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Clips from Family Guy - Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q (S10E10)

"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex an TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Is what normal families say."
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"You're going fishing again?"
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"PETER: Two thirds of the planet is water?"
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"This guy's okay"
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"um, we should probably go find out what's keeping Quagmire."
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"And you know, Joe, I was thinking, maybe one night,"
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"I would like that."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"He must have autoerotically asphyxiated himself!"
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"Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah."
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"Well, Miss Quagmire, your brother Glenn is lucky to be alive."
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"Come on, Brenda, a stupid nursery rhyme isn't going to wake him up,"
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"especially the way you sing. (LAUGHING)"
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"Yeah, that's how it starts."
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"Oh, Glenn, we're just so glad you're all right."
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"Fine, then you call my cousin Terry"
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"and tell him we're not going to be at his karate recital."
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"I got another cat."
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"BRENDA: (MEEKLY) No, Jeff, all I said was that you were in between jobs."
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"Oh, I didn't get any sleep."
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"L'm stuck in the middle of some bad stuff with my sister."
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"Don't boil me"
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"I'm still alive"
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"but I haven't gotten anywhere."
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"Well, I guess she does need someone to talk to."
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"Let's hope she's good at talking 'cause we know she doesn't listen so good."
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"Don't you have any back home?"
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"I'll give you another moment."
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"I'm sorry. Oh, shoot."
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"Joe, the guy's a menace."
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"Hey, Joe, can't you just arrest the guy?"
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"Sorry, Quagmire."
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"What the... What's going on? What's all this?"
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"I feel like if he likes you, maybe you can change him."
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"(CHRIS STUTTERS)"
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"So, you like getting beaten, huh?"
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""Brenda, the fact that you are being abused,"
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""no longer exists."
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""The person I see before me now is just a punching bag."
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""Because a woman is a strong, beautiful, vibrant creature."
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""to make your life worse.""
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"- Peter. - And I will save them for the end."
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"Or, or "Bruisey"?"
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"You know, I was thinking... Wait, what?"
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"We go over there and we do what's right, we kill the bastard."
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"No, Joe, it does matter what he's done!"
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"You think they ever suddenly wake up and realize the error of their ways,"
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"We're watching Leno, you bitch!"
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"Let's waste this dick."
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"Boy, everything's different now than it used to be, isn't it?"
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"You know, this morning I had a bowl of Fruity Pebbles cereal."
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"And they're gonna send all the inmates to Congress."
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"I don't get that one!"
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"Get your lazy ass up"
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"and get my neighbors some beers!"
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"Yeah, what the hell?"
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"Go shoot some animals,"
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"that sounds like fun."
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"Okay, okay, who would you rather do?"
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"Dame Judi Dench with 30 minutes of kissing first,"
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"or Eddie lzzard in drag, but he has a working vagina?"
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"Would Eddie lzzard tell others about it?"
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"Eddie lzzard is very discreet."
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"JEFF: Kind of like this?"
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"You have to bring your friends out here with you to do your dirty work?"
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"Listen, Jeff, just put the gun down,"
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"Kind of don't know what to do next."
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"- Oh! My shirt's a little too short. - That's okay."
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"See you later, schmucks!"
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"Uh."
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"A tragic hunting accident."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Suit yourself, man."
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"(PANTING)"
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"(CRACKS NECK)"
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"What the hell? I killed you!"
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"I choke myself every day, you bastard."
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"I wanted it to sound real. lt's gotta sound like he wrote it."
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"Plus, she kind of is garbage, Quagmire."
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"It's an expression."
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""P.P.S. I really love Grape Ape."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Good morning!"
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"Lois, l'll take my breakfast to go. l'm going fishing with the fellas."
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"Peter, I thought we were going to have some family time this weekend."
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"Remember, fishing was my not-at-all memorable job for two years?"
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"- No. - You don't remember my fishing boat."
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"You don't remember Santos and Pasqual?"
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"Not even a little."
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"They were like male Consuelas."
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"It was a mistake making them Portuguese, though."
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"People don't even know what a Portuguese is."
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"That's what I thought a Portuguese was."
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"Me and my brain, huh?"
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"And we're just getting started!"
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"Boy, it's not like Quagmire to be this late."
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"Yeah."
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"This is brutal."
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"JOE: Come on, Joe, you're losing him."
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"Think of something. This was your shot."
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"Two thirds of the planet is water."
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"Yeah."
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"All right, well,"
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"we get dinner, just the two of us."
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"PETER: Hey, Quagmire?"
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"You in there?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"- Holy crap! - Oh. my God!"
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"Yeah, while he was watching clown porn."
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"Almost there. Almost there."
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