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Clips from The Simpsons - Stark Raving Dad (S03E03)

"So did I pass?"
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"[ Laughing ] No."
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"Careful, men."
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"He wets his pants."
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"Right."
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"A spill on the floor with bugs going after it."
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"This isn't fair!"
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"How can you tell who's sane..."
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"and who's insane?"
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"[ Guard ] Put him in with the big white guy..."
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm MichaelJackson from theJacksons."
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"I'm Homer Simpson from the Simpsons."
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"I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer."
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"Of course, I've heard of you."
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"What's your name?"
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"No."
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"''Beat It''?"
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"You beat it."
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"''Thriller''?"
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"What was that?"
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"How about this?"
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"# She's just a girl who says that I am the one #"
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"# But the kid is not my son #"
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"How do your feet do that?"
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"The moonwalk?"
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"No, your feet!"
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"Raise your heel a bit."
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"I understand."
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"People thought I dressed crazy."
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"What did you wear?"
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"One white glove..."
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"[ Nonsensical Blubbering ]"
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"##...and Scratchy Show ##"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"In the split second before he died..."
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"Do you see how this relates to us?"
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"You want that once-a-year empty gesture?"
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"[ Homer] Hey, Michael, I don't get it."
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"These guys seem as normal as you and me."
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"Homer, this is Floyd."
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"Five times nine."
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"This guy is the chief."
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"He's been here since 1 968."
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"Never says a word."
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"Hey, Chief."
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"It's about time somebody reach out to me."
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"They think I'm a god."
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"Tell them this is one of those places..."
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"[ Ringing ]"
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"Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em."
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"Hello. Who is this?"
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"Bart Simpson. Who are you?"
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"I'm MichaelJackson."
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"The MichaelJackson?"
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"No way."
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"He could be."
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"If you're really MichaelJackson..."
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"Brooke Shields, Diana Ross, Emmanuel Lewis and Bubbles."
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"Shiver me timbers! You are MichaelJackson!"
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"Your father needs your help."
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"MichaelJackson, whoo-hoo!"
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"Hey, Mom..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Mother was right."
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"Don't you worry."
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"The only way out ain't pretty."
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"You said poorhouse."
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"Poorhouse."
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"Crazy house!"
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"[ Man ] Hello, you've reached..."
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"the New Bedlam Wrongly-Committed Hotline."
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"All our operators are currently busy."
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"What's wrong, Homer?"
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"This place is so strange."
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"Mike, I'm ashamed to admit it to another guy..."
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"but I'm... scared."
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"football..."
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"boobies--"
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"Bubbles, it's going to be a long night."
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"Please express yourselves."
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"In these sessions, we want you to feel relaxed and uninhibited."
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"Youngest V.P. In the history of the firm."
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"Was the door locked?"
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"Was it raining?"
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"No, Homer..."
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"Dave suffers from agoraphobia--"
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"a fear of open areas and crowds."
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"extreme paranoia and bladder hostility."
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"If you talk to him without mentioning Bart..."
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"you'd see how sane he is."
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"You mean there really is a Bart? Good Lord!"
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"Mmm, pancakes."
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"D'oh!"
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"Marge!"
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"Oh, Homie!"
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"After talking to your wife..."
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"we believe you're no threat to yourself or others."
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"That's the most flattering thing anyone ever said to me."
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"Could I have it in writing?"
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"I'm proud of you, Homer."
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"You are? Why?"
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"In 1 97 9, I got real depressed..."
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"[ Crying ]"
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"[ Ringing ]"
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"Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff'em, we stuff'em."
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"for a few days."
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"Isn't that cute? He's heard of you."
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"he doesn't tell anybody I'm coming."
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"Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear..."
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"I will not tell another living soul--"
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"Huh?"
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"No."
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"MichaelJackson..."
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"MichaelJackson?!"
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"I got a call on the other line."
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"MichaelJackson?!"
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"MichaelJackson!"
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"Such a thing happens once in a blue moon."
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"[ Helicopter Approaching ]"
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