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Clips from The Simpsons - The War of the Simpsons (S02E02)

"Gotta be a good husband. Hey, kid! You forgot your--"
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"Waste your strength, you big, ugly catfish."
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"I got a skillet and some butter with your name on it."
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"-Sugar? -Ten, please."
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"-Top me off. -Does your ma let you drink coffee?"
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"For the last time, yes!"
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"Big blowout at casa de Simpson. The only adult is frail."
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"Bart's joint. Two-ish. Be there or be square."
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"Tell my friends? All right. But I've got some funky friends."
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"I get out at noon, and I'm already invited to a party."
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"Now, this is a trust exercise."
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"You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you."
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"-Do I have to do this? -No."
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"I wouldn't recommend it."
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"...this is the first time I've told a partner they were right."
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"It's all his fault."
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"I'm willing to put that on a certificate."
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"You'll make me the most famous fisherman ever."
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"...the bald guy in the cable fishing show."
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"Holy mackerel!"
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"Good to see you. What's up?"
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"-Any chicks over 8? -Not yet, but the afternoon is young."
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"-What's wrong? -It's obvious."
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"We've set back the children's rights movement for decades."
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"No! Stop! Oh!"
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"-You want me to take off my belt? -Yeah."
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"Doggone it!"
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"I love you! But I must kill you!"
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"Thanks for coming. Nice tie, Nelson."
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"It's your dad's."
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"I tried to be a good babysitter, but I failed."
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"I'm a feeb."
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"A useless, old, worn out...."
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"I have this unpleasant feeling I've never had before."
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"It's remorse, you burlesque of irrepressible youth."
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"-How do you make it go away? -Grab a brush..."
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"...and clean faster than you ever have before."
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"Hi, honey."
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"-How's the retreat? -I thought our marriage..."
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"...was in trouble. But never this much trouble."
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"-How can--? -You don't know what this means."
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"-To who? -Those weirdos in the store!"
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"-This fish shows how selfish you are! -Then I'll throw it back!"
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"-Oh, yeah, sure. -Watch!"
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"Wow! I did it."
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"I gave up fame and breakfast for my marriage."
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"I fought it for six hours. One word and I toss it back."
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"You're telling me our marriage is in trouble?"
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"-We're back! -How's the marriage?"
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"Same as usual. Perfectomundo."
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"Pretending to cry."
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"I can turn it on and off like a faucet."
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""I'm crying. I'm so sad.""
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"-Way to go, Grampa. -I'll never trust another old person."
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"I fooled you! So long, suckers!"
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"Yep, General Sherman. They say he's 500 pounds of bottom-dwelling fury."
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"No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me, he's 100."
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"-No one's caught him? -One came close."
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"His name was Homer. Seven feet tall."
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"Arms like tree trunks. Eyes like steel, cold and hard."
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"Had a shock of hair, red. Like the fires of hell."
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"Come on, give up!"
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"Okay. You're probably wondering why I'm still here."
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"All right, I'll show you."
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"This fish represents a better life for us. It makes me a hero."
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"-Come here, baby! -Oh, Homer."
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"That's the only picture of him. Can't see what he is."
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"Only a couple of times."
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"That's the babysitter. I'm Mrs. Simpson."
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"Hey, you! You! Shut that door! Put that away!"
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"No! What--?"
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"No."
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