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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Bites an Onion! (S03E03)

"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"Lost a little weight..."
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"Or... bro."
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"Tasty, right?"
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"I just searched "Cowabunga Lifestyle" on Spotify."
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"Whoo!"
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"Six point oh-two times ten to the 23rd power equals..."
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"One mole?"
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"I'm still tweaking it."
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"I mean, honestly, Claus, at least work out."
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"Mm, I don't know."
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"I took one of these in high school, and it said"
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"I should be a guidance counselor bather."
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"That's perfect for you."
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"Okay... this will tell me my future."
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"Next biker that goes down,"
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"with a steak knife and a bag of ice--"
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"You did tell a lie."
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"Ah! Real girl!"
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"Michael Jackson's Artist of the Millennium award,"
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"You're waist-training."
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"Fine. I made 30 grand."
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"So?"
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"Hall was nothing without Oates."
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"and he's a professional scientist."
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"Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God..."
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"Zach, are you okay?"
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"You're in my philosophy class. You wear clothes for children."
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"Wait. You chose to drop out?"
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"Well, at least it was your decision."
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"I don't let some pyramid tell me what food to eat."
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"And I don't care what Titus says,"
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"And I am too."
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"Bye."
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"In the explosion, he saw the face of a childhood friend"
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"You know,"
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"there are many different kinds of intelligence."
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"say, emotional intelligence."
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"Columbia would like to present you with this honorary degree."
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"So tell the Columbia House tapes department"
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"There she is!"
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"Finish packing yet?"
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"I can't take this kind of stress."
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"We both shot people in the face,"
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"Lillian,"
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"Have a nice life."
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"with a hit song on the tubes."
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"This is it!"
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"It's time to double-Dutch back in."
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"Maybe I'll just happen by that construction site"
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"You've got money now. Flaunt a little."
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"Cooking sherry?"
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"Mm!"
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"or the Mutt-sachusetts Insti-cute of Technolo-dog."
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"I can't control anything in this life."
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"-Ow! -See?"
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"Random. Terrible."
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"That test told me I should be a crossing guard."
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"and, oh, the whistle blowing!"
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"Titus?"
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"I was just walking my definitely not-rented peacock,"
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"Like a chandelier in Beauty and the Beast."
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"which is why I have no clue"
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"why the movie Twins is funny."
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"He is an international basketball man."
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"Mr. Met meet and greet. DJ Fingablast is spinning."
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"Well, good for you."
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"So I guess we'll see you there."
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"- Hello, Officer. I'm-- - Hold on."
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"Four likes!"
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"-What do you want? -I want to be a crossing guard."
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"Oh!"
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""Touch the picture of a car.""
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""Touch the arrow pointing left.""
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"A, moving cars, B, parked cars,"
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"B, disappoint my parents,"
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"D, help people be safe.""
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"One hundred percent! Out of what?"
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"Wow."
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"Us two?"
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"It is on."
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"Men always want what they can't have."
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"Just act like you don't want the gig."
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"He's got a ton of heat on him."
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"Titus, listen."
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"Finga, could you give us a moment?"
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"No, I'm seriously not playing this boat."
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"My grand re-debut to Mikey was like"
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"Simone Biles trying to ride a roller coaster"
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"This stage is your chance."
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"Up here, you'll be something that Andrew could never be:"
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"Just drink your go-go juice."
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"It's-- You're up first."
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"It's been an honor."
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"She saved... everybody."
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"We can't have you around schools or ducklings."
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"Coming to the stage, a band so new, they're not even"
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"on Wiki-wiki-pedia!"
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"I'm extremely nerd with it."
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"Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut."
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"Water doesn't melt buildings!"
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"Despite appearances,"
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"Wow, Titus, I--"
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"I don't know what to say!"
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"It may not be today or tomorrow"
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"When's Keith Hernandez gonna do stand-up?"
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"Yeah!"
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"It's time to go, girl!"
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"When I was a kid, there was a story on the news"
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"about a new kind of onion that was so sweet,"
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"and bought a bag of Vidalia onions."
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"We sat in the parking lot, and, on three,"
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"we each took a huge bite."
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"Hey. Hey, come on, Red."
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"and I can't even fudging do that."
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"No, no."
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"It's okay. I look hotter wet."
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"Girl, that was scary."
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"Look what I did for you today."
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"What? She's not in there!"
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