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Clips from iZombie - Liv and Let Clive (S01E01)

"Level 70 Demon Hunter. Right there."
iZombie
"So, this Holodeck, are you thinking"
iZombie
"or more of like a "communal living room" Holodeck?"
iZombie
"So, wait, this is a thing?"
iZombie
"That must have been before Sammy turned state's witness."
iZombie
"And then later, when Sammy was dumb enough to leave Albuquerque"
iZombie
"for a visit, who better than a dirty cop like Clive"
iZombie
"to give A.J. the heads-up or maybe even to kill Sammy?"
iZombie
"That's why I brought this tracking device."
iZombie
"we need to think this through."
iZombie
"Even though I'm not sure I want to know where it might lead."
iZombie
"You are not crazy. You are not delusional."
iZombie
"- WOMAN #1: Are you all right? - MAN: Wow, she got hit hard."
iZombie
"I know kung fu."
iZombie
"My real partner when I went deep undercover"
iZombie
"trying to take down the Blue Cobras."
iZombie
"I thought that you might have been working for the Blue Cobras."
iZombie
"Okay, I'll see you there."
iZombie
"The Cobras like to use a private airstrip outside Snohomish to avoid Customs."
iZombie
"Gnocchi stuffed with medulla oblongata in a fra diavolo sauce."
iZombie
"Ah, they're back!"
iZombie
"Look, guys, I know you think carbs are the enemy,"
iZombie
"I know, but you need to try this."
iZombie
"- Most small businesses fail. - Yeah."
iZombie
"Remember, Julien, I took you out of this freezer,"
iZombie
"and I can put you back in."
iZombie
"- Babineaux. - LIV: You're there."
iZombie
"I think I owe you more than a bowl of soup."
iZombie
"Three times I told you to stay out of it, Liv."
iZombie
"at some of that dark crap in my past."
iZombie
"Listen, Clive, I just want to say how much I..."
iZombie
"Listen, I can't talk about it right now, all right?"
iZombie
"Okay, well, give him my love."
iZombie
"Hello?"
iZombie
"This just in from Snohomish,"
iZombie
"on the hood of a police cruiser. Here's another shocker."
iZombie
"I learned that from your boy Sammy."
iZombie
"(LIV PANTING)"
iZombie
"- (GRUNTING) - Oh, my God."
iZombie
"(SIGHS) That you'd even think I'd be on the same side as that twisted wannabe ninja..."
iZombie
"I lost a year of my life going undercover."
iZombie
"and you even show up jaywalking, I'll come to you first."
iZombie
"I'd appreciate that."
iZombie
"That dude was right. She's a freak."
iZombie
"If you see anyone suspicious who weighs more than 50 pounds, you call me."
iZombie
"who seems willing to give me another shot at this friends thing."
iZombie
"- Say nothing. - About what?"
iZombie
"Really? He's usually a very by-the-book kind of guy."
iZombie
"Hey, Jackie, it's me."
iZombie
"(PHONE BEEPS)"
iZombie
"(CELL PHONE DINGS)"
iZombie
"_"
iZombie
"(WHIRRING)"
iZombie
"and have visions which I use to help solve their murders."
iZombie
"I'm a crime-fighting zombie."
iZombie
"a halfway house for teen runaways."
iZombie
"Jerome's roommate, Eddie Cisco, disappeared four days ago."
iZombie
"All right. I'm gonna walk this over to Missing Persons right now."
iZombie
"Have you seen my friend?"
iZombie
"Brother, I just saw him."
iZombie
"What the hell?"
iZombie
"I've got the brains you need to keep all your pistons firing."
iZombie
"Time to look alive, baby."
iZombie
"So, last night,"
iZombie
"is that a service you provide all your clients?"
iZombie
"I think I'm paying you 25 grand a month to keep me in brains."
iZombie
"So, answering your booty call should get me a rebate."
iZombie
"Oh, Jackie. I made you a zombie."
iZombie
"But I would never make you a whore."
iZombie
"not just someone who gets you through the night."
iZombie
"And love in the time of zombie-ism, well, that's even harder."
iZombie
"Is this a bad time?"
iZombie
"I just got out of the shower. You know, getting ready for the day."
iZombie
"And apologize for all the weirdness lately."
iZombie
"And, fancy coffee?"
iZombie
"I usually wait a couple of hours till I drink my second giant cup."
iZombie
"I take it Jesse didn't work out."
iZombie
"I can't live with someone who starts every sentence with,"
iZombie
""Hey, yo, trip," and always thinks I'm frontin'."
iZombie
"Sheesh!"
iZombie
"Jesse really insists on a lot of bass."
iZombie
"I'm so sorry, Major."
iZombie
"The only reason you even need a roommate"
iZombie
"is because I was supposed to be paying half the rent by now."
iZombie
"Liv, it's fine."
iZombie
"And, uh... Thank you very much for the coffee."
iZombie
"until he finds..."
iZombie
"Hey."
iZombie
"You're up."
iZombie
"(NERVOUSLY) You should meet Liv."
iZombie
"Oh, right. Hi."
iZombie
"Hey, hi. So nice to meet you."
iZombie
"Nice, good school."
iZombie
"In the sense that it could have been much worse."
iZombie
"Right. I might have cried, for instance. Or thrown up."
iZombie
"Or grabbed that mug,"
iZombie
"when Major and I were together"
iZombie
"and shattered it in a million pieces like my heart."
iZombie
"Exactly, but,"
iZombie
"If Major and I are to be friends,"
iZombie
"I have to be able to handle these things, be mature. And I was."
iZombie
"Well, I'm glad you survived."
iZombie
"The lack of bleeding indicates they were removed post-mortem?"
iZombie
"Hmm. As were the molars."
iZombie
"Suggesting both were done to make the body more difficult to ID."
iZombie
"Typically with Asian gangland murders."
iZombie
"Which would also be consistent with his gang tat."
iZombie
"He's been a member of the Blue Cobras for five to seven years,"
iZombie
""Cause of death, hemorrhagic shock"
iZombie
""due to excessive internal bleeding, as a result of multiple contusions"
iZombie
""and severe deep-muscle trauma.""
iZombie
"It's a "Boot Party," I believe they call it."
iZombie
"LIV: Hiding your true self from the entire world gets old fast."
iZombie
"someone who's seen mine and seems to be okay with the secret me,"
iZombie
"and the dietary demands life as a zombie requires."
iZombie
"(WHIRRING)"
iZombie
"Holy crap."
iZombie
"- No, she's not. - This is rad."
iZombie
"Mom's in one of her moods?"
iZombie
"You mean the 16-year mood where she rides my ass nonstop?"
iZombie
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