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Clips from iZombie - Liv and Let Clive (S01E01)

"that's considered a pat-on-the-back,"
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"Her stuff had been moved."
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"I could never work out the kinks in my shoulders,"
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"so, maybe I was using it wrong."
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"Whoa, dude's got no fingers!"
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"Okay."
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"LIV: What a pleasant surprise it might've been"
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"tasted like the cuisines for which their regions were famous."
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"No such luck."
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"Dr. C, I hear you got a John Doe for me."
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"Oh, he's right over here, Detective."
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"Yeah, I'll never how you can eat down here."
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"(SIGHS) Poor Sammy."
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"So, you two have already met."
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"How do you know him?"
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"Long story."
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"Might I suggest a disappointed former piano teacher?"
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"- I'd like to help if... - Stay out of it."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"I told you, Sammy! Stay out of it or you're up next!"
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"Nothing. Not a thing."
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"You're telling me back when Clive worked Vice,"
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"he had a mustache?"
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"Facial hair isn't exactly the headline here, Ravi."
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"I saw Clive giving a Rodney King-quality"
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"beat-down to some guy named Ray, accusing him of snitching."
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"- Snitching about what? - No idea."
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"But he threatened our fingerless friend, too."
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"Sammy was there. I saw him."
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"No wonder Clive doesn't want my help on this case. He's a dirty cop."
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"Whoa, Liv, slow down."
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"but let's not jump to conclusions. You know Clive."
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"- You're right. There's probably another explanation. - Yes."
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"wearing his shirt, slobbering all over my cup."
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"Actually, that doesn't seem to beg for another explanation."
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""I'll share the rent with you, Major. I'll share everything.""
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"Slut."
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"Major's spare room is barely cold"
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"and there she was, hovering."
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"Major loves a thumping bass."
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"I'll bet that she was the one with the delicate ears."
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"Liv, listen to yourself."
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"since you ate lunch."
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"Or should I say, "change of head.""
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"had an anxious, fearful thought process,"
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"You're right. Let's not freak out."
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"It's too soon for Corinne to move in with Major."
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"He's too fragile right now."
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"- Hmm. - That's why you should move in with him"
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"Uh, I'm not looking to give up my privacy, which I enjoy."
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"You'd have your own room. And bathroom."
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"Ever since the CDC sacked me"
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"with no notice, week-to-week is how I roll."
iZombie
"concerned with your paranoia with regards to both Major and Clive."
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"strange stuff going on out there."
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"Ah, grazie, Bella."
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"Did my two sides of beef come in?"
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"Oh, morning, boss."
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"I need you two on deliveries today."
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"Do you think you can handle that this time?"
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"Yeah, from now on we're each typing"
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"That mix-up won't happen again."
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"Here's today's list."
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"Any questions?"
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"I think my clients are going to like this latest creation."
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"It tastes like money."
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"Uh-uh!"
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"What are you looking at? Brains are for closers. Go."
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"Go."
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"LIV: Vice. Clive's old stomping ground."
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"Why would anyone ever leave?"
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"Hey, doll."
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"So, Sammy's dead."
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"Hey, Marty, did we have a dead pool going on Sammy Wong?"
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"Not on that one, Devore."
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"Then my reaction would be... Meh."
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"I guess there was a Vice case."
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"Detective Babineaux, he was your partner?"
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"He identified Sammy's body."
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"I appreciate all the hard work"
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"- Not one that's ongoing. - It's ongoing, huh?"
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"You know, like, your experience working with Clive"
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"That no one was surprised when he got suspended."
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"And when he left for Homicide, no one was sorry to see him go."
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"Let's just say the thin blue line can get a lot thinner"
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"Why didn't Clive ever tell us he'd been suspended?"
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"You'd think he'd lead with it."
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"Throwing around his muscle."
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"He could shed some light on Clive's involvement in all this."
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"I met him at a party. It was kind of a while ago"
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"but we, like, hooked up, or whatever."
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"Do I sound so totally slutty right now?"
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"- Dude! - You asked."
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"Whatever. I was cleaning out my bag"
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"and I found this."
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"and remembered Ray gave it to me."
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"So, I thought maybe he worked here."
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"Her life is, um, like the whorey version of that movie Memento."
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"What? If you couldn't look back at the sexts from the night before,"
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"we'd never know where you'd been or who you've done."
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"Here's the deal,"
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"my friend Melanie here has a thing"
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"for men of the, uh, Asian persuasion."
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"In a big way."
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"and get the lunch I thought I was getting."
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"Because this isn't me eating a tostada, is it?"
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"is starting to come into sharper focus."
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"Oh, look. They actually have the whorey version of Memento."
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"I swear, A.J. I didn't say a word!"
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"- Are you sure? Not even one? - No. (WHIMPERING)"
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"Let's see if some wasabi jogs his memory."
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"You're just in time. We found our rat."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- What is it? - We need to go, now."
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"And that you're into Asian dudes."
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"_"
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"I'm A.J., and I'm in to white girls."
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"I didn't catch your name."
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"You sure about that?"
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