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Clips from iZombie - Liv and Let Clive (S01E01)

"So, how did you say you and my buddy Ray know each other?"
iZombie
"What do you want to see him about?"
iZombie
"I'd just give her Ray's number and, uh, say a little prayer for your buddy."
iZombie
"Well, it seems weird to me that a girl like you"
iZombie
"and not his cell phone number?"
iZombie
"This was a bad idea."
iZombie
"Well, no. We're here now, I'm sure A.J. here can"
iZombie
"hook you up with an e-mail address or a..."
iZombie
"It's a cobra."
iZombie
"Very cool."
iZombie
"Much cooler than if you chose, say, a puff adder."
iZombie
"Uh, I think you've embarrassed yourself"
iZombie
"Lovely store, gentlemen."
iZombie
"That's not just a shop renting more Asian porn than I could possibly imagine."
iZombie
"I had a vision when we were in the porn room."
iZombie
"Looks like the Cobras are looking to plug a leak."
iZombie
"Clive showed up in the vision."
iZombie
"It looked like he was A.J.'s best bud."
iZombie
"A good cop investigating Sammy's murder would logically come here."
iZombie
"So would a dirty cop reporting to his partners."
iZombie
"Clive is helping them ferret out a snitch."
iZombie
"Let's wait and see where he goes next."
iZombie
"Or not."
iZombie
"I imagine she owns enough sports bras to warrant their own drawer."
iZombie
"Evan, come over here now."
iZombie
"Does that guy look suspicious to you?"
iZombie
"- waiting for his dog to pee. - I know, right?"
iZombie
"Have you by any chance been taking advantage of our"
iZombie
"state's liberal marijuana laws?"
iZombie
"Stay out of Peyton's room and off drugs. I'm going to take a shower."
iZombie
"(SIGHS)"
iZombie
"By the time we finish the rest of these deliveries the gym's going to be closed."
iZombie
"I feed off the on-lookers, you know?"
iZombie
"I miss my old life. I'm wasting my potential."
iZombie
"Why did Blaine have to go and scratch us? I didn't ask for this."
iZombie
"and charge them out their ass for brains,"
iZombie
"because he's the only game in town."
iZombie
"He's making money hand over fist with this awesome business model,"
iZombie
"and we're out here working like a couple of frickin' pizza delivery boys."
iZombie
"- He's not gonna like it. - No one likes losing."
iZombie
"But someone's got to be losing if someone else is winning."
iZombie
"That's just fricking science."
iZombie
"- What do I always say? - "You can't flex fat.""
iZombie
"It is true, Dante."
iZombie
"You got to make things happen for yourself."
iZombie
"And when opportunity knocks, you can keep sitting on your futon"
iZombie
"like a fatty fat-ass,"
iZombie
"I'm answering the door."
iZombie
"How would we even get started?"
iZombie
"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
iZombie
"What's the latest with Mr. My-Dog-Needs-To-Pee"
iZombie
"At-the-Exact-Same Time-Every-Night?"
iZombie
"Evan, this is the detective I work with."
iZombie
"Clive Babineaux."
iZombie
"Yeah, he said already. That's why I let him in."
iZombie
"Why the hell were you talking to my old partner?"
iZombie
"You were. I thought you could use someone to watch your back."
iZombie
"Have you been having one of your little hoodoo film festivals up in there?"
iZombie
"No. I haven't had a single vision."
iZombie
"So you know, Sammy Wong was in Federal Witness Protection."
iZombie
"He was?"
iZombie
"I guess the Feds didn't do such a good job on the protection part."
iZombie
"No, he was fine for six months in Albuquerque,"
iZombie
"but his dumb ass had to sneak back here"
iZombie
"and visit his dying mom."
iZombie
"Look, there are higher forces at work here, Liv."
iZombie
"Hey. Ravi, right?"
iZombie
"We, uh, kind of met last week."
iZombie
"Of course. Uh, Liv's ex-fiance."
iZombie
"- Sorry. - It's fine."
iZombie
"Yeah."
iZombie
"Are you sure? It seems like you're a little off about it."
iZombie
"I'm pretty sure I'm okay with it."
iZombie
"Would you like to wait for her?"
iZombie
"Um, is now not a good time?"
iZombie
"Do you need to finish up or something?"
iZombie
"No. I thought I was here to talk to you."
iZombie
"- Me? - Yep."
iZombie
"Uh, about the room that I'm renting out?"
iZombie
"Of course."
iZombie
"Liv had said that you were looking for a place"
iZombie
"I suppose I'm not "not" looking for a place."
iZombie
"Oh! I just had some noise issues myself, I get it. Believe me."
iZombie
"if you can't use it without neighbors banging on your walls?"
iZombie
"I'm assuming at this price, the tip is included."
iZombie
"It's kind of insult to injury, huh?"
iZombie
"He turns you into a zombie and then charges you"
iZombie
"Are you trying to be funny?"
iZombie
"(CHUCKLES) No."
iZombie
"- Because he can. - Because he..."
iZombie
"Very good. We got a smart lady on our hands here, Dante."
iZombie
"You see, Blaine has what's called a monopoly."
iZombie
"because he has no competition."
iZombie
"It's not like you're gonna go off on your own."
iZombie
"Start digging up graves or something."
iZombie
"Yeah, I'm not much of a digger."
iZombie
"Of course you're not. You're a classy lady."
iZombie
"- You have options. - Do I?"
iZombie
"What if I told you there was an alternative to Blaine's service?"
iZombie
"I have to tell you, I admire your chutzpah."
iZombie
"But we're living proof that it doesn't take body fat to have a phat idea."
iZombie
"1.4."
iZombie
"I thought I was so badass with my Exalted Orbit Stones."
iZombie
"- Hey. - This is the most unbelievable kismet."
iZombie
"- It's crazy kismet. - Major is a Level 66"
iZombie
"Oh, you're going to lose your mind when you see it on a 4K Ultra HDTV."
iZombie
"- Dude. - It's basically like having a Holodeck."
iZombie
"Bedroom. Unless you're okay with blackout curtains in your living area."
iZombie
"I am not a fan of gaming with glare."
iZombie
"Totally fine with blackout curtains."
iZombie
"You two are moving in together?"
iZombie
"He had me at 4K Ultra HDTV."
iZombie
"Lager. Wings."
iZombie
"Bow down to... Washington?"
iZombie
"All right, I'm gonna get going. Um, give me a buzz later,"
iZombie
"- we'll go over the logistics. - Will do."
iZombie
"Cool. See ya."
iZombie
"Clive showed up at my place."
iZombie
"He found out that I talked to his old partner."
iZombie
"He told me if I didn't stay out of the case,"
iZombie
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