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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Replacement (S05E05)

"I'm enjoying the studying."
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"Rubbing went away."
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"Give me a break."
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"The price with which I purchase the death of the Slayer."
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"which is me doing an important voice."
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"It's very above-terranean."
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"I want it. Pay anything."
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"Phone and electricity are hooked up."
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"There's a private balcony, ceiling fan, closet space."
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"And that's the bedroom."
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"Can we talk quietly over there? Excuse us."
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"Without the unpleasant slavery associations."
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"- You can't expect me to wait around for... - Quiet, please, Anya."
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"and I don't really feel like taking a tour of beautiful things I can't have."
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"I guess I'll just start on that application. I think you'll like it."
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"Brilliant. I'll be lucky if I don't curse my hands off at the wrist."
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"That is a fertility god. Feeble man, you are not likely to strike..."
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"That's Oofdar, Goddess of Childbirth. She's got some nice heft to her."
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"Yes, I'd imagine it gave him rather a turn."
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"He ran away?"
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"Sort of more turned and swept out majestically, I suppose."
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"Well, I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me."
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"He called you a toth. It's a British expression. It means "moron"."
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"It also says for a demon he's unusually sophisticated."
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"Not even remotely. But he was very distinctive."
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"I found a spell so you can't smell anything, but it does it by taking your nose off, so no."
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"What are you doing here, Spike?"
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"Tall, robed, skin sort of hanging off, deep voice."
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"Very nice. I was on your side."
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"Oh, my God."
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"But see, I'm having this aggressively bad day."
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"I found a quarter."
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"Hello?"
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"Right. It'll be good."
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"- The hallway doesn't belong to you. - Get out of here."
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"This must be my "two teenage girls in the house" headache. It felt familiar."
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"She didn't say I couldn't stand here."
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"Right. I'll be right there."
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"I knew they were gonna notice that."
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"I was thinking that I'd have you head up our interior carpentry crew. See how it goes."
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"I mean, he didn't... Doesn't he see the shiny thing?"
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"I already have an idea how."
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"I think someone said you're currently in your parents' basement?"
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"And if you need anything, day or night,"
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"She's coming on to him. Me."
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"- I won't let you do this. - What's going on out there?"
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"You can't do this to me."
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"It stole my face. We have to find it and we have to kill it."
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"OK. I woke up in the dump this morning."
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"No. The dump. The city dump."
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"No. We walked you home last night, remember?"
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"but this sounds like more than that."
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"Yeah. When the impostor's killed, the body'll probably turn back into whatever it really is."
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"Yes, it makes sense. A shape-shifting device."
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"It's a robot. An evil robot constructed from evil parts that look like me"
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"I'd feel a whole lot better knowing she's safe from this creep."
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"Let's just say that I wouldn't wanna run into you and kill the wrong one."
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"Good thinking. When you kill it, make sure you got the one who's actually..."
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"Well, we're working on it. There has to be a way to get to Buffy to unhypnotise her."
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"Xander, you sound a little..."
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"But I never help. I get in trouble and Buffy saves me."
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"And this time it's even worse."
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"- Like what? - Like..."
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"He's smarter and... I don't know, maybe I should just let him have it."
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"What have I got that's even worth..."
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"- Anya. - You think he's after her?"
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"I handled it fine."
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"- You really got this apartment? - I really did. And do you know why?"
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"Good."
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"When do we get a car?"
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"No, wait, I don't mean a boat. I mean a puppy. Or a child. I have a list somewhere."
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"I don't have time just to let these things happen."
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"I'm dying."
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"Wait a minute. This is about this."
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"No, I can't promise that."
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"Get out. You don't belong here."
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"Anya, it's me."
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"Yeah. You check where he might go to blend in as Xander. I'll check where Toth might be."
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"Wait. How did you know about this?"
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"He came to me. I mean Xander did. And he's in terrible shape. We need to help him."
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"The strength, the speed, the heritage."
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"I still don't get the original plan. Why do it?"
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"He's the demon."
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"You have to know it's me."
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"No. Don't shoot him."
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"Yes, I do. You wanted to know if I wished you got hit by the ferula-gemina, got split in two."
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"Well, you have been kind of rankly about the whole slayer gig."
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"I gotta have that. I gotta have it all. I'm talkin' toes, elbows,"
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"We better get there soon. If Xander kills himself, he's dead."
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"Let go. I have to kill the demon-bot."
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"OK, Xanders."
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"And you can't kill each other. Well, you could, but it would be really bad."
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"- No way. - He can't be me. He's all fancy."
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"- I don't think that's gonna do it. - 11 1/2."
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"- This? - It'll melt your brain."
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"Do you suppose we're both Xander?"
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"and admire, ladies."
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"physical attributes?"
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"Maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away."
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"She entirely wants to have sex with us together - which is wrong and..."
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"and it would be very confusing."
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"We just need to arrange the candles."
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"It's not like it'd be cheating. They're both Xander."
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"- I am? - Yeah."
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"Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself."
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"So, you two stand right here."
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"Here we go. Brace yourselves."
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"I don't know. At first it's just a place, and then you start to make memories."
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"And right there, that's where I got my heart all ripped out."
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"Anya, I see you've joined the not-sling-wearing crowd."
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"Yes. I'm feeling better. And I anticipate many years before my death."
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"Not unless you want my collection of Babylon 5 commemorative plates."
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"How is it that she can always make me feel Suave Xander's left the building?"
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"Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like I'm split in two."
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"Got something else for me to carry?"
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"Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer":"
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"Nobody knows who I am. Not the real me."
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"No one understands."
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"No one has an older sister who's a slayer."
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"I know it's always been this way. She's the baby."
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