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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - HTTPete (S16E16)

"Hang on a sec."
Family Guy(1999)
"- Thank you. - How about some fruit in the beer?"
Family Guy(1999)
"No, guys, we need social media-specific plans"
Family Guy(1999)
"You remember "Charlie Bit My Finger"?"
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"Do that."
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"You know what? I give up. We've given this..."
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"what, almost a minute?"
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"Peter, that's the problem with kids today..."
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"Wait. That's it!"
Family Guy(1999)
"We'll do a show for people with no attention span."
Family Guy(1999)
"We'll call it The Six Second Talk Show."
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"Well, I guess that could work. But it's just so sad"
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"that young people can't pay attention"
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"Oh, oh, my God."
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"JOE and PETER and CLEVELAND: Whoa!"
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"What the hell, you guys? I was talking."
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"You know, there's more to life than just what's on your phone."
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"Wrong, idiot."
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"Anyone know how to turn these things off?"
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"All right, Six Second Talk Show"
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"in three, two..."
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"I'm Peter Griffin, and this is the Six Second Talk Show."
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"My guest tonight is Joe Biden."
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"And that's all the time we have. Thanks for watching. Good night."
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"- How was that? - Eh, it kind of dragged."
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"Well, Congress is at it again."
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"It's The Six Second Talk Show,"
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"and now, your host, here..."
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"Welcome to The Six Second Talk Show."
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"I'm Peter Griffin, and now our musical guest, Barenaked Ladies."
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"- ♪ It's been... ♪ - I'd like to thank our musical guest,"
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"Barenaked Ladies. Good night."
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"Peter, I can't believe your talk show"
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"is such a huge hit for the brewery."
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"And thanks to that, I'm now a huge social media star."
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"Oh, my God, what the hell is that?"
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"Hello, Griffin family."
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"I'm coming to you live, via living room hologram."
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"I'm Parker Stanton, CEO of Boop,"
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"- Do you know Mr. Skin? - Do you know Mr. Skin?"
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"- We'll talk later. - We'll talk later."
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"Look, Peter, the reason I'm here"
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"is because of your Six Second Talk Show."
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"Now, I haven't had the time to watch it,"
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"but I hear it's the buzz of Silicon Valley."
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"I want you and your family to visit us here as my guests,"
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"Oh, I-I got lots of ideas."
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"I've been working on something called "Look At It, Kick It.""
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"Look at it..."
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"Excuse me, can I help you?"
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"Pure genius."
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"See you in Silicon Valley."
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"Oh, this is exciting."
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"A family trip."
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"Oh, except that trip to Europe where we spent most of our time"
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"trying to refold our map."
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"so let's fold the map and go."
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"Okay, couple more folds..."
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"Nope, okay, wrong end."
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"Nope, nope, that's wrong..."
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"Find the corners."
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"It's not a puzzle, Chris."
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"I'd be able to find the creases"
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"if somebody had folded it correctly last time."
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"Nope, you didn't, and then, you jammed it into a backpack"
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"Don't blame me, you ripped it up"
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"when you were tearing through the backpack for your snacks."
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"Okay, this is why I wanted to bring a globe, all right?"
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"You don't have to fold a globe."
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"Who the hell would bring a globe on vacation?"
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"See, Bon? We're eating food,"
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"and they're tearing each other apart."
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"Where to next, mon chéri?"
Family Guy(1999)
"As our name suggests, our mainframe connects to"
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"and powers virtually every server on the globe."
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"Without Boop, there is no Internet."
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"for the Samsung Galaxy Note meeting after lunch?"
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"Yep. Are-are the test results in?"
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"Yeah, but..."
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"Let's save it for the meeting."
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"Gender-fluid?"
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"Yes, there will be a lot of that."
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"Hmm, must be one of them high-tech Japanese toilets."
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"Our mainframe is having a meltdown!"
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"How could you do that?"
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"I had to admire his courage for leaving his penis out"
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"the entire time I was yelling at him."
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"As a man who struggles with body dysmorphia,"
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"by that kind of self-confidence."
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"As I stood there, being berated by this man,"
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"I couldn't help but notice his searching gaze."
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"And later still, recreate it in a small bed and breakfast"
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"at the bottom of the Spanish Steps."
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"Or, as they say in Italian, molto homo."
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"but crashing the Internet has to be the dumbest yet."
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"Look at the chaos you've caused."
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"I have no idea how to drive without texting."
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"Why can't I post this video?"
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"- Hello. - What did you say?"
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"Well, I hate all your posts!"
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"Hello."
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"Peter, Lois is right."
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"This mess is all your fault."
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"Settle down, Brian."
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"I'm sure life will be just fine without the Internet."
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"Maybe we can even go see that Amish comedian."
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"Sir, where are you from?"
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"Chicago."
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"I have never been to Chicago."
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"How about you, sir?"
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"I have never been to Boston."
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"Anyone here from the back fields of Pennsylvania, Ohio"
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"or upstate New York?"
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"No!"
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"Then I have been Jebediah, son of Abner."
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"How are we gonna get back to the airport?"
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"There's no Internet, which means there's no GPS,"
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"which means we can't use Uber."
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"Let's get a cab."
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"There's a taxi stand."
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