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Clips from Family Guy - Grumpy Old Man (S10E10)

"On which we used to rely?"
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"All the things that make us"
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"- Hello, Peter. - Argh!"
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"Uh, what are you doing out here in all this snow?"
Family Guy
"Thanks, Chris, but there's some in here, too."
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"Ugh!"
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"- That's not lemon! - Yeah, it's piss."
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"so it stays nice and warm."
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"You all set to spend the day with Grandma and Grandpa?"
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"(SINGING) Well, Grandpa's here"
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"- (GASPS) Goodness, dear, l'm so sorry. - No worries."
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"So what now? I go to Heaven?"
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"I'm late for a hostile takeover of a jelly factory."
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"I'll show those Smuckers."
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"That's fine, but you can't drive."
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"or sit in a chair and moisten your mouth."
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"(LIPS SMACKING)"
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"There we go, all moist."
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"MAN ON TV: We now return to "The Superfriends' Accountant.""
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"We're the Superfriends."
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"Hey, hey, hey! What's up, Ginas... Vaginas?"
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"So what do you guys do here?"
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"Now your turn. And do it how I like."
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"Now that Grandpa's retired,"
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"You can't have any good conversation. Not like at Chili's. Where else?"
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"I hear you're kind of a cool guy."
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"Okay! Carter and Quandary, hanging out."
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"I can't even get any sleep with him here."
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"Well, now I'm not. Come on, get in here!"
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"including a button on every seat"
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"Well, I hope you enjoyed the tour."
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"(SNORING)"
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"But let's see who's really under there."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Can I have my face back?"
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"- Hey there, buddy. - Go away!"
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"- What? - You're darn right, what."
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"Now, let's get back in there."
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"- What's your name, soldier? - Sir, McArdle, sir!"
Family Guy
"I guess we got some kind of joker here!"
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"MAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) Hey, hobo man Hey, Dapper Dan"
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"You've both got your style"
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"A central air system that you had nothing to do with?"
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"that you can fiddle with."
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"(WHISPERS) He's learning."
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"because that's all we talk about."
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"You're right, dear. I can't stand to see him like this."
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"Now, let's see if we can put some fire back into him."
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"(MUMBLING) Like touching butts!"
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"I plan on sitting behind this desk until the day I die."
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"'Cause you're gross."
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"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex an TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Good morning. I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Coming up, we talk to a man an the street,"
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"while a man further back an the street flips you off"
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"But first, Quahog was hit by a major blizzard last night."
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"Here with more details an the snowstorm"
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"Is Asian correspondent Tricia Nakahoma."
Family Guy
"That's wrong. That's wrong. You 're not doing good so far."
Family Guy
"I'm standing here surrounded by snowdrifts, stalled cars,"
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"and the one douchebag who wears a tank tap"
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"every time there's a blizzard."
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"Guy at work drank a quart of motor oil once and didn't even die from it."
Family Guy
"Put that an the news, but you won't."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, check it out. I peed my name in the snow."
Family Guy
"- Jesus, Joe. - That's normal."
Family Guy
"Wow, looks like the whole neighborhood's out here."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I just hope that weird albino up the street"
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"doesn't show up."
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"That guy creeps me out."
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"(STUTTERING) Hey. Hey, Bill."
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"Just taking my rabbit to the vet."
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"Well, l'm all done shoveling your walk, Mr. Herbert."
Family Guy
"- Hey, check it out, lemon snow. - What?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that stuffs delicious."
Family Guy
"Lemon snow?"
Family Guy
"You mean it just falls from the sky like that?"
Family Guy
"You bet. One of nature's treats."
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"- You gonna have some? - No, l'm already full."
Family Guy
"But you should have some before the other kids get to it."
Family Guy
"What is it? Like Italian ice?"
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"Yeah, exactly, like a sorbet."
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"You bastard! I was having fun playing in the snow,"
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"and now you've ruined it, like a pizza place ruins a salad."
Family Guy
"Okay, four pizzas and a salad."
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"Salad? How do you make a salad?"
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"First, you throw in the whole head of lettuce."
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"Even the hard-to-eat white part at the bottom?"
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"I got a can of whole black olives. Should I slice them up?"
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"What are you, crazy? No, you keep 'em whole."
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"You're gonna want to know you've got an olive in your mouth."
Family Guy
"What about this tomato?"
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"Cut it into thirds."
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"It should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth."
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"How about this carrot? Should I cut it up?"
Family Guy
"Yes, but very thin lengthwise."
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"The whole length of the carrot. One thin slice."
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"Okay, what else do we got?"
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"Well, we got these hot peppers but you can't really eat them."
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"No problem. Dump 'em all in."
Family Guy
"Now, should we put it in a bowl?"
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"No, let's put it in a lasagna tray."
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"Okay, great. l'll take it."
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"Oh, and make sure to stick it right on top of the pizzas"
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"- (PHONE RINGING) - Hello. Every pizza place."
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"All right, Stewie,"
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"Uh, I hate being around old people."
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"They've always got weird stuff in their refrigerator."
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"Ah, I'm hungry. What do we got?"
Family Guy
"Let's see. Eye drops, baking soda and some film."
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"OLD MAN: Close the door. You're running up long distance charges!"
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"Ah, sorry. Thought I had more time."
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"Hi, Daddy. Stewie's all ready. You boys have fun."
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"There's my little guy."
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