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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"Could be anyone she's having an affair with."
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"Don't worry. I'm not letting her out of my sight."
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"And no one begrudged her this."
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"No one, that is, except Martha Huber,"
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"Hello, Victor. How are you today?"
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"[Groans]"
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"He collapsed on your hydrangeas. Call 911!"
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"for a meting of the Wisteria Lane Book Club."
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"endured domestic dramas,"
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"But since my death, my friends had lost their interest in fiction."
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"Inspirational? [scoffs] She poisons herself with arsenic."
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"It's made by Cyprus Office Products."
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"Soccer mom?"
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"I had this gig once,"
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"- Great. Want to run it by me? - No. I'm good."
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"- But thanks. - Oh. OK. [laughs]"
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"Yeah. It's good for your career. I'll pull it off."
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"Luckily for Tom, Lynette had a recipe for success."
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"- I hate that she's watching us. - Meet me at the motel in an hour."
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"I have a problem with you having a husband. We both have to learn to deal."
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"Don't even try to make it up to me by talking dirty."
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"Mr. And Mrs. Van De Kamp."
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"But his mother and I are going through severe marital problems."
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"- You went to an attorney? - Yeah."
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"I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time before you had it again."
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"What do you think? Trying too hard?"
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"Um, Susan, I am really sorry, but I've got to cancel."
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"- Yeah, you know... - Yeah, yeah."
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"No, actually, no, I don't know."
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"Look, I promise I'll make this up to you."
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"Hey. How was your big date?"
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"I just want to move this place fast. I'll do whatever we have to do."
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"Yeah."
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"But now he realized she was capable of so much more."
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"[Children talking and laughing]"
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"You look a little tired. Is everything OK?"
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"You wouldn't have any of your kids' ADD medication you could spare,"
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"- just to get me over the hump? - Tina! Don't push your sister."
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"I need all my energy I can get."
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"Come Girl Scout cookie time, don't bring around little Tina"
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"Um... all this, um... wine is, uh... giving me a... headache."
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"- Dad said you were ready to quit. - I changed my mind."
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"That's not funny."
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"- Mike, here's the thing. - What?"
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"- Rex, what's this about? - I went and splurged a little."
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"Don't you two see what he's doing? He's trying to buy your love."
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"A car? A modeling academy?"
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"You can't let her do this."
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"We just told the kids we're getting divorced."
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"You know what? They're my kids too, and I can give them anything I want."
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"There you go."
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"[Danielle squeals]"
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"John!"
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"Oh, don't be that way."
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"[Shouting]"
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"she vowed she'd never again sink to such depths."
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"- Is it time to bring in the police? - That's not really an option for me."
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"I can't wait."
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"I could give you the new keys if you'd adhere to my rules,"
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"I'm outta here."
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"This is one of the houses I've had a hard time getting into."
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"I just wanted to say goodbye to Mary Alice's house"
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"And the answer is yes, they are having sex. No question."
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"Where did you say they were going tonight?"
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"Suit yourself. But for the record... I was rooting for you to land him."
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"I figured it'd be easier for me to steal Mike from you than her."
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"She's got a point. I would notice that."
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"But you should ask him why he moved to Wisteria Lane."
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"Did you see that? A guy came barreling around the corner and just hit her."
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"- Previously on Desperate Housewives... - What is it you hired me to do?"
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"Someone sent that to my wife. I need to know who."
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"Some secrets were discovered."
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"After Mom died, I started remembering what happened to Dana."
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"- Dana? - What are you doing?"
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"Some secrets were uncovered."
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"- And some secrets... - Jordana Geist gets her work done."
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"- How do you cram it all in? ...were shared."
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"That's ADD medication."
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"Competition. It means different things to different people."
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"Competition. It means different things to different people."
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"In suburbia, it means keping up with the Joneses."
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"On Wisteria Lane, that means keping up with Bre Van De Kamp."
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"Everyone knew Bre had the nicest lawn in the neighborhood."
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"whose own lawn paled in comparison."
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"No matter how carefully she trimmed,"
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"or how lovingly she watered..."
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"or how generously she fertilized,"
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"the grass was always grener on the other side of the fence."
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"- Out jogging again? - I can't... catch my breath."
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"Would you like a slurp from my hose?"
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"Victor?"
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"Don't worry. I'm gonna get an ambulance."
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"Then one day, Mrs. Huber finally got the chance to mow down the competition."
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"Help! Somebody help!"
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"[Gasps] What happened?"
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"[Radio chatter]"
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"[Radio chatter]"
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"Yes, Mrs. Huber understood the first rule of competition:"
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"In order to win, you have to want it more."
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"When I was alive, my friends and I came together once a month"
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"We found the problems of literary characters so absorbing."
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"The way they dealt with adversity,"
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"conducted illicit affairs,"
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"and planned romantic conquests."
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"So, what did everybody think?"
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"Their own problems had become absorbing enough."
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"I thought the character of Madame Bovary was very inspirational."
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"- [Lynette] Really? - You didn't read until the end?"
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"[Lynette] I stopped after page 50."
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"- Am I the only one who read the book? - I saw the movie. It was good."
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"Ladies, I'm sorry, but what is the point of having a book club"
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"if we don't read the book?"
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"- More wine? - [Murmured assent]"
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"Sue, Reba, Emma and Lori, would you girls come and help me with the snacks?"
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"Sure."
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"I will be right in."
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"God, I couldn't wait to get rid of them!"
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"OK, so Lynette said that you found Zach."
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"He's at a rehabilitation center. Julie snuck in and talked to him."
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"Did he talk about his mother's suicide?"
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