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Clips from The Simpsons - Stark Raving Dad (S03E03)

"I will give you a hug..."
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"Tsk, tsk, tsk."
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"Stiffed them?"
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"I can't write a song. I'm only ten."
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"Hey, Looney Tunes, this is what MichaelJackson looks like."
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"in a recording studio in L.A..."
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"It's your choice."
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"## [ Singing To Theme From Bridge on the River Kwai ]"
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"Bart, we've got to get..."
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"Oh, she looks sad."
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"Although I know you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same, even if you weren't."
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"## [Jazz ]"
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"Good. That's good."
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"because it's commercial."
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"What, Bart? It's 6:00 a.m."
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"## [ Michael Humming ]"
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"What happened to your voice?"
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"[ Leon's Voice ] All of a sudden..."
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Bart!"
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"Hey, Bart."
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"[ Snorting ]"
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"Lisa! It's 6:00 a.m."
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"Something's wrong. Dad died."
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"No, no, he's fine."
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"What do you know?"
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"I'm relieved."
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"My birthday's in two days."
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"almost double digits."
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"Enjoy it while you can."
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"Everything changes when you hit the big 1 -0."
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"Your legs go."
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"Candy doesn't taste as good."
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"Let me pour my little heart out."
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"This old-timer does ramble on sometimes."
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"Okay, okay, okay!"
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"It's done."
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"Birthday gift coming your way!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Can do."
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"Hmm, Krusty Hotline."
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"You've reached the Krusty Hotline."
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"If you haven't asked your parents' permission--"
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"naughty, naughty..."
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"but Krusty forgives you."
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"50 cents for each additional minute."
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"Thanks for calling, kids."
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"A new message every day."
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"Who stole my shirt? Who stole my shirt?!"
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"Thank you, Marge."
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"Ahh!"
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"I can't wear pink to work."
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"You have plenty of white shirts."
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"Oh, no! Pink!"
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"[ Sobbing ] It's all over, Marge!"
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"It's all over!"
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"I don't know how this happened."
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"Ah, my lucky red hat."
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"Clean as a whistle."
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"I... apologize."
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"[ Mr. Burns ] Wait a minute."
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"Go back."
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"Zoom in."
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"Why is that man in pink?!"
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"Judging by his outlandish attire..."
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"I'll call security, sir."
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"Excellent."
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"Yes, these color monitors..."
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"[ Man ] Pink! I don't get his statement."
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"It has pink frosting."
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"[ Laughter]"
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"Hey, wait a minute!"
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"Just because I'm wearing pink..."
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"doesn't mean I'm some kind of pink doughnut-eater..."
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"although it is tempting."
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"Let's go, pinky."
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"You don't understand."
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"My son just threw his red hat in with the white laundry."
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"Take him away."
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"His body cavity search revealed nothing."
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"We must have X-rayed him a hundred times."
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"Or you're in cahoots."
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"I recall you had a penchant for bell-bottomed trousers..."
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"back in '7 9."
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"That was my costume for the plant production..."
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"of H.M.S. Pinafore."
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"Your spirited hornpipe stole the show."
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"Doctor, what should we do..."
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"about our freewheeling fop?"
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"thanks to the Marvin Monroe..."
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"Take-Home Personality Test."
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"''Print name.''"
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"Oh!"
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"Honey, do me a favor."
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"This is an intimate psychological profile."
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"I'll get Lisa to do it."
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"Lisa, you like homework."
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"D-ohh! Okay."
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"'''Meditations on Turning Eight' by Lisa Simpson."
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"She died, she died!"
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"She lied, she lied!"
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"Why, oh, why is my cat dead?"
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"Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?"
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"I had a hamster named Snuffy--''"
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"No deal."
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"Dad, you should do this."
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"than the time I let you vote for me."
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"Remember that absentee ballot?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Our $50,000 home video finalists are:"
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"''Man Breaking Hip.''"
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"Ruff!. Anyone order a hot dog?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Look at him!"
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"And finally, ''Baby With a Nail Gun.''"
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"It's time to cast your votes."
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"I'm hearing one now, though I'm trying to watch TV."
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"Yes. Are you quick to anger?"
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"Bart, shut up or I'll shut you up!"
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