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Clips from South Park - Trapper Keeper (S04E04)

"He did it!"
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"to hold another meeting regarding form 22-F."
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"I believe the African-American students in your class were misrepresented!"
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"We don't have any African-Americans in our class!"
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"is hand count each person's ballot with..."
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"Mr. Garrison, I concede."
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"You... You what?"
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"I pooped my pants!"
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"- Finger-paints! - Hooray! Finger-paints!"
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"That's a bitch."
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"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cartman!"
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"Kyle..."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Dude, what's your little brother doing here?"
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"But isn't he only three years old?"
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"I pooped my pants!"
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"It has five different compartments for each subject in school."
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"And it's all covered with pictures from Dawson's Creek."
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"Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura 2000."
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"Yeah, well, it's got 10 different compartments"
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"for every subject in school, an electronic pencil sharpener,"
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"four plastic bags with electronic zippers,"
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"a copy machine, fax,"
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"a better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's,"
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"God damn it, Cartman!"
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"You only got that because you knew my mom wouldn't buy it for me!"
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"Oh, but you have a Trapper Keeper."
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"Oh, you got the little "Krapper Keeper," didn't you?"
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"I pooped my pants!"
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"He's smarter than you, fat boy!"
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"I don't even know how you made it in the fourth grade..."
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"I need to drown out my annoying friend."
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"Please initiate music, country, high volume."
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"Nobody gives a crap about your Trapper Keeper, Cartman!"
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"Ms. Crabtree! There's another creepy homeless guy on the bus!"
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"But they smell like pee!"
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"I am not a homeless person. I am a new fourth grade student."
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"- You are? - Yes, my name is Bill. Bill Cosby."
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"I was held back 10 human grades. I mean, grades."
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"have a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Futura S 2000?"
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"Yeah! You already know about it?"
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"Yes. Yes, I do."
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"I'm gonna shove that thing up your ass!"
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"No, I don't! I don't care!"
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"just because you're only three and we're five?"
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"Okay, children, let's take our seats."
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"But I'm all better now,"
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"Well, let's start with roll call. Let's see,"
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"- All right, Ike Broflovski? - Cookie Monster."
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"Broflovski! I had your older brother, Kyle, in my third grade class."
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"Well, that's bad news for everybody else,"
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"because I will be grading you all on a curve."
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"is that it can add any peripheral device to itself automatically."
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"I can take something as simple as this calculator, and..."
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"- Trapper Keeper? - Trapper Keeper active."
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"And now, it can use the Wellington Bear calculator, too."
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"No, I'm afraid not, Bill Cosby, because it is coded to the prints on my fingers."
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"big metal spikes come out and pierce through the hands."
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"Well? Go on, Kyle. If it doesn't have metal spikes, then hold it."
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"- Hold it. - I'm gonna!"
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"- Hold it. - I will!"
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"I nominate Filmore,"
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"because he's the smartest kid in the class!"
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"And who else?"
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"- Yes, Jenny? - I gotta go doodie."
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"Oh, come on! You can't have an election with just one person running!"
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"What's the fun in that? Ike, how about you? You're a genius!"
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"the genius."
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"Okay, children, now we'll hear briefly from each nominee."
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"If I am elected class president, I will call for bigger chairs."
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"And on Fridays I will add two minutes to nap time. Thank you."
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"Cookie Monster eyes!"
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"Hello, Eric. Can I be your human friend? I mean, friend?"
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"I kind of got screwed on that once."
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"Please, we can have fun and play games like human four square."
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"I mean, four square."
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"It doesn't work that way. If you want my friendship,"
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"you have to pay me."
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"Oh, I see. All right, I'll pay 100 Gelgastones."
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"I mean human dollars. I mean dollars."
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"- Can we play some human tetherball? - All right."
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"Damn, I thought fourth grade was gonna be different."
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"You've got the winning vote, Flora. Who did you pick?"
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"I vote for... I don't know!"
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"We're gonna be here all night!"
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"- Why don't you guys just concede? - Yeah!"
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"- Why don't you just concede? - Yeah!"
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"Turn left here! We're getting close! Get your gun ready!"
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"Eric, I'm not gonna shoot anybody for taking your school folder!"
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"It was a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Futura S 2000,"
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"and if... There he is!"
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"Try to take my Trapper Keeper, will you?"
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"Please, you do not understand."
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"Book him, Barbrady. Another job well done."
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"That Trapper Keeper has to be destroyed!"
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"Bill Cosby?"
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"No! Listen to me! I am not really Bill Cosby."
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"I am a cyborg engineered by humans from the year 2034."
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"Well, I knew you weren't Bill Cosby!"
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"I have come to destroy that Trapper Keeper,"
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"It became stronger and stronger"
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"and there was nothing the humans could do."
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"including humans. The nations tried everything to stop it,"
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"nuclear devices, seismic missiles, but nothing worked."
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"The humans built robots of their own, whole armies of them."
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"But nothing was strong enough to stop Trapper Keeper."
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"And so finally, the humans decided to send one of their robots into the past"
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"to destroy the Trapper Keeper before it even got started."
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"Man, I guess sometimes we let our technology and stuff grow too fast."
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"And so, Eric, now you see why we must destroy your Trapper Keeper."
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"Cartman! It takes over the world and destroys all of humanity!"
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"What would you guys have me do, huh?"
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"- Is that what you want? - Yes!"
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"God damn it! Here, take it!"
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"Okay, so then the total is six votes for Filmore and now seven votes for Ike."
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"Ike is the new class president."
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"Recount! Recount! Recount!"
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"Okay, we had one vote for Filmore..."
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"And this time I again get 6 votes for Filmore and 7 votes for Ike!"
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