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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - HTTPete (S16E16)

"Uh, Brah is gone."
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"Now, if we want to get some social media attention,"
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"we got to start with a group selfie."
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"Um, excuse me. Didn't Ellen do this, like, three years ago?"
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"Hey, does Taye Diggs follow you on Twitter?"
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"No, but Kraft Singles does."
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"That's what I thought."
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"And... posted."
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"Do you know what I just did? I just made you all viral."
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"Also, my band is playing tonight at an inconvenient time."
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"It's six un-showered guys and a pale woman with a ukulele"
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"shouting "Hey!" in unison."
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"Because that's what music is now."
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"What is this? They just keep saying "hey.""
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"I know. It's my favorite song."
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"Oh, 'cause "hay" is for horses."
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"Hey, guys. You want to have a smoke break?"
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"What? We can't smoke inside."
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"It's not smoking, Peter. It's vaping."
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"Everyone's doing it... Even Darth Vaper."
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"I find your lack of vape disturbing."
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"Come on, Peter, give it a shot."
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"What happened? All of a sudden"
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"I feel like I know better than everyone else!"
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"That's because anytime someone walks through a cloud"
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"of vape smoke, a millennial is born."
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"I think I feel it!"
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"Broad City is so funny."
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"No, Broad City is genius."
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"No, no. Broad City is everything!"
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"There it is. Grossly exaggerating"
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"the quality of a just-okay TV show."
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"Peter, you're officially a millennial."
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"Hey, you want a ride in the Millennial Falcon?"
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"Ah, look at that... We found another one!"
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"Peter, a rite of passage for any millennial"
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"is attending Coachella."
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"It's a great place to see bands"
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"that are either really new or really old."
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"- Which one should we see? - Well, on the main stage,"
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"it's Tame Impala that formed in an UberPOOL on the way here."
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"And on the side stage, it's "Neil Young asleep""
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"I always get him confused with Bloom County's Bill the Cat."
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"Peter, you're doing great as a millennial."
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"Next thing is you got to learn how to be on Fleek."
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""On fleek"? People still say "on fleek"?"
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"I want you on Fleek."
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"This is Fleek."
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"Oh, can I ride him?!"
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"Sure, Peter. Get on Fleek."
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"Yay!"
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"Our country's involved in six different wars,"
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"Remember, Peter, never walk anywhere"
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"when you can ride something weird instead."
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"while shooting a Snapchat while Periscoping that Snapchat"
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"while Instagramming latte art while Shazaming The Weekend"
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"while streaming Master of None while retweeting George Takei"
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"while saying, "This wins the Internet!""
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"while still being ♪soooo bored."
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"Hammer?"
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"Hammer? Come on, man, don't make me look up from my phone."
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"Oh, you're texting me."
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"Oh, no! Hammer!"
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"You! Call 911!"
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"You! Give me your shirt to make a tourniquet!"
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"You! Snap a pic. Clarendon filter. Clarendon!"
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"Hammer, stay with me, buddy."
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"Peter, if I die,"
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"So selfless."
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"No! I won't let you be made into tacos!"
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"Peter... it's-it's too late."
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"I want you to have it."
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"It's artisanal."
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"Artisanal what? Is it pretzels?"
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"Is it artisanal pretzels?!"
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"Has that been done?"
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"Does anyone know if artisanal pretzels is a thing?"
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"It seems so obvious, yet I don't think I've ever seen them."
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"One... ugh, whatever..."
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"Two... ugh, whatever..."
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"Three... ugh, I'm gonna let my parents take care of this."
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"Yeah, it seems in poor taste that they hired Keyboard Cat."
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"Assembled congregants,"
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"no worries to you."
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"Let us tweet."
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"Peter, why is he naked in there?"
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"It's an environmental statement."
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"Lois, please stop looking at my dead friend's dong."
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"Listen, I made breakfast and drove,"
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"so if there's a dead dong, I'm gonna look at it!"
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"slash-Genius Bar employee-"
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"slash-person with a yellow highlighter"
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"at the Best Buy exit."
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""Death be the ultimate fail.""
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"Peter, I hate to do this here,"
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"but you were good friends with Hammer,"
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"That's why, as of today,"
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"I'm making you head of social media."
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"I was even one of the 300."
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"Hey, does 299 work?"
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"'Cause I got to go diarrhea off the cliff."
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"We now return to Marvel's The Offenders."
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"Good morning, you see."
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"I gathered you all together... Kevin Spacey,"
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"Woody Allen, Steven Seagal,"
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"Brett Ratner,"
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"and you, lesser-known offender James Toback."
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"Don't forget me!"
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"Harvey shower!"
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"I-I... I-Is Matt Damon coming?"
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"No, but he knows about all of us."
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"He's very aware of what's going on here, you see."
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"All right, guys, I got to come up with some social media ideas"
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"for the brewery. What do ya got?"
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"You remember Leeroy Jenkins?"
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"- Yeah. - Right."
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"- What do you mean, "right"? - You know, Leeroy Jenkins."
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"- What about him? - Do that."
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"Joe, you can't... That already happened."
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"Do it again. This time with beer."
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