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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - HTTPete (S16E16)

"Dead."
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"Dead..."
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"Dead."
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"To the airport."
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"Now, because you can't stare at your phone anymore,"
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"Tonight, get ready to lose all respect for Al Pacino"
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"This."
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"This is why Uber."
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"No Netflix, no Hulu, no Amazon..."
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"I'm so bored."
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"Come on, Meg, you're overreacting."
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"We still got network TV."
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"We now return to Kevin Can Wait on CBS."
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"Okay, everybody, don't panic."
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"We'll just do what people did before the Internet."
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"We can play charades."
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"Oh, you mean like your marriage?"
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"Dad, you got to do something."
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"Nobody can live without the Internet."
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"Ah, you're right. This sucks."
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"with Oscar Pistorius."
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"Somebody's in here."
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"Somebody's in here!"
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"I'm the one who screwed this up."
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"I'll be the one to fix it."
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"I'll be the Internet."
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"We can do all the things we loved about the Internet."
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"We just got to do it without technology."
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"From now on, if you want to tweet something,"
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"you do it the old-fashioned way:"
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"No. Why? Is he funny?"
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"It's awesome."
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"Great news, Chris. I figured out"
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"how to recreate the best part of the Internet."
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"I've got pictures of five celebrities"
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"who you'd never believe used to be fat."
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"But first you have to watch this unwelcome pop-up ad."
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"I don't want probiotics."
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"Then press the "skip ad" button."
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"Why should I do all this work?"
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"They're really good pictures, Chris."
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"Number three will shock you."
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"Okay, I'll press it."
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"Oh, no! You pressed in the wrong place,"
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"and now you're being sent to the ad's website,"
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"which also has additional pop-ups."
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"This is a nightmare!"
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"Just tell me one of 'em."
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"Kenan Thompson."
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"That's not a surprise!"
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"Okay, sounds good."
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"- So, how's everything at... - Take a right! Right now!"
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"Geez, okay, calm down."
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"Left! Take a left immediately!"
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"Would you like to upgrade"
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"to an ad-free experience for $4.99?"
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"- No. - Try new Domino's Pizza."
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"Hey, Peter, who are these guys?"
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"Oh, this is just my looping GIF"
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"of black teens reacting to a very mild burn."
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"Huh. Sounds kind of pointless."
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"Oh, you mean like your feet?"
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"All right, trying to be the Internet is impossible."
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"I wish I never peed on that server."
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"You know, when my phone gets wet,"
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"I just put it in a bag of rice."
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"Shut up, Meg. That's dumb."
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"I've done that before. It works."
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"Chris, that's brilliant."
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"We just need a big bag and a lot of rice."
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"You sure that's gonna work?"
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"Eh, worth a shot."
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"We'll just have to roll up our sleeves"
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"and do the best we can,"
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"like the men who built New York City."
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"But just remember: we're doing this"
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"by panhandlers and amateur break-dancers."
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"What about public masturbators?"
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"Now, let's go die underground!"
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"I think we fixed the Internet."
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"Something's coming through."
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"It looks like an ad."
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""Smithwick's Artisinal Pretzels.""
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"Well, I'm glad you got the Internet..."
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"H-Hold on."
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"I'm sorry, what-what were you saying?"
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"Yeah, sounds good."
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"And send."
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"they're unaware that they're all about to go up in smoke,"
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"just like the Fox Tuesday night lineup."
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"chop my body up and serve me as street tacos."
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"And now a reading from the book of JustJared."
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"- Ah! - Ah!"
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"Welcome to Boop."
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"♪ And make the sparks go higher. ♪"
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"at a small cafe in Rome and reminisce about this moment."
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"Peter, you've done some stupid things,"
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"Hello."
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"Hey, do you follow Peter Griffin on Twitter?"
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"is grueling, thankless, life-threatening work."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Take that, Delta Air Lines."
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"Chris, I told you that in confidence."
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"Listen, I've got this idea for a business, and..."
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"This is the most irresponsible thing that I've ever..."
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"staple it to a bird, and throw it out the door."
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"I'm having so much fun."
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"Hang on, let me flush."
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"in front of the television.""
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"No, Peter, that's not what I meant."
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"A-Artisanal..."
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"and business at the brewery must go on."
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"to reach a younger audience."
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