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Clips from 30 Rock - Standards and Practices (S06E06)

"outside of an execution chamber."
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"Oh, God. Is this how Judy felt?"
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"Judy was nice and sweet"
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"and wanted to get a coffee enema or something,"
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"Well, then why don't you apologize to her?"
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"She's right behind you."
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"but I guess I'll see you on TV."
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"there's any good in me."
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"Forget TV."
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"Let's go get that coffee now."
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"I have to stop Jenna from leaving. You just..."
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"Day two of my fast, and you were right."
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"My mind is clear, and I'm sharp as a tack."
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"Those names are the people who worked on the movie."
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"No."
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"I was right about Kaylie, and I crushed her."
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"She could not have been worse in that meeting"
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"than if she had wanted me to..."
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"Son of a dingbat!"
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"'Cause they love to those big"
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"'Cause they eat all our aloud."
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"I'd like to introduce housed in a"
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"[Bleep], booooy!"
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"You just ate a with extra?"
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"Well, you called the right."
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"Kenneth, I'm Gaylord Felcher."
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"I have never seen bleeping like that,"
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"All right, Felcher, you don't have to talk like that."
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"What a surprise."
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"Whatever are you doing here, Kaylie Hooper?"
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"Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision."
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"Look who figured it out."
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"a million hours."
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"You didn't lie to me about getting sent to school"
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"in the "Middle of nowhere.""
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"What I realized too late is,"
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"you were talking about Beekman Academy,"
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"otherwise known as, uh, "noware.""
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"Like hot Vickie could ever steal him from me."
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"he would have just written a check"
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"and made it all go away."
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"I, uh, couldn't help but notice"
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"Too bad I'm on the board of the Central Park conservancy,"
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"so beekman won't have a field to play on next year."
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"Well, good, 'cause I planted that lacrosse ball there"
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"Her name is Jack... ie."
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"Jackie... officecouch."
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"I mean it this time."
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"Son of a dingbat!"
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"Where's Kenneth Toilethole?"
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"He had to go to the bathroom."
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"Every time one of you leaves, the other one comes back."
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"You know, I'm starting to suspect"
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"that I have bad luck."
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"Dude, bro, where's Liz?"
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"You didn't see her? She just left."
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"I gotta go feed the meter."
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"Well, hello, Hank. So good of you to come up."
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"So, Jack, how's your wife? Still kidnapped?"
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"Of the photo captions."
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"tonight is going to be the greatest."
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"Then I got a promotion,"
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"And a wonderful new show from D.L. Hughley"
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"'cause I have a colonoscopy tomorrow."
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"to change public perception,"
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"So, a couple of months ago, I called"
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"to see if there were any little Jennas out there"
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"She's just so cool."
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"colon..."
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"If you want to be my daughter, put on this wig and smile."
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"So, what's up?..."
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"Kenneth is being a real... dingbat,"
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"Like inspector clouseau."
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"Cato?"
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"that's when I most need you to attack me,"
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"but I'm serious."
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"No, she knew I would."
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"I'm just gonna choose at random who it's gonna be."
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"Who is it?"
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"but here's what you weren't counting on..."
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"while his parents were out of town."
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"Wait, which Vickie? Fat Vickie?"
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"and then school found out, so now my life is over!"
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"This has nothing to do with you!"
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"I messed up the show to make sure"
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"'cause Dr. Melvoin is trying to kick me out of school,"
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"well, then, he'll let them expel me,"
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"Wait, where are your parents?"
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"And then my dad put a Porsche engine in a model T"
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"I wanna die!"
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"No, there's only one of me. What? What are you asking?"
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"We're saying whatever we want."
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"I have enough crap to deal with around here, Kenneth..."
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"anything can happen on live TV."
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"Today was my meeting with Colin o'Scopy."
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"Therefore, I have no idea"
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"I'm accustomed to dealing with difficult people, Lemon,"
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"Are a puzzle."
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"like when I was 17, and finally got my period"
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"more confused than when I entered,"
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"No, Jenna, you."
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"Fat Vickie's parents were very upset"
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"I'd just... I'd skip clarinet,"
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"Is expulsion."
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"No! But I did completely rewrite the show."
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"Boy."
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"No. You know you can't do that."
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"Great, Tray, thanks."
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"My brain is working overtime."
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"That's great. I need..."
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"Normally, I'd have to get permission from Irene first,"
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"See you next week!"
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"- That was amazing! - It sure was."
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"The head of Standards?"
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"I just had fruit roll-ups for dinner..."
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"Do you wanted to get expelled from school, didn't you?"
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"It only took you, oh, I don't know,"
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"in the neighborhood North of ware street,"
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"Now I'll be able to be close to my boyfriend Henry."
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"He's going to NYU. To study acting."
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