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Clips from South Park - Trapper Keeper (S04E04)

"- Count them again! - Yeah!"
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"Wait! There's still the absent kid."
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"Yeah, Carlos was absent. We have to wait for his vote."
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"Absent kids count! Absent kids count!"
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"Jesus, all right, we'll wait for tomorrow so the absent kid can cast his vote!"
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"Now go home!"
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"- Good morning, humans! - Hey, Bill Cosby."
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"I have successfully destroyed Eric Cartman's Trapper Keeper."
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"So what are you gonna do with your crappy robot life now, Bill Cosby?"
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"I am still here. But I shouldn't be here."
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"If Trapper Keeper has been stopped, then I should not exist."
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"Last night I went home and told my mom that I had lost the last one."
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"Then I cried and I cried, and finally she felt so bad"
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"that she took me to the store and bought me a new one!"
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"So everything worked out."
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"- Oh, no! - Cartman, you dumb ass!"
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"then maybe it was this Trapper Keeper and not the one before!"
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"We will have to destroy this Trapper Keeper."
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"Don't you get it? You can't have any Trapper Keepers, fat ass!"
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"That's right! Kyle got this guy to say he's a robot from the future"
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"just because he's jealous of my Trapper Keeper."
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"Screw you guys. I'm going home!"
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"- Cartman! - Screw you guys, home."
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"- Well, that does it. - Hey! What are you doing?"
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"I'm afraid I have no other choice. For the sake of humanity, I have to kill him."
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"- Oh, okay. - Yeah, that's fine."
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"- No, wait! - What?"
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"Well, yeah, or we could just kill him."
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"- Yeah, that'd be faster. - He's right there."
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"I'm afraid I can't. I think I'm actually starting to feel"
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"we've been waiting for the absent kid's ballot to come in."
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"Thank you very much, Billy. Don't forget to pick up your lung."
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"All right, the absent kid's ballot is for..."
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"- Wait one minute! - Oh, Jesus tap dancing Christ."
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"Some kids didn't understand who they were voting for!"
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"Well, just you wait,"
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"'cause my famous aunt is on her way right now!"
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"Your aunt Rosie O'Donnell is coming here?"
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"Yeah. She's very active in politics. She's gonna set all this straight."
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"Oh, no."
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"- Oh, cool. - Trapper Keeper merging."
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"Whoa."
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"And so you see, Ms. Cartman,"
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"you cannot buy your son Eric another Trapper Keeper."
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"Not now. Not ever."
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"Right, because it will hybrid with all those other processors"
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"is destroy the Trapper Keeper Eric has now."
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"- Where is he? - In his room."
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"But why don't I show you the rest of the house first?"
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"Here we go again."
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"Well, come on, let's go upstairs and get Cartman's Trapper Keeper ourselves."
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"Kyle is just jealous of you, Trapper Keeper! You kick ass!"
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"Screw you guys, screw you guys screw you guys"
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"Huh?"
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"Trapper Keeper ready for hybrid."
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"Cartman, you might as well open up!"
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"after he finishes having sex with your mom!"
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"He's not gonna open it. Break it down."
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"- One, two, three. Not it! - Not it!"
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"You lose, Kenny."
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!"
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"Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, my God! What is that thing?"
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"Children, there's some huge bulbous monstrosity heading for the classroom!"
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"Hello, kids!"
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"Run for your lives, children! I'll try to fight it off!"
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"Oh! Oh..."
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"Pleasure to meet you, Ms. O'Donnell. You're looking... Well."
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"Don't worry, kids, everything is gonna be fine!"
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"What's the problem?"
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"Aunt Rosie, we think I won class president!"
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"Look, it's very simple. We took a vote, and the vote tied,"
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"Well, it obviously isn't that simple, is it?"
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"I mean, you'd think the little kindergarten teacher"
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"could have handled this, but now we're gonna do it my way."
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"We are Trapper Keeper."
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"Oh, no! It's heading for Cheyenne Mountain!"
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"Why is that bad?"
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"It was when the Trapper Keeper assimilated with the super computer"
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"at Cheyenne Mountain that it was able to fuse into all defensive computers!"
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"Then we have to stop it before it gets there!"
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"Step on it, Bill Cosby!"
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"Hey, Mark, look."
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"Wow. That is about the nicest Trapper Keeper I've ever seen."
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"Cartman! You have to stop!"
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"A part of your friend must still be alive in there."
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"That must be what Trapper Keeper is using for ventilation!"
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"If one of you could get in there, you could reach the CPU!"
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"Damn it."
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"I'm going to try and break you away from the computer, Cartman."
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"Okay, so then what we need to do is count everybody's vote by hand."
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"Oh, stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
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"Look, kids, we're all in this kindergarten class together."
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"We're just making sure"
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"that the kids who voted for my nephew don't get cheated."
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"Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew, so what about them?"
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"You don't give a crap about them, because they're not on your side!"
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"People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time,"
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"but when it comes to Middle America, you think we're all evil"
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"Well, just because you're on TV"
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"doesn't mean you know crap about the government!"
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"Now get your ass back on first class and respect this class's right"
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"to make up their own minds!"
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"How dare you? I will not be preached at by a country bumpkin."
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"I'm leaving this podunk town!"
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"But in my place I'm going to send more lawyers,"
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"statesmen and press than you have ever seen!"
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"Oh, no, children, I think I just made this a whole lot worse."
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"Well, that does it. I'm going to have to report this."
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"It is infusing with everything. It is already too powerful to stop."
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"I can't reach the CPU!"
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"No, I think that other thing is Rosie O'Donnell."
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"I said, get outta my way!"
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"Got them!"
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"Is this the kindergarten classroom?"
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"- Jesse Jackson? - That's right!"
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"Oh! Bye."
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"All right, so apparently what we're going to do now"
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"I don't want to play any more, 'cause this game is stupid."
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"Ike, you could be class president."
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