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Clips from The Simpsons - Stark Raving Dad (S03E03)

"and so, I hereby declare that Route 401"
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"will henceforth be known as the MichaelJackson Expressway."
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"I think I can see him."
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"Oh, here he comes. Oh!"
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"The guy in the pink shirt is the father of the family..."
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"We want Michael!"
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"Here he is."
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"Here's the guy..."
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"Aahh!"
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"He's white."
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"[ Crowd Booing ]"
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"You owe us MichaelJackson."
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"and before I join them, I have one question."
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"and I'm afraid to ask."
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"Dear Bart..."
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"I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me..."
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"for my birthday..."
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"Perhaps, if a professional so advises..."
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"at some far distant family reunion..."
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"but rest assured, it will be purely for show."
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"[ Crying ]"
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"Hey, Bart."
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"Hey, you."
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"You know what I did when my sisters' birthdays rolled around?"
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"When I was your age I had six gold records."
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"You look like a big, fat mental patient."
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"I often hear that."
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"Just leave me alone."
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"Either MichaelJackson is working..."
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"or he's here with you willing to work on this song."
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"Go sit at the piano, and I'll boil some coffee."
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"I don't have any."
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"Maybe that will help."
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"That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her."
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"Bart, think."
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"What happens to you..."
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"when you turn eight?"
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"####[ Bart Whistling ]"
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"- Lisa. - Lisa."
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"- Lisa. - Lisa."
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"- Lisa. - Lisa."
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"That's right."
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"Hope you like your present."
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"And a-one and a-two and a-one, two, three, four."
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"## [ Pop ]"
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh, this is the best present I ever got!"
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"Thank you, Bart. Thank you, Michael."
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"[ Deep East Coast Accent ] My work is done here."
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"This is my real voice."
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"I'm Leon Compowski."
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"All my life I was angry, until one day..."
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"[ Michael's Voice ] I talked like this."
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"everybody was smiling at me."
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"Not me. I got this."
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"[ Lisa ] You're a credit to dementia."
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"Maggie!"
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"Pink?!"
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"That's Homer Simpson-- a boob from Sector 7-G."
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"Hey, Homer..."
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"took months."
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"Could you fill out this form?"
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"[ Nail Gun Fires ]"
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"''Dog on Fire!'' ''Dog on Fire!''"
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"# Hee-hee-hee ##"
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"Huh?"
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"There's probably a downside I don't see."
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"Dad's in a mental institution."
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"Maybe I can help you."
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"[ Mumbling ] Hot cakes..."
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"Then one Monday morning, I couldn't leave the house."
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"[ Horn Screeching ]"
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"I'm going to wrap my hands around your neck..."
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"Yes."
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"No, not even Milhouse."
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"MichaelJackson is moonwalking his way to Springfield."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway..."
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"[ Crowd Murmuring ]"
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"We want Michael!"
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"Today is my birthday."
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"Come off!."
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"No. I wrote them a song to show that I cared."
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"So long."
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"Let's go look at her."
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"Well, your training wheels come off your bike."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"[ Snorting ]"
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"To make a tired point, which one of us is truly crazy?"
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"[ Bart ] Take it away, Lise."
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"## [ Saxophone ]"
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"All right, all right."
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"Well, all right..."
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"Can you stay on the line while I get all my friends and relatives?"
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"Wait, wait, Michael!"
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"I can't fill this out for you."
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"Bart!"
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"[ Siren Blaring ]"
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"He's an idiot savant."
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"Wow!"
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"Whatever they got you on, cut the dose."
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"Please make sure..."
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"While we check it out..."
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"He's dressed without flair."
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"So, I kept on doing it."
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"Boy, when I get home..."
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"Were you out of gas?"
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"[ Crowd ] We want Michael!"
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"[ Marge ] Bye-bye, Leon."
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"to happen to our fair town..."
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"It's no different..."
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"I said crazy house!"
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"Dave, go on."
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"When I was a kid, I didn't have much money."
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"Shh!"
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"have already paid for themselves."
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"You seem like a nice guy."
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"[ Chorus ] ## The Simpsons ##"
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