Ted, get the hell out of my office."
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"I'm only going to Chicago for five days."
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"I'll call you when I land. See ya."
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"- Don't go. - Have you seen Mr Larkin?"
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"No."
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"Thanks for the pen."
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"And this is my favourite skin."
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"Trust me, I wouldn't want to have to make this decision."
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"I wish I could ask my wife."
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"She'd be better at handling this than me."
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"You know, you and I are a lot alike."
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"but... in crunch time we always come through."
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"It's time."
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"Come on."
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"Dr Reid, are you off for the day?"
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"Plus, according to county statute, all medical facilities are required"
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"to provide single-sex bathrooms and changing rooms."
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"Baby, open the door. Open the damn door."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What is going on?"
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"You're doing great. You're gonna be fine."
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"Nice job, Newbie, a real nice job."
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"I'm not afraid of death."
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"I mean, if I got a heart, that would be great."
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"Still, if they told me it was never gonna happen,"
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"I got an idea."
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"What do you think death is like?"
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"Everyone's all dressed up, and singing to the rafters,"
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"and you go out with a real flourish."
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"There's a lot of chaos and screaming."
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"you get a sense something could happen"
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"if you took a chance and buried your face in her knockers."
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"Holy cow, I'm so sorry."
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"quite frankly, but if there is a God,"
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"it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful."
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"- It's fun to annoy him. - That's what I do."
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"So they're making that office into the ladies' locker room?"
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"Hey, maybe, whoever's over here might not stay there forever."
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"- That's a long time. - Yeah!"
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"Turk, that's my ride."
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"I'm talking here!"
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"I'm gonna miss my flight. I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry."
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"Turk, wow!"
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"I can't believe this."
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"I've imagined you saying this to me a thousand times."
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"I just never imagined that when you actually asked,"
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"Cool."
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"Yeah, phew."
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