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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pilot (S01E01)

"You're right."
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"Right here on the side of the road here."
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"You know what?"
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"Um..."
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"Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?"
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"Oh, my God. His head is in his food."
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"What respect is due?"
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"I mean, it's it's not a place for smart people, Jerry."
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"Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad!"
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"First row, take one. Pass it back for me."
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"People getting smarter. Some of y'all getting dumber."
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"Whoa! Hi, Jessica."
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"I don't know if a knife is necessary."
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"We're losing him. Okay, he's back."
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"I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia."
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"Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know,"
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"We're losing him."
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"It's dimension 35c,"
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"Now, if you just stick with me,"
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"I never seen that thing before in my life."
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"We're gonna die!"
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"Oh, Morty, take a deep breath."
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"Shouldn't I be back at school by now?"
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"Yeah, Rick, I get it."
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"That's where my seeds are."
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"Not very charismatic."
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"Everything cool in here, Beth?"
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"Mrs. Smith?"
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"I'm in a lot of pain, Rick."
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"Y-y-you're a monster."
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"It's not gonna work anymore, Morty."
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"W-what are we gonna do?"
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"The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only."
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"That means they're good ones."
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"Okay, next through."
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"Red alert!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"My leg is shot off!"
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"Come on, Morty!"
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"We got to get the hell out of here!"
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"Wow."
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"- What does that mean? - It's personal."
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"I-I-I don't know what you mean by that."
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"The square root of pi, Morty. Go!"
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"100% honesty and open, clear communication."
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"Holy cow, Rick."
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"We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty."
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"www.100timesrickandmorty.com."
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"- You got to come with me. - Rick, what's going on?"
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"Oh, man, Rick."
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"We got to get out of here, Morty!"
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"I told you I was ordering you something for Valentine's day."
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"How are we gonna get back home?"
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"Takes one to know one."
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"We're moving you... to a nursing home."
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"Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour."
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"www.rickandmorty.com."
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"Five plus five."
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"Do you know what I want you to do with them?"
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"See if you can shuffle them."
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"Whoa!"
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"Hey, Tom. We know when we're losing him."
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"All right. All right. Calm down. Listen to me, Morty."
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"You ask a lot of questions, Morty."
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"I wonder if you and Morty's father might be able"
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"Ooh! Ow! Oh!"
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"Run, Morty! Run!"
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"And now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you."
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"Aah!"
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"And there's no evidence that a Latino student did it!"
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"So, I told him, "give me the blimfarx," you know?"
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"I don't even know what the hell it is!"
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"Don't think about it!"
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"We'll park it right here, Morty."
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"Whoooooo!"
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"They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them."
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"I mean, really get in there and knock them around."
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"Jerry?"
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"that's taking him out of school."
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"What? Why didn't you notify us?"
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"That was all a test, Morty."
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"Y-you've got to put these seeds inside your butt."
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"There's ways to get back home, Morty."
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"You got to do it for grandpa, Morty."
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"Oh, nice, Morty!"
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"Arming neutrino bomb."
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"You know what I named these? My little morties."
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"Oh, geez, Frank."
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"Yeah, Rick."
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"What are you doing to me?"
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"Oh, dad."
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"Look, I love you, Morty, but..."
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"I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody."
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"Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive."
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"- No wrong answers. - Wow."
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"You telling me how to bully now? Big mistake, Morty."
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"There she is."
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"I know that new situations can be intimidating."
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"Any idea what that is down there?"
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"Aah!"
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"and the only influence I can see Rick having..."
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"Ohh."
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"Ooh."
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"It was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around."
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"Boom!"
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"- Cover me. - Oh, man."
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"Aw, hell, no, dawg."
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"you're gonna lose most of your motor skills,"
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"Let's forget the girl all together."
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"It's gonna kill us!"
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"Aah!"
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"Ooh!"
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"The student becomes the teacher."
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"She she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways."
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