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Clips from Family Guy - Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q (S10E10)

"But ifl were you, l'd set up an intervention."
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"- What's that? - lt's like a surprise birthday party,"
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"but instead of cake and presents, there's angry letters"
Family Guy
"Oh, that sounds great!"
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"I bet I would really shine at one of those."
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"All right, first we want to thank you all for being here for Brenda."
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"Now, I know it's going to be a long day,"
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"but we're all here because we care about her very much."
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"Brenda, this is an intervention."
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"A lot of us don't like how Jeff's been treating you."
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"So we're going to say a few things, and then you'll say a few things,"
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"And then we'll be done. Sound good?"
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"- Um, I guess. - All right."
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"So we're going to go around the room"
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"and tell you exactly how your situation has affected each of us. Meg?"
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"Okay, maybe she wasn't the one to start with. Caleb?"
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"Caleb, you want to go ahead?"
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"- Me? - Yeah, go ahead."
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"Uh, it's Chris."
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"You don't know my name?"
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"All right, this isn't off to a flying start."
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"Peter, why don't you go ahead?"
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"Well, why don't you smoke a whole carton of cigarettes!"
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"Look, I know what you guys are trying to do, but Jeffand I are fine."
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"No, Brenda, you're not fine, okay?"
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"Please, l'd like to say something, ifl may."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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""has affected my life in the following ways."
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""The sister that I knew and loved growing up"
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""And I call you 'person' and not 'woman'"
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""A woman embraces life."
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""A woman makes choices to make her life better."
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""Sadly, the fact that you are with Jeff"
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"I want the girl I grew up with back."
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"(STAMMERING) I want... I want my sister back."
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"Brenda, I love you."
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"Please make the right decision."
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"Which is a perfect time for me to tell my jokes."
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"Glenn,"
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"l am so lucky to have such a wonderful, loving brother like you."
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"So, are you gonna leave him?"
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"Oh, there you are!"
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"Hey, give me some money. I saw a cool bandana."
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"What the hell's going on here?"
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"Listen here, you bully!"
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"For your information, Brenda just agreed to leave you."
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"Like hell she did."
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"- Brenda, you tell them? - No, not yet."
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"Everyone, I have wonderful news."
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"Jeff and I are getting married."
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"l'd show you the ring, but it's under the splint."
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"My finger fell down the stairs."
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"You're getting married?"
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"Yeah, but only 'cause she's pregnant."
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"Pregnant?"
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"Oh, congratulations! Have you thought of any names yet?"
Family Guy
"Maybe, maybe, "Slappy"?"
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"Or "Keep It Down In Theresy"?"
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"Guys, what the hell am I gonna do?"
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"She can't marry that bastard."
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"He's just gonna keep beatin' her, and then he's gonna beat the kid, too."
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"- What? - That's his name?"
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"- Yeah. - Huh-larious."
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"But you know, I was thinking this afternoon,"
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"What the hell happened to the days when a guy does something like that to a girl,"
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"and a bunch of us guys get together and just go kick his fucking ass?"
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"Boy, that'd be satisfying."
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"Well..."
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"- Why not? - What do you mean?"
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"The three of us."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Quagmire."
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"You know, I could arrest you just for saying that."
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"You know what else you can get arrested for?"
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"Soliciting a rooster."
Family Guy
"I don't know what this cock-a-doodle-doo thing is,"
Family Guy
"but it sounds gay and it sounds scatological."
Family Guy
"Quagmire, you're talking about murdering a guy."
Family Guy
"It doesn't matter what he's done, it's still murder."
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"These kinds of guys don't change."
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"and clean up their act? No!"
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"They just keep ruining everyone's lives, and the world is better off without 'em."
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"It's against the law, Quagmire, and that's the end of it."
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"- (JEFF SLAP BRENDA) - (BRENDA SCREAMING)"
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"What the hell? Did you change the channel while I was going to get a beer?"
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"I'm so sorry!"
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"His soft, gentle humor connects effortlessly with my mainstream sensibilities!"
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"(BRENDA SCREAMING)"
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"(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)"
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"Yeah, yeah. When I was a kid, they were boulders!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Cereals do change."
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"Now, here's something, here's something. Did you hear about this?"
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"Here 's a bunch of wards in a raw."
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"Because the economy's so bad,"
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"They've decided they're gonna shut down all the prisons."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Hi, there, Jeff."
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"Hey, what's going on, dudes?"
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"Brenda just fell."
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"Actually, we don't have time, Jeff."
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"We were just about to go on our annual midnight hunting trip."
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"We thought you might want to join us."
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"Hey, it beats sitting at home watching Meg pop her zits."
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"Then that's your answer."
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"You know, Quagmire, I gotta say,"
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"I was pretty surprised you wanted me to come along."
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"I thought you hated my guts."
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"Well, then what the hell are we doing out here?"
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"I thought we were gonna kill him."
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"Ahhh! So, Jeff, do you like loud sentences?"
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"I guess. I gotta take a whiz."
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"All right, look. When he comes back,"
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"l'm just gonna do it, okay?"
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"I'm just gonna point my gun straight at his head"
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"- before he even knows what's going on. - (GUN COCKING)"
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"You know, Quagmire, you are pathetic."
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"What..."
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"(STAMMERING) What do you mean, Jeff?"
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