You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Scrubs - My Choosiest Choice of All (S03E03)

Why don't I do a little piece for you I call Your First Year of Marriage?

"Why don't I do a little piece for you I call Your First Year of Marriage?"

Scrubs

In the end, it's about integrity.

"In the end, it's about integrity."

Scrubs

And sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend.

"And sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend."

Scrubs

Be nice.

"Be nice."

Scrubs

Let's see how Elliot likes it when I'm all over my lady.

"Let's see how Elliot likes it when I'm all over my lady."

Scrubs

Giddy up, Dr Dorkian.

"Giddy up, Dr Dorkian."

Scrubs

It's sad.

"It's sad."

Scrubs

I was so mad at Elliot I couldn't sleep last night.

"I was so mad at Elliot I couldn't sleep last night."

Scrubs

Attention, Sacred Heart, gather round. Doctors, nurses, patients.

"Attention, Sacred Heart, gather round. Doctors, nurses, patients."

Scrubs

And the real me wants to do it again, and she wants to do it rough.

"And the real me wants to do it again, and she wants to do it rough."

Scrubs

I say we were married for five years, got divorced,

"I say we were married for five years, got divorced,"

Scrubs

but that's too boring for you, it's too nice.

"but that's too boring for you, it's too nice."

Scrubs

I know you say you love us all equally, but you don't, do you?

"I know you say you love us all equally, but you don't, do you?"

Scrubs

Not really. I'm more into tough guys.

"Not really. I'm more into tough guys."

Scrubs

Like when you realise you just might have a crush after all.

"Like when you realise you just might have a crush after all."

Scrubs

Godspeed, sir.

"Godspeed, sir."

Scrubs

- Pretty much. - Me, too.

"- Pretty much. - Me, too."

Scrubs

Honestly, Jordan, I've never despised anyone more.

"Honestly, Jordan, I've never despised anyone more."

Scrubs

Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm.

"Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm."

Scrubs

whether it's a professional choice...

"whether it's a professional choice..."

Scrubs

No, I was in there with my buddy Danny from the gym.

"No, I was in there with my buddy Danny from the gym."

Scrubs

- Do you have to do that here? - What? I like smoking after sex.

"- Do you have to do that here? - What? I like smoking after sex."

Scrubs

... or whether it's a personal choice.

"... or whether it's a personal choice."

Scrubs

- Have you guys seen Sean? - He's...

"- Have you guys seen Sean? - He's..."

Scrubs

There she was, my lady.

"There she was, my lady."

Scrubs

- Hey, JD. What's up? - What's up?

"- Hey, JD. What's up? - What's up?"

Scrubs

Listen, JD, last night was really important to me.

"Listen, JD, last night was really important to me."

Scrubs

And during. God, you never used to smoke.

"And during. God, you never used to smoke."

Scrubs

Give it to me.

"Give it to me."

Scrubs

I wanna thank for believing in me.

"I wanna thank for believing in me."

Scrubs

I'm onto you, Big Man.

"I'm onto you, Big Man."

Scrubs

That way.

"That way."

Scrubs

Nice work.

"Nice work."

Scrubs

- I need to get a... - Book about supply-closet etiquette?

"- I need to get a... - Book about supply-closet etiquette?"

Scrubs

No, I'm not.

"No, I'm not."

Scrubs

If she comes in, you didn't see me.

"If she comes in, you didn't see me."

Scrubs

- We'll sort this out when I get back. - Sort away, Seany-Sean-Sean.

"- We'll sort this out when I get back. - Sort away, Seany-Sean-Sean."

Scrubs

Cheers.

"Cheers."

Scrubs

I totally understand. Danni and I are getting back together, too.

"I totally understand. Danni and I are getting back together, too."

Scrubs